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Cracks me up everytime
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Did you know?:
You can fully max out your speech skill at this speech check by constantly telling him that you need to use his palace to trap a dragon.
ID: haya8bxID: hayxyyeI thought they patched this. Couldn't do it when I actually bought the game when the legendary remastered or whatever edition with all the DLC came out
ID: hayhaleGods bless the internet.
ID: hayww3sPatched now, I believe. Need to play the OG version of the game
ID: hay67nkWhat. I didn't know. Time to replay Skyrim for the 600th time
ID: hayai4tIn a world, where there are thousands of games to play, one Reddit user, decides to ignore them all and play Skyrim for the 600th time. Watch as he blasts through quests as if they're nothing, max out his speech skill by telling Jarl Balgruuf the same thing over and over, and walk away from a car explosion even though there are no cars. This. Is. The future.
Coming to a theater near you.
ID: hayjz2nAnd this is why Bethesda has released Skyrim 42 times. For the player that wants to enjoy their 600th playthrough on a refrigerator display
ID: hay6r83I did not know that. If i ever bother to finish the main quest i shall mildly abuse that.
ID: hay76mxOh definitely do! You can get some pretty good interactions with 100 Speech. Great buying and selling prices, full persuasion, lie and intimidate skills and lots of funny/secret dialogue!
ID: hayq25uDO NOT FINISH THE MAIN QUEST, YOU WILL STOP PLAYING WHEN YOU DO.
ID: hayciw8Did you know?:
You can max out sneak in the beginning tutorial cave? Crouch to sneak up on the bear, get close enough to earn exp, but not close enough to aggro him. Then, turn 90 degrees to crouch walk into the cave wall. You'll still earn exp. Attach a real-world rubber band to your controller to continue crouch walking into the wall. Go to bed for the night. Voilà! 100 sneak!
ID: hayo1pbA far easier way is to sneak stab Ralof. Unlike following the Imperial, there’s a locked door, so if you grab a key, he’ll wait for you to open it. Keep sneak attacking him, and you’ll max our your sneak in 20 minutes, no need to wait a night. I ended up doing legendary a few times on sneak, so much I got from it.
It ends up being a problem if you overlevel when the leveled enemies are all buff, the draugr bosses turn into dragon priests, and you’re still wearing your prisoner shackles and equipped with a rusty sword.
ID: hayjgp1Oh. I did it by crouching and backstabbing what’s his name over and over. Even though his character knows what you’re doing, the game thinks you’re still in sneak mode.
ID: hayenh3So all it takes to become convincing is to nag someone hundreds of times until they agree?
ID: hayj52dJarl Balgruuf, I've come to bargain.
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She's turned the dragons against us!
ID: hay9uhtRIP Benny Harvey
ID: hayapgjMiss ya, big guy.
ID: haybhxsGone but never forgotten 🙁
ID: haybirsGone but not forgotten
ID: hayg6zlI wonder if Limmy has seen this yet.
…fuck though, for all I know Limmy made it in the first place…
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Proventus Avenicci: Can't you see we're busy right now, Dragonborn?!
Balgruuf's backside: Do you get to the Cloud District very often?
ID: hay7h40Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don’t.
ID: hayfankThe funny thing is the "Cloud District" is like 4 houses. Calm down, Nazeem, you absolute lad.
ID: hay832sI'll have you know there's no PUSSYYYYYYYY.
ID: hayixofisn't the cloud district like right across the street too. what a dick that guy
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Benny Harvey RIP
ID: hay9xj5Miss ya big man
ID: hayciwjGone but not forgotten
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Oh fuck this was pure gold.
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When you wake up the wizard to sell some soul gems and he starts talking shit right out of bed, it actually makes sense.
ID: hayffnzWhy would you sell soul gems?
ID: hayhjnfAnything less than a Grand/Black soul gem is pretty useless unless you're trying to level up your enchanting
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Every time I see a Skyrim post I just think “for the love of god please give us ES6”.
ID: hay03wmI think "Please Todd, stooooop"
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Has he got no clothes on as the DB pickpocketed them before this convo?
ID: hay2j0xYep, that's why he's naked, bless your heart
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I'm still laughing a minute later. thank you for this
Edit: tried to show and explain this to my 73 y/o father but couldn't manage to complete a sentence because I was laughing too hard. He didn't understand.
ID: hay1ahcRight? The longer I look at his face the more I can't help laughing hahaha
ID: hay2svyLol I can't even look at it anymore. Lmao its such a great piece of art. Do you know who created it?
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I was never massive on Skyrim, but the goofy shit like waking people up just to chat at 2am was always fun.
When I was playing the Witcher 3 and needed someone who was in bed I'd kneel right in front of their face to meditate, so when they woke up after falling asleep alone they'd wake up to Geralt just right there in their face.
It's funny how the tiny things can wind up being the most fun. My favorite plot line in South Park: Stick of Truth was turning on the shower every time I was inside of a house, thus making everybody's water bills go up while I scampered off in to the distance.
ID: haybnt2It’s the Wet Bandits!
ID: hay60iuDude that's hilarious haha
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BALGRUF, TIME FOR SCHOOL
ID: hay1dgzMe every morning as a child when my mom would rip the blankets off me.
Edit: for school lmao
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Here's the original version of this meme
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Fallout 4 too. HEY WAKE UP I KILLED THOSE SUPER MUTANTS GIMME MY 20 BOTTLECAPS
ID: hay9mscFor real though, gotta love it when they send you to kill 15 super mutants, and pay you enough caps to buy enough ammo to reload a revolver once.
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I love how specific this is.
引用元:https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/pejfcd/cracks_me_up_everytime/
Or you can do it at the Black Briar Meadery if you ask the worker about the business