Russia: invades, USA: SECURE BURGER TOWN!

1 : Anonymous2021/10/13 18:16 ID: q7h5ls
Russia: invades, USA: SECURE BURGER TOWN!
2 : Anonymous2021/10/13 18:35 ID: hgik18w

RAMIREZ! DO EVERYTHING!

ID: hgisrfa

RAMIREZ, BRING ME TWO NUMBER 9s, A NUMBER 9 LARGE, A NUMBER 6 WITH EXTRA DIP, A NUMBER 7, TWI NUMBER 45s, ONE WITH CHEESE, AND A LARGE SODA!

ID: hgit5o7

And that's an order....to go.

ID: hgj90o4

A Jr. Bacon Chee, a small, A SMALL seasoned curlies, and a half coke half diet coke, im trying to watch my figure.

ID: hgita3m

RAMIREZ! BALANCE THE FEDERAL BUDGET!

ID: hgjgdlo

I WILL DESTROY THIS WORLD AND USHER IN A NEW AGE OF ETERNAL FIRE. NOTHING WILL PREVENT THIS.

ID: hgivttm

RAMIREZ! SOLVE WORLD HUNGER!

3 : Anonymous2021/10/13 19:22 ID: hgiqyrp

If there's one Marine that needed a raise in MW, it was Ramirez.

Dude did everything without question.

ID: hgiyv8f

I think he probally got all of the medals once it was over. Him and Soap probally couldn't even stand up with them all on at the award ceremony.

4 : Anonymous2021/10/13 18:20 ID: hgihtn3

I can’t wait to secure and hold down my local Applesbees when WW3 inevitably breaks out. Long Island Ice Teas for me and the boys for days.

ID: hgin304

Wait, is this how the franchise wars in Demolition Man started?

5 : Anonymous2021/10/13 18:54 ID: hgimrb2

Hahahaha, silly Russians! This is America, every town is burger town!

ID: hgixg1s

I agree with you. This is America, every city is a burger city!

6 : Anonymous2021/10/13 22:39 ID: hgjj48z

It's the closest place and it has food, seems strategically sound.

7 : Anonymous2021/10/13 23:08 ID: hgjmu2h

Ferb, I know what we’re playing tonight! again

8 : Anonymous2021/10/13 18:56 ID: hgin5hh

next up on CNN!

in Soviet America Russia invades YOU!

9 : Anonymous2021/10/13 18:34 ID: hgijuun

Alduin: I WILL DESTROY THIS WORLD AND USHER IN A NEW AGE OF ETERNAL FIRE. NOTHING WILL PREVENT THIS.

Game: Please follow this talking dog for 30 minutes.

10 : Anonymous2021/10/13 20:16 ID: hgiz0b0

(Ramirez, pointing protect the burger town!)

11 : Anonymous2021/10/13 22:51 ID: hgjkowf

'MERICA FUCK YEAH!

12 : Anonymous2021/10/13 23:41 ID: hgjr2v5

Hey, you can’t fight back against an invasion on an empty stomach

13 : Anonymous2021/10/13 21:55 ID: hgjd650

Yes, taking cover behind a close, solid object, very funny. Versus taking cover behind hills and bushes in the neighborhood.

Someone needs tactician training.

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