Games that aren’t Mario Kart/Party that lead to this level of arguments?

1 : Anonymous2021/03/08 05:49 ID: m092ss
Games that aren't Mario Kart/Party that lead to this level of arguments?
2 : Anonymous2021/03/08 05:50 ID: gq6m1lh

Dokapon Kingdom

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I was surprised all three of them survived that.

They need to bring Pat in for a 2nd Gig.

3 : Anonymous2021/03/08 07:42 ID: gq6tvfy

Monopoly and uno

ID: gq6x4ws

Regular Uno, nah good fun. Team Uno though. "You know he doesn't have blue and I know you have a blue 6. Why the hell did you play the yellow 7 when you see I don't have yellow!?" I don't think I've said "You've fucked me!" under any other context more then Team Uno.

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God I hate Monopoly.

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Monopoly was designed to piss you off, but Hasbro removed the "second play" rules that actually made it playable for being anti-capitalist

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God I love Monopoly.

4 : Anonymous2021/03/08 06:19 ID: gq6o7xg

"For the LAST FUCKING TIME! NO! Master Chiefs suit does NOT jack him off."

-Halo lore nerds (like me)

ID: gq7m14y

No it does though

ID: gq856tk

gonna need some context on that

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The Elites have armour that jacks them off, the Brutes don't.

5 : Anonymous2021/03/08 06:57 ID: gq6qu77


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I 100% believe the sole reason Overcooked's customers are invisible is so that, when shit hits the fan, the only person around to get pissed off at is your co-chef.

6 : Anonymous2021/03/08 05:54 ID: gq6mbb8

Final Fantasy VII.

“You cunts have been doing this for twenty years.”

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p sure that was in regards to NGE not FF7

ID: gq88kl3

And we will never stop. We stopped caring long ago, it's for fun and profit now.

7 : Anonymous2021/03/08 07:24 ID: gq6sp30

Any of the Monster Hunter games when you decided to help out your friends who just need one more rare item of a monster, then Desire Sensor will keep giving it to the rest of the party except for the one guy that need it, until he goes berserk and try to strangle us all. Monster Hunter World make it even worse since there is now a unique carving animation to let you know when you got a rare part so seeing 3 Hunters getting 1 or even 2 pieces while the one guy that need it didn't get one and can see others getting it can make someone quite murderous.

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You know what would solve this problem? Being able to pick like, one item at your post-hunt rewards screen to trade to another player in that session.

8 : Anonymous2021/03/08 07:35 ID: gq6tfyd

Competitive Gun Fellatio

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Strip Russian Roulette?

9 : Anonymous2021/03/08 15:18 ID: gq7ugoc

Have you ever wanted to play Risk, but instead of rolling dice, you just lie for hours? Have you heard the good word of Diplomacy?

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A game that openly acknowledges the way to get ahead is to lie, cheat and backstab.

That and secret alliances that will only trigger in certain conditions.

10 : Anonymous2021/03/08 08:14 ID: gq6vxjp

Have you not watched Dokapon Kingdom that Woolie did on his channel? Minh was scared. And on the podcast there were a few bits mentioning his DIVORCE WILL HAPPEN. It’s a great salty LP.

ID: gq7go4t

One of my two friends just quit our campaign. He was fed up with my bullshit.

11 : Anonymous2021/03/08 09:09 ID: gq6zaap

Goldeneye, every time.

ID: gq6zmsu

“A local video game enthusiast was charged with attempted murder last night, when an associate of his picked Oddjob in their last match.

Eyewitnesses say the suspect fired multipole gunshots at the victim, but all went over their head due to their short height.”

12 : Anonymous2021/03/08 15:24 ID: gq7vbbf


Because fucking nobody agrees on the rules. Can you stack +2s for the next person? Can you intercept a skip turn on your skipped turn with another skip turn? Does wild card also need to include a number?

There are just too many variables and it seems like everybody has their own house rules they will fight to the death about. Also if you're playing stacked +2s and you've been saving them up, hitting someone who has uno with a +6 will make them scream guaranteed. It's great

ID: gq8cj3a

can you stack +2's? Through most of the houses I've played at, yes.

intercept a skip turn on your skipped turn with another skip turn? No, as soon as somebody skips you you can't do shit. The person after you can put their skip, but not the person being skipped.

Does wild card also need to include a number? Absolutely not, it would allow too much BS to occur with that rule.

13 : Anonymous2021/03/08 06:32 ID: gq6p5ux

Sonic Shuffle. You’ll want to kill your friend after the AI cheats and makes me lose a turn and I just WANTED SOME FUCKING GOLDFISH KYLE YOU FUCK! WHY HAVE WE BEEN PLAYING THIS GARBAGE GAME FOR TWO HOURS WHEN WE COULD PLAY ACTUAL MARIO PARTY!?

14 : Anonymous2021/03/08 07:17 ID: gq6s8iw

Any Moba on solo que

15 : Anonymous2021/03/08 10:15 ID: gq736fa

100% Orange Juice.

On the surface, it looks like an innocent digital board game. And then someone takes all your shit and you swear a blood oath of vengeance against them for all eternity.

ID: gq7vnk8

Mario Party ends friendships, 100% Orange Juice ends lives.

ID: gq7f707

Unlikely: hating Marie Poppo

More likely: thinking you can take Star Breaker and realising your mistake far too late

16 : Anonymous2021/03/08 11:48 ID: gq78wvf

Custom quiplash 3 in the jackbox party pack where you get everyone involved to put in real personal questions for the best insults.

17 : Anonymous2021/03/08 12:22 ID: gq7bhaa

Smash brothers always leads to arguments about items and in groups of three or more staying on the outside of the fight

ID: gq7z56r

"Why are you both only attacking me?"

"Well, you're better at this game."

18 : Anonymous2021/03/08 10:56 ID: gq75m2z

I remember back in the good ol' days when matches of Super Smash Bros 64 would devolve into actually beating the shit out of each other.

19 : Anonymous2021/03/08 15:03 ID: gq7smiz

Trial by Trolley, a party game based on the trolley cart ethics question in which two teams lay out a scenario on two tracks and a judge has to determine which track the trolley will go down and the people it will murder in doing so.

After playing this, the next day I was like, "why the hell is my voice sore? Ohhh yeah, I was screaming at my brother in law about how he does not get to dictate the definition of what constitutes a perfect world and project a definition onto a person to serve his narrative and team."

20 : Anonymous2021/03/08 15:35 ID: gq7wpsc

Red Dragon Inn, it’s all a friendly drinking game until one person reaches half health, then half the table wants to finish them off, the other half will save them to keep a meat shield and at least one person will slowly stab everyone else while they are distracted to secure the win.

21 : Anonymous2021/03/08 16:57 ID: gq88b03

Playing co-op Battleblock Theather, Battletoads and Rayman Origins.

22 : Anonymous2021/03/08 13:39 ID: gq7il1e

Secret Hitler, Resistance (and all the variants thereof), and the Game of Thrones board game have all lead to near barfight levels of conflict in my game group, especially depending on the associated level of inebriation.

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Every time I played Resistance someone will figure out who's the spy IMMEDIATELY and then no one will believe them, the spy will get a second chance to show their trust and it'll involve a mission with another spy wherein people will go "ok so x is definitely a spy" and then the next mission fails because they keep the other spy in it.

23 : Anonymous2021/03/08 13:35 ID: gq7i54p

Runbow goes from punching your friend to slow them down in game to punching your friend irl to mess them up completely.

24 : Anonymous2021/03/08 17:54 ID: gq8gn6g

I am now going to rant about For Honor for a few paragraphs. Spoiler alert, it's the only game I own that I feel was mostly ruined by the community in-game rather than the developers making bad decisions.

This game single handedly changed all trajectories of salt from being aimed at the enemy team to my team. Across every multiplayer game I play now. (Except zoners in fighting games that aren't based on projectiles.) My mindset nowadays becomes "If we lost an easy-to-win match, it wasn't because of the enemy, it's most likely because of that dumbfuck on our team who didn't do shit the whole match." Let me explain.

The most popular game mode, Dominion, is a 4v4 gametype that involves three zones for the teams to control and earn points on. Two of the three points are team points (close to the team's spawn), and the last is a neutral midlane filled with mob troops. For every second you control a zone, you get one point. So the goal is to control more zones than the enemy, right? WRONG.

You see, standing on team zones earns you double points, so instead of one point a second you get two. This means the single most effective strategy is for one player to always be standing on one point while the other three alternate between keeping enemies off said point, and attacking the enemy team's zone.

