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Paige finally making Pat a skeleton
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Pat is impervious to all poisons because he drank so much Red Bull over the years that it coated his stomach in radioactive slime.
Also, he can regurgitate his stomach acid to burn your face off like that security guard in The Fly 2
ID: gq3wu4vID: gq43wctgout does that to ya
ID: gq43zu5FUCK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF THAT SCENE.
ID: gq49hjmHe can also spit acid like Reptile.
ID: gq4vk3xHe can burn your face... off?
ID: gq4rx9gyou're telling me Pat is The Toxic Avenger?
ID: gq5pflcI appreciate that the fly 2 reference. No way cares about the fly 2, but I love it
ID: gq5y6fqAnd also he has advantage on poison saving throws.
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I like the idea that Paige poisoned pat years ago, and its just starting to work now.
ID: gq3zrquShe did at birth that's why he can't grow especially his hair
ID: gq3x140She taste test the poison and did no kill her right away. Thats why it took years.
ID: gq4nest“I gave him every chance to become a skeleton on his own, only then would he get the antidote...”
”But it seems time has run out.”
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That's a nice website. Here are the best quotes I got.
Your prompt:
Pat: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Woolie: Stop romanticizing the past.Your prompt:
Pat: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Woolie: Pat no.
Paige: Mistlefoe.
Woolie: Please stop encouraging them.ID: gq4dr39I just tried playing with once and its surprisingly accurate for a generator.
Cloud: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Tifa: Just rip the bandage off.
Cloud: It’s Barret.
Tifa: Put the bandage back on.
ID: gq4esb3Paige: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]Pat: What's that?Paige: Remorse code.Pat: I'm even angrier now.
edit:there was also this one:
Pat: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?Woolie: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.Pat: but what’s the first worst thing?*Awkward pause*Woolie: Pat, they...they weren’t always orphans.Pat:
ID: gq6ank7Like Woolie would turn down Plant-based Matchmaking
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I started goofing off with this generator to see if I could make a podcast of Castle Super Beast. The results were not disappointing.
Woolie: Welcome, fellow idiots
Pat: Hello, Woolie
Woolie: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Pat: You underestimate meWoolie: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Pat: You would eat yourself?
Woolie: I wouldn’t even question it.
Woolie: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Pat: Mind your language!
Woolie: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Pat:
Woolie: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.ID: gq4ipeiThis is another one from the same generator, and I almost died...
Plague: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Paige: *turning to Pat* How tall are you?
ID: gq4askuJesus, its like i'm reading a transcript of the podcast. I can hear their voices and everything
ID: gq4awsjYou can't tell me this wasn't taken verbatim from the latest podcast, you can't.
You can't!
ID: gq5a0o3Your prompt:
Pat: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Woolie: Is it me, Pat?
Pat: No, it’s not you.
Plague: Is it me, Pat?
Pat: It’s not you either.
Paige: Is it me, Pat?
Pat:
Pat, mockingly: Is IT mE Pat?
What is this thing is it alive.
ID: gq4kol1That donut line is taken directly from community.
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So I put in the 4 guys' names in this for old times' sake and holy shit
Also
Liam: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Matt: I don’t know how to do that.
Pat: I don’t wear a watch.
Woolie: Time is a construct.
And if that's not on-brand, I don't know what is
ID: gq4t4vj“Time is a construct” as a response to that simple request is rather extