- Jesus Joins the Super Smash Brothers franchise.
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Man, another Magic Swordfighter...
ID: gt6j5ynID: gt6rq5yJust remember: when saying "What Would Jesus Do?" remember attacking with a whip and overturning tables is ENTIRELY in canon.
ID: gt7q1c7Jesus was an anti-capitalist
ID: gt7nam4Naw He wins with just the brightness of His coming like in Revelations
ID: gt7xag9Neutral B - Crown of thorns boomerang Up B - Ascend Side B - Charge an overturned table to flip toward an opponent Down B - Counter
ID: gt7gqs0You live by the sword, you die by the sword.
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Christ crosses the battle line
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ID: gt6fgrgThen he’s gonna just come back to life
ID: gt6h1g2He only has two stocks.
ID: gt7g5oj3 day respawn time
ID: gt6tscuSurprised nobody has posted this.
ID: gt6lyzcDepends on which one. We talking "turn the other cheek" guy or the guy who blew up a fig tree? The dude who intentionally died? Or the giant with legs of molten bronze welding a sword?
ID: gt6z1iqSword mouth Jesus has some epic moves.
ID: gt71200does jesus get extra stocks?
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Sakurai: "Unfortunately, we couldn't add all the color options we wanted since the Church insisted he only comes in one color. Please understand."
ID: gt833b0"Hippie in a dashiki" Jesus, Ethnically accurate Jesus, Raptor Jesus, maybe throw in another biblical character like how Steve has Zombie and Enderman maybe Noah or Adam? Wonder what else we could get.
ID: gt82gzhKorean Jesus or GTFO
ID: gt6vum8Underrated comment right here.
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Lol. I can just see him batting people off the field with his cross. Or using his crown of thorns as a whip, or like a boomerang type of weapon. Maybe he could pull the spikes from his hands and feet and throw them.
ID: gt6gzrsI assume he floats, and with the crown boomerang... Perhaps a Peach echo character? Now what would he pull out of the ground to hurl around? Sinners? Little imps?
ID: gt7ry6oPlus wouldn't he just be able to revive himself every time he died?
ID: gt838j0So... stock battle?
ID: gt80qayGrab hits are headbutts with the crown
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Final smashes you with a crucifix and boulder tomb.
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Lmao, is this like the Obi-Wan thing? Did they think that was actually a cross?
ID: gt7t0paI think it's actually the other way around. It's such a simplistic design that someone came up with it to respresent a cross without being aware it's also a popular symbol from a video game
ID: gt7x374I mean, I could understand if it was in the proper cross orientation but this is clearly the smash bros symbol
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This is at St. Thomas Aquinas Church in Indianapolis Indiana. I went there from kindergarten to 4th grade before I switched to a public school. Nice place. They hold a festival every year. Ironically everyone drinks beer right outside in the parking lot throughout the festival but whatever. Im pretty sure that it's the biggest school held festival in Indy? But I'm not sure. So yeah. Just thought I should mention this.
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He rises from his tomb to woop some ass
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His "Ressurection" move is OP.
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I think jesus was in a fighting game where his weapons were fist-sized chunks of cross nailed to his wrists.
ID: gt7zixmLiterally just saw this on an episode of Outside Xbox. For those interested:
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“One of the most popular fictional characters of all time is joining smash....”
ID: gt7f4hiWasn't jesus an actual person minus the powers and son of god stuff?
Looks like historically he was a real human, just the biblical stuff is pretty much false.
ID: gt7fq0oEh... Maybe...
The mythicist position has some support, it's possible the Jesus we hear about is an amalgamation of a bunch of wandering rabbis and people just attributed all the stories to one guy. In that case he wouldn't really be a real person.
It doesn't matter much either way though. Apocalyptic rabbis were a dime a dozen around that time, so the idea that Jesus was actually a dude who preached and pissed off the Romans enough to get crucified is mundane.
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Its actually tf2
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Calling it now. The projectile is throwing holy water into the eyes of the enemy
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He has to have 2 forms. The first is more mild and defensive, and the second is the absolute boss he is in Revelations.
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"Jesus crucifies the competition!"
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Brawl theme plays
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I have the power of god and anime on my side.
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Even Jesus made it before Waluigi
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Super Nailed Bros
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Low tier character with a shitty backstory. I'll pass on that DLC thanks.
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"A new challenger approaches"
引用元:https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/mist5w/jesus_joins_the_super_smash_brothers_franchise/
Nah man, he uses a friggen cat o nine tails to whip banking bitches, and strait up
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" Jesus Cleanses the Temple: He made a whip out of cords and drove them all out of the temple area, with the sheep and oxen, and spilled the coins of the money-changers and overturned their tables"