Paige finally making Pat a skeleton

1 : Anonymous2021/03/07 14:45 ID: lzs0nq
Paige finally making Pat a skeleton
2 : Anonymous2021/03/07 15:22 ID: gq3q847

Pat is impervious to all poisons because he drank so much Red Bull over the years that it coated his stomach in radioactive slime.

Also, he can regurgitate his stomach acid to burn your face off like that security guard in The Fly 2

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That's quite the security measure

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gout does that to ya

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He can also spit acid like Reptile.

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He can burn your face... off?

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you're telling me Pat is The Toxic Avenger?

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I appreciate that the fly 2 reference. No way cares about the fly 2, but I love it

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And also he has advantage on poison saving throws.

3 : Anonymous2021/03/07 15:42 ID: gq3shao

I like the idea that Paige poisoned pat years ago, and its just starting to work now.

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She did at birth that's why he can't grow especially his hair

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She taste test the poison and did no kill her right away. Thats why it took years.

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“I gave him every chance to become a skeleton on his own, only then would he get the antidote...”

”But it seems time has run out.”

4 : Anonymous2021/03/07 18:04 ID: gq49nxe

That's a nice website. Here are the best quotes I got.

Your prompt:

Pat: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Woolie: Stop romanticizing the past.

Your prompt:

Pat: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Woolie: Pat no.
Paige: Mistlefoe.
Woolie: Please stop encouraging them.

ID: gq4dr39

I just tried playing with once and its surprisingly accurate for a generator.

Cloud: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Tifa: Just rip the bandage off.

Cloud: It’s Barret.

Tifa: Put the bandage back on.

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Paige: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]Pat: What's that?Paige: Remorse code.Pat: I'm even angrier now.

edit:there was also this one:

Pat: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?Woolie: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.Pat: but what’s the first worst thing?*Awkward pause*Woolie: Pat, they...they weren’t always orphans.Pat:

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Like Woolie would turn down Plant-based Matchmaking

5 : Anonymous2021/03/07 17:45 ID: gq46ym2

I started goofing off with this generator to see if I could make a podcast of Castle Super Beast. The results were not disappointing.

Woolie: Welcome, fellow idiots
Pat: Hello, Woolie
Woolie: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Pat: You underestimate me

Woolie: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Pat: You would eat yourself?
Woolie: I wouldn’t even question it.
Woolie: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Pat: Mind your language!
Woolie: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Woolie: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

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This is another one from the same generator, and I almost died...

Plague: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Paige: *turning to Pat* How tall are you?

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Jesus, its like i'm reading a transcript of the podcast. I can hear their voices and everything

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You can't tell me this wasn't taken verbatim from the latest podcast, you can't.

You can't!

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Your prompt:
Pat: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Woolie: Is it me, Pat?
Pat: No, it’s not you.
Plague: Is it me, Pat?
Pat: It’s not you either.
Paige: Is it me, Pat?
Pat, mockingly: Is IT mE Pat?

What is this thing is it alive.

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That donut line is taken directly from community.

6 : Anonymous2021/03/07 20:03 ID: gq4r64m

So I put in the 4 guys' names in this for old times' sake and holy shit


Liam: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Matt: I don’t know how to do that.

Pat: I don’t wear a watch.

Woolie: Time is a construct.

And if that's not on-brand, I don't know what is

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“Time is a construct” as a response to that simple request is rather extreme but I can also hear Woolie saying that.

7 : Anonymous2021/03/07 15:12 ID: gq3p5v9

Skeleton Juice

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Bone hurting juice.

8 : Anonymous2021/03/07 20:25 ID: gq4ud3l

The squad is having dinner together Pat: Matt, can you pass the salt? Matt: Throws Woolie across the table

9 : Anonymous2021/03/07 16:11 ID: gq3vunq

The real reason Paige has consumed poison.

10 : Anonymous2021/03/07 22:07 ID: gq58ue4

Your prompt: Pat: I'm incredibly fast at math. Matt: Alright, what's 30x17? Pat: 47 Matt: That's not even close. Pat: But it was fast.

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Pat's theoretical doctorate in mathematics comes in handy once again!

11 : Anonymous2021/03/07 17:54 ID: gq485rr

Okay, this one is actually pretty good.

12 : Anonymous2021/03/07 20:26 ID: gq4uh3o

Okay this one sounds about right.

Pat: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Matt: Pat no. Woolie: Mistlefoe. Matt: Please stop encouraging them.

13 : Anonymous2021/03/08 02:34 ID: gq638ov

I found about this site earlier today and have been playing with it inputting my friends names and my own. Amusingly far too often did I get results that sounded like actual conversations we would have.


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