- Today is my birthday and my girlfriend made me a PORTAL cake. Best day ever! (Original cake for reference)
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The real one looks like a stock photo
ID: gqwhz0zID: gqwuz4jPart of it is the non-redditor-looking background. Plates? Glassware? A tablecloth?!?
ID: gqwiadai would, i couldn't tell the difference at first
ID: gqwi96vi thought the same thing
ID: gqy27k4It's a lie.
ID: gqwmd8mlmao it does
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German black forest cake right?
ID: gqy5gy8I made one once. Looked up the recipe, got all the ingredients... I was under legal drinking age at the time so my mom bought me the kirschwasser. Well... After following the instructions the cake looked beautiful but tasted like cheap alcohol. It was so disgusting, not even seasoned drinkers would eat it. It looked beautiful though!
ID: gqy5z45As a German I'm conflicted about the height, it looks delicious but how am I supposed to stuff a whole slice of this in my mouth??
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But the cake is a lie
ID: gqwhd1happarently not anymore
ID: gqwvnl7This was a triumph!
ID: gqwqhrgNever has been.
ID: gqwi9skand you are not happy because you have no cake
ID: gqxe1bzI don't get the reference, I see a lot of people posting for it being a lie. What is it about?
ID: gqxesszDo you want Portal spoilers?
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It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
ID: gqwm9ypAperture Science
ID: gqwnomkWe do what we must, because we can
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She didn't follow the instructions very well, there isn't even anything that's fish shaped!
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Schwarzwälder Kirsch Torte
ID: gqxogw3You can serve slightly freezed to keep the whipped cream layers firm.
One of my all time favs, still playing tie break with Linzertorte.
ID: gqxiey9When you're from a country where you get your education from tv and video games, it becomes a Portal cake.
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Honestly given the graphics of that image she did an even better job than the cake in the game. Happy Birthday OP and great job OP's Girlfriend!
ID: gqx121lAnd now you realize Portal is 14 years old ...
ID: gqwjr5cThank you! I will let her know!
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I didn't know we had the same birthday! Happy Birthday!
ID: gqwzl88Thanks! Happy birthday to you too!
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That‘s a Black Forest cake! My favourite!
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This was a triumph!
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Hopefully she didn't use the recipe from the game..... Yikes
ID: gqwznuzNoo hell no
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This brought a smile. What an awesome cake. Too bad it’s a lie. (At first that autocorrected to pie which made me laugh on its own.)
ID: gqxe1py"The cake is a pie" would be appropriate on US Pi Day.
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the candle is the wrong color! can't eat it!
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Hello Boyfriend,
Or should I rather say ex-Boyfriend? Since the last test person caused us so much trouble we from the aperture science laboratories decided to let the testperson have a form of bond with their test Overseer. If you haven't realized it by now the disembodied voice speaking to you is your girlfriend. To stop me from feeling any emotions towards you in case you die in an unforseen accident or a test I deleted you name from my memory, sadly that also included the made up name I took on to seduce you,
Im very sorry about that
But hey, we could start a new wonderful relationship here with you being the test subject and me the obsever watching you as you try to survive and solve my wonderfully crafted tests made just for you
I really Hope you like them and master them like the last testsubject did
Or not
Either way your help is greatly appreciated
Look Im trying to get some mood in here, create some new bonds between us, you could at least answer me
At least tell me your name?
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Well I dont know how I got you so upset you wont even answer me, but fine
How what about that I tell you my name and then you tell me yours sounds great right?
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Imagine it's just plastic. Would be hilarious
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Fun fact: that's a real type of cake
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Looks like a black forest cake.
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yeah it should have been a fake. Would have been better.
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Are you going to make her your companion cube ?
ID: gqwzda4Good idea
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Judging from the photo you managed to escape from the testing zone. Congrats!
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Might be the best recreation I’ve seen-awesome work!
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My family made me a cake like that one year. Stellar birthday!
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What type of cake is it?
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Should we tell him?
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Wait. That’s not a lie. This is illegal
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Why do I get the feeling this is a lie?
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I take that as a compliment I guess?