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My SO was commissioned a cake. I'm not allowed to have that cake. Share in my suffering =='
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I'm always fascinated by the time that's put onto these things. What kind of fee does she charge for this kind of cake?
ID: gvxrcciID: gvxrkooThat's insane. A regular round cake from a bakery around here is $35 USD.
ID: gvyp4y2Wait what? This CAKE ONLY COSTS 50$? but how? This looks easily 200$ if not more. Holy shit... People who make cakes worse than this charge much more here in Serbia.
Like? None of stuff ive seen here can be compared to this. Just wow.
ID: gvza9zqI once paid for a godzilla cake over $200 dollars. The lady who made it simply created crappy buildings with fondan, and added a toy godzilla.
This cake look amazing! Props to your girlfriend!
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but if you eat it after the bonfire was lit, and you let the bonfire stay.. when you die you should get respawned in a state where the cake is still fully existent
we just have to collectively announce that cakes are enemys and by eating you get souls, because a happy soul isba soul in a body with full stomach and stuff ya know
ID: gvxrp03Ya I dig.
ID: gvy8gglWe need a new dark souls game. Or more cake. Either is acceptable.
ID: gvyesp9We'll get Elden Ring in an unknown while. From the leaked video it looks just like Dark Souls but it's open world.
ID: gvyhofwIf you immediately know the candlelight is fire, then the meal was cooked a long time ago.
ID: gvz6gziIndeed.
Though a candle burns in my house there's nobody home.
ID: gvy79pyThen cakes have souls too.
ID: gvyd099Love this your comment D:
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How do you even get that cracked stone texture? Like what's the material used?
ID: gvxkg2nwe use only the finest baby stone, dew picked, and flown from iraq- lightly grilled, and lovingly frosted with glucose
ID: gvy7so8You revealed our great secret to the internet!
ID: gvzyer8That's as may be, but it's still a stone!
ID: gvxmnzfIt is, as mentioned in this thread, cake indeed xD
Just one that's been moulded into this shape and then covered with small droplet-dispersed chocolate ("veloured", I believe it's called)
I love those cakes a little bit too much to keep myself in shape. Thus...no cake for me:(
ID: gvy0wjmThough apparently your SO was willing to risk you going hollow, cake-less and crestfallen as you are...
ID: gvxn1kzAh ok, I understand now
ID: gvxlywmCake
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Oh my fuckin god I need a cake like This for my birthday. This is amazing since I’m a massive dark souls fan
ID: gvy1dh4My first reaction as well xD
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May the Lords of Cinder have mercy on your soul
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My mom is a great baker, we got so bummed out as kids when she would make stuff for church or the school bake sale that we couldn’t have. So she instituted a new rule, anything that was baked to go some where else one had to be baked for the house too. Woman was a saint haha.
Now I do most of the heavy lifting with her baking since she can stir and knead super well after having back surgery a few years ago. She still makes me follow the same rule, one to go wherever it’s going and one for the house. And that kids is how I got fat.
ID: gvzlj90The last part is mostly my reason for not requesting this cake for myself as well xDDD
Seriously started having trouble with keeping in shape due to all those temptations lately xD
Totally feel you though. I'm being used as a test subject after all xD
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PRAISE THE CAKE
ID: gvyd3xh|T| /
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Looks awesome! It’s too bad fondant tastes and feels terrible...
ID: gvyjhm9100% agree!
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Bonfire ahead therefore try sadness
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Insane quality
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Tiss meant as a place of rest
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Great view ahead
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"Visions of happiness"
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I SAID LINK IT! NOT EAT IT!!
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If you try and eat it, you'll see your SO turn into Iudex Gundyr
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THE CAKE IS A LIE......
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what flavor was it? I see chocolate of course but Im curious about the fire
ID: gvz774fBanana Chocolate with caramel, salted by the souls lost due to random ledge fall.
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ID: gvzk3cu
OP said not fondant
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At least it looks nice
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She/he won't even let you have a small slice?! Unbelievable...
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That is some epic cake making, if you hadn't said it beforehand I would not have known this was a cake! I would be torn as I would want cake but also don't want to ruin any piece of it. It's just so detailed and awesome!
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Is it cake
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Your SO has some crazy awesome talent
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Oh my glob
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But can’t you just ask for this in your next Bday?
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Oh no! I was taking a picture and my phone slipped out my hand and fell on it. Guess its trash now. Let me just throw this away for you.
引用元:https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/myyexe/my_so_was_commissioned_a_cake_im_not_allowed_to/
Time-consuming, true, but unless there's someone actively working on online marketing, this kind of thing is usually not that profitable, mostly akin to a hobby. Especially in Russia, with the state our economy is in.
I think this particular cake was about 50 usd total or thereabout?