However, MOST PLAYERS NEVER FUCKING DO THIS. In most matches I ever play of Dominion, the other 3 players will just want to fight the enemy in random spots of the map, not playing the objective. It's such a backwards-ass playstyle, because just standing on the point earns you more points faster than fighting somebody.

They don't even fight them at their own zone! Just right next to the zone so that the enemy keeps earning points while they effectively do nothing. There are in-game prompts you can use to basically say "Attack A" or "Defend C", but you might as well remove them from the game because of how little most players actually read it.

Every time I try to come back to the game in the hopes of seeing what's been improved or changed in the game or its' maps, I'm reminded of why I left the game to begin with when I see three dunderheads actively avoid standing in one place for two seconds and leaving their posts.

If you don't know how to play the objective, don't fucking play objective-based games. For Honor players never learned how to select Duel mode, so the game got ruined because of it.

25 : Anonymous2021/03/08 09:00 ID: gq6yrtx

Until now I never noticed Krieger in the corner, just vibing

26 : Anonymous2021/03/08 13:37 ID: gq7ic5c

WWF wrestlemania 2000 I remember a kid 2 doors down almost getting choked to death after a match

27 : Anonymous2021/03/08 14:30 ID: gq7oii0

I've watched my friend twist an xbox one controller to the point if breaking over speedrunners

28 : Anonymous2021/03/08 14:54 ID: gq7rfxk

Settlers of Catan

29 : Anonymous2021/03/08 15:48 ID: gq7yk33


30 : Anonymous2021/03/08 12:25 ID: gq7boc9

I hate playing Uno with my father's wife's side of the family, it always devolves into arguing about how the rules work and always consulting the Uno's official Twitter account. They can't go one round without someone starting shit.

31 : Anonymous2021/03/08 10:22 ID: gq73k16

Pummel Party

32 : Anonymous2021/03/08 14:35 ID: gq7p2sl

Secret Hitler

33 : Anonymous2021/03/08 14:48 ID: gq7qq3l


34 : Anonymous2021/03/08 15:18 ID: gq7ugi6

Any variant of Munchkins, Coup, Dokapon.

35 : Anonymous2021/03/08 16:40 ID: gq85u75

I recently played Brass Lancashire, a cotton selling game. Only there aren't enough resources to ship and sell your own cotton. Instead one player is likely making money on selling the cotton to the market, another making railroads to transport the cotton, another producing cotton itself, and maybe another making steel for all of this industry.

This can all work if be make compromises, but petty fighting and scheming can cause the whole economy to implode.

36 : Anonymous2021/03/08 17:02 ID: gq894hk

Dark Souls lore.

Especially given that the end of three is pretty much acknowledged in universe to be either the best or worst possible outcome.

No I'm not going to specify which ending is which.

37 : Anonymous2021/03/08 19:37 ID: gq8v300

There's a DS game called Dragon Quest Rocket Slime where the multiplayer was fighting tanks against each other.

Lots of shouting and sometimes tears occurred when I would play with my cousins as a kid.

38 : Anonymous2021/03/08 19:40 ID: gq8vf7r

Smash Ultimate’s online matches when my friend starts spamming Ganondorf’s side-b to down tilt

39 : Anonymous2021/03/08 06:53 ID: gq6qlq5

Any competitive shooter in which you have a friend who, understandably, doesn't put as much time in as the rest of the squad and pulls the team down.

40 : Anonymous2021/03/08 13:16 ID: gq7gavo

I was playing Halo Reach with some former friends of mine and it was the last few seconds of an Invasion match we were going to lose. Friend hops in the Falcon and says "I always wanted to fly one of these" and I saying "its go time, you've gotta start moving so we can catch the enemy" as he's fiddling with the controls. I should mention that, if someone who knew how to fly the Falcon had started flying (he took long enough that the enemy team got further away), we may have been able to make a minor difference and delay the enemy team ever so slightly. Besides, if someone is better on a vehicle than me, I'll happily give up the driver's seat if it meant we'd win.

I ain't having it. I hop out of my seat, pull out my Shotgun, blow his brains out and commandeered that bird. What ensued was about 20 minutes of just straight bickering over that action. It was also hilarious.

Anyway, I never play with the guy anymore.

EDIT: You asked what a game is that causes Mario Kart/Party arguments that lead to that level. I did as you asked.


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