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Seriously Though.
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but if you it shoots
Having a stroke here
ID: hghuj4zID: hgiwkixthey just accidentally a word
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I am today years old, that i realised what it means the letters on the power ups of contra:
Machinegun Laser Flamethrower(?) ShotgunHoly shit i'm dumb.
ID: hght1weMy initial guesses were:
Medium Long Fuck It SpreadBut yours are a lot better
ID: hgipnrrGoing of kid-me's memories, probably mean:
Meh Bullet Limit Fuck I didn't mean to step on that SpamID: hgi012lWow! I did not realize that either. In fairness, the last time I played Contra I was many many days younger
ID: hgiocztM(i)LFS
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Looks like you need a visit to the urologist
ID: hggyj9cThis is accurate. Bro shouldn't be pissing droplets anytime of day.
ID: hggymkkLooks pretty normal to me
ID: hgigi2qJust use a pipe cleaner
ID: hgierbsHe got a foreskin
ID: hgimrmnThat's not how foreskin works.
ID: hggvohvLooks like You've never had a PINGAS
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It looks like you haven't unlocked the sitting down feature yet. It's so practical!
ID: hggp31pDon’t judge him. This feature is hidden behind a DLC. It’s called toilet seat
ID: hggywjmI'm curious what kind of toilet you bought where the seat comes as an extra
ID: hggsioqYeah that one is special. It's called "shooting the gap". Don't ask me how I managed to get a stream between the seat and the bowl with a limp noodle, but it happens.
ID: hgiceu4Bruh, that's every day when potty-training boys.
ID: hggsnu2Fun fact: you don't even need a noodle for it!
It gives you a trophy though (Floor cleaning 101)
ID: hggv2s8Jokes on you, i can piss my leg even when im sitting. If the stream god does not wills it, theres nothing you can do about it but piss on >insert whatever you want<
ID: hgiseawI've been doing this forever, and when people discover this fact - they are utterly shocked for some reason
Thanks for reassuring me that its not that weird
ID: hgits7lNah, my partner does it too because he thinks it's just better. Just watch out for random boners I guess.
ID: hgh3ke8I do it when I have a boner or im too drunk to stand. But Its too bothersome to do it all the time
ID: hgh5499Nobody asked women if it's too bothersome, but then again, we don't get giant boners
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Does Contra have a power-up where you aim at the enemy but it shoots you in the foot?
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Spread Shot aka Post Ejaculation Piss
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You forgot the one where the middle of the flaps kinda stick together and you get two streams moving randomly from each other. Honestly, after 40 I started sitting for the first piss of the day.
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When the acronyms are MLFS: We were this close to perfection
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I don't understand you other dudes. I mean I do, cause any guy with a penis has experienced this happening once or twice, but there's a perfectly good solution here. Pull the skin apart around your urethra. Done. Literally take your fingers and gently pull the skin apart before you pee to open up the hole. Pretty much solves these issues 99%+ of the time, for me anyway.
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If you have strange energy bullets and lasers coming out when you piss I would definitely recommend a doctor.
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> If you it
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Dude, before you pee, just pull apart the skin at the opening to your urethra. Solves this 90% of the time.
ID: hghy6ucWe came to complain, not have you fix our problems!
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So I have been doing this all wrong, first I have been tring to score against the goal keeper ( which I now know as the toilet seat ).. So I have to sit on the toilet seat and try to dribble it between the toilet seat and the rim to score in the bowl? Is this the way it works? So confusing.......
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If you've got an F shot, then you had a pretty good night prior to waking up. If you know, you know.
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I've never pissed in any of the ways presented..
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That’s why I piss behind the tree in my backyard every morning, then I’d doesn’t matter where I aim
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go see a doc if its either of the bottom 2 over more than a few occasions
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I get the S quite often, I've started to sit to avoid any potential accidents just in case.
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Take a shower you dirty animals.
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Morningwood compounds the issue
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The spy: a split stream secretly shoots towards your pants outside your line of sight
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what about the random double streams?
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We need a “2 stream” example and it’s perfect.
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Sounds serious. Go get yourself a digital exam.
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If you piss "S" way, You may need to seek medical help
Try not to piss him off
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Godzilla had a stroke trying to read L
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You first need to press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, pee, spray, fart.
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The deadly viper piss, split stream.
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Funny comparison but true
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F and S are post morning wank
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It appears someone has a dose of the clap.
引用元:https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/q774cn/seriously_though/
Yea, it does that if you have a stroke too, good point.