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Empty super market shelves, trucks parked up with no drivers and people camping the gas stations ratting for fuel. It is only a matter of time, best start crafting water filters.
GL HF.
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When do we get our starter gear lads?
Wait
We're the scavs aren't we? Fuck.
ID: hekysluID: helets9You got a wiggling license?
ID: hel1ihv[removed]
ID: hel00xoYour face when you’re the dead scav in crackhouse
ID: helcyyuMan I can’t wait for the America map to drop.
ID: helak34Save your tea. It'll become a useful barter trade some day!
ID: held09dAre y'all allowed to have hatchets?
ID: helg8bcAre we the scavies?
ID: helk0atI'll bring you in a kit. - Your friendly neighborhood American
PS: Theres a flyer from WW2 asking Americans to donate unwanted guns for Birmingham in case of invasion. That one kinda backfired.
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ID: hellxokAlways thought we should bring this scheme back.
ID: hemxg64Well now I want a weekend when scavs hell OI CUNT before shotgunning me in the face from 30m.
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just waiting for a bugged scav to no scope me with a shotgun to the dome from the other side of the aisle at Lidl.
ID: hemamxoI love this comment
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Living my whole life in the rural countryside is finally gonna pay off. Bush camping will coke natural to me.
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Well, guns will be fuck rare.
ID: hekyroiMeta load out would be a double barrel shotgun and an old service pistol from someone's grandads loft.
ID: hekzeewLol a webley. Dang though some revolvers in tarkov would be cool.
ID: heldxdmMaybe some SA80s from the local Army Barracks
ID: hel2adtYeah after all those butter knife bans... Best in slot weapon in UK will be fork closely followed by an unlootable tea spoon since every brit has to have one on him at all times....
ID: heleq0vDont worry, nobody will hear me coming with my tactical throwing spoons.
ID: hem2g0gTarkov UK is just tarkov with dynamic loot, no weapons but just the odd beef stew darted about
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I hereby declare myself the SCAV boss of Bethnal Green, London
ID: hel9fosArmor? Sledge? Bag of drugs? What's your gimmick?
ID: hel9yk8Well every SCAV in London is going to be equipped with a baggie (or three) of gear, no question.
I think my gimmick would have to be the Hipster Hater - an old East Londoner who remembers when East London wasn't cool. I have average armour but Shturman style snipes because I can't stand being within a 100m of anyone else.
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The man with the Toz is the man who gets the gas
ID: helkht0Farmer with the Sea Mine he found is the real danger.
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Queen will have the Dragoons ride out and sort the rubble.
ID: hekqkl6The Queen and her guards could make a good boss for the London map.... I can see the Chad's now running around in her elite level armour and helmet, a matching pink floral dress and hat....
ID: hekw51nHandbag with a brick in it for a melee weapon.
ID: hel58nwThat would be the day I perma quit tarkov.
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I'm hoping for more of a mad Max style apocalypse
ID: hekv8qcWe don't get the weather for that, now waterworld.....
ID: hekvaiiGood point, watery knock off mad Max it is.
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What would be the UK's version of cheaters?
ID: helb4joTory MPs
ID: heltcf8Ah, the gelatinous spine of your average Tory MP. All the ones with any integrity at all have been driven off.
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I was hoping covid would be a zombie virus anyway, getting closer to that is the dream
ID: hel1qmzIt is a zombie virus judging by how people just stopped using their brains once the pandemic started.
ID: hel4fsfnah but i mean like cool walking dead zombies, not boring "i need toilet paper" zombies
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L85A2/3 when?
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Had to go to Sainsbury’s at 6 this morning for fuel otherwise it’s impossible to fill up in my area!
ID: hekukr2deploying tactical thoughts and prayers
ID: hel1bn1The kind of religion I need in my life!
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I already have a water butt and make my own alcohol. Just need to find some scavs
ID: hel08b6You can probably find chavs, which aren't actually that different.
All wearing tatty sports gear... Check.
All have the same short hair cuts... Check
All mates with "that guy" that fences things... Check
All mumbling incomprehensibly... Check
Once they find out that you have alcohol, they'll come to you.
ID: hel596aI doubt they'd give me anything in exchange for it tho...
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wait whats going on?
ID: helss22There was a minor fuel shortage due to a lack of Tanker drivers which led to a small amount of stations being shut. The papers took hold of this and turned it into a national shortage when every tom, dick and harry went to fill up regardless if they needed to or not.
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In this analogy, bizarrely, NI is basically labs.
引用元:https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/px2gfs/watching_the_uk_descend_into_tarkov/
Just wiggle and hope that the other ones won't shoot.