Not even a slick can save you from a 0’d out thorax and a accidental desk pop lol

1 : Anonymous2021/06/02 13:55 ID: nqmcd3
Not even a slick can save you from a 0'd out thorax and a accidental desk pop lol
2 : Anonymous2021/06/02 14:04 ID: h0bc2t3

Goddamnit Clyde get in the truck.

3 : Anonymous2021/06/02 19:09 ID: h0ck25z

Holy crap the quality of the everyone's mic gives me nightmares of what coms would sound like in a fight

ID: h0cumy9

OOOH-- YOU JUST - OO OOOOH- sHOOTINg--OHO -BROOO OH

ID: h0cxig9

Something like this I imagine.

ID: h0d495q

So excited for voice proximity chat

/s

Someone is gonna rig up a "Tarkov soundboard" and play nade sounds/death rattles/some racist shit

ID: h0da07j

Why would people actually want to watch that guy? You can tell the shitty mic/yelling is done on purpose. He has a mic in his headset that he isn't using.

ID: h0ddoko

why

ID: h0cyoyw

Fr. I couldn't understand anything

ID: h0dlnbz

Honestly more understandable than some comms I’ve heard irl

4 : Anonymous2021/06/02 18:46 ID: h0cgtvk

Sound recorded through his toothbrush

5 : Anonymous2021/06/02 17:12 ID: h0c2vaw

just another average day in the world of Tarkov

6 : Anonymous2021/06/02 19:11 ID: h0ckbyw

F to my boy GME_Holder. He holdin with Harambe now x

ID: h0ckjq8

this comment wins

7 : Anonymous2021/06/02 19:50 ID: h0cpx2l

We had a teamate in a 5 stack get saved from ff by the new ballistic sunglasses, we were all shooting at a metal wall/gate while extracting and a round ricocheted and the glasses were down to 1 durability lol

8 : Anonymous2021/06/02 16:10 ID: h0btdug

I fucking hate it when team members shoot at the extract, it's so fucking stupid.

ID: h0bu44n

Gotta level that pain resistance

ID: h0buwyy

And recoil for what it's worth

ID: h0bvaqc

There's a difference between doing that, and killing your friends or letting people know that you're extracting.

ID: h0cjtl2

I always give my squadmates a heads up and them mag dump straight up.

It's useful for leveling recoil skill.

ID: h0d1quk

Your method of doing it is totally reasonable.

9 : Anonymous2021/06/02 14:31 ID: h0bfkrz

That was no accident he thought it would be funny to pop his team mate once before loading out of the raid. I'd repay him with a bullet to back of head next raid

ID: h0bga9k

nah, hard to tell cause reddit suppresses the quality but you can see he looks up then down and actually shoots the road (buddy i was running up with has the other angle) and you can see it fragment. just an unfortunate where it hit me haha. but he got me the loady back + gifts we are square hahaha

ID: h0c3yeg

So a unlucky fragmented ricochet?

ID: h0bnyst

Someone’s been playing too much amogus

ID: h0cyo86

End, my squad and I shoot each other for the memes a fair bit. Not if anyone’s actively injured, but it is a common enough thing.

ID: h0c1nr4

My buddy once shot our teammate in the leg while we were extracting. He killed our teammate because he'd been dehydrated for most of the raid, so the guy was furious (as were the rest of us), but most of us were out already. That was the 3rd tk from him in 2 days

ID: h0cgqwh

Exhilarating story, thanks for sharing!

ID: h0cq02f

My friend once threw a flash while we were inside scav bunker to scare us. Other friend thought that was funny and tried to copy but threw a real grenade on accident. Killed a teammate who was trying to extract. He was absolutely furious and rightly so. Luckily I had extracted only seconds before the grenade went off or else I would have died too.

10 : Anonymous2021/06/02 15:52 ID: h0bqr1v

F

11 : Anonymous2021/06/02 19:25 ID: h0cm9oc

is this dude using 7.1 virtual audio or something

12 : Anonymous2021/06/02 20:36 ID: h0cwk3f

I had a similar thing happen to me doing the Prapor woods quest where you have to go to his hideout and find his caravan or whatever, I got shot at and limped across half the map with a zero'd out stomach and died at the extract while it was counting down. Needless to say, I quit for that day.

ID: h0d1td1

thats a useless quest anyways

13 : Anonymous2021/06/02 17:25 ID: h0c4vjg

Shooting teammates while extracting is the shitty youtube prank of Tarkov

Only you think its funny

ID: h0chcyx

I forgot how serious some of you redditors get, it's literally just banter. This was unfortunate but my in my squad there's always a few leg shots and maybe a late nade for the laughs.

ID: h0cl21h

Agree.. It's a game.. have fun... I got tk few times by teamates.. its always a good laugh at the end

ID: h0cqzy5

I didn’t realize you were the final authority on fun

ID: h0dlkwi

I usually shoot my mates in the knees while we extract, its pretty funny. Or in the faceshield with a low pen pistol round which is super funny

14 : Anonymous2021/06/02 21:36 ID: h0d4zqc

How do so many people accidentally fire rounds in this game. Happens all the time even from vets. No trigger discipline.

ID: h0d9lyj

because its a video game and none of it matters? I'm the one that shot him and if you've played with real friends you'd know TK's happen usually in way less funny ways. I literally was just unsticking my scroll wheel and clicked the bullet hit the road and a fragment killed him. If you dont think to yourself "thats tarkov" I'm glad I dont have to play with you.

ID: h0d6xse

Aciidents be happening even IRL bro

ID: h0d7wmz

They happen all the time in tarkov though.

ID: h0d9xa3

Happens to me quite frequently because I have a super light weight mouse (64 grams or something) so when moving quickly/flicking sometimes I'll over do it and hit my mouse against my keyboard and accidentally click. Never killed a teammate that way...yet.

ID: h0dda84

I have a super light mouse too. Never had an accidental click because of that.

Get a bigger mousepad or get a smaller keyboard for games.

ID: h0dlu8a

Because there isn't an "LMB" guard in the same way guns have trigger guards. When I get stressed I lose track of how hard I'm pressing my mouse, causing a misfire.

15 : Anonymous2021/06/02 19:56 ID: h0cquaz

someone just got dick cheney'd

16 : Anonymous2021/06/02 21:33 ID: h0d4jmm

"The number one rule of safety is to always keep your gun on safety, if you're not ready to fire." God damnit Clyde

17 : Anonymous2021/06/02 22:15 ID: h0da0ut

Booger hook off the bang switch!

18 : Anonymous2021/06/02 23:20 ID: h0di2fg

"Damn Kyle you're just dumb as fuck aren't you"

19 : Anonymous2021/06/02 23:36 ID: h0dk40i

Right next to extract too. lol

20 : Anonymous2021/06/02 20:30 ID: h0cvnix

Big boi won. Show this to mommy for the bonus teddies lol. Jesus christ your dominance over the internet is scary.

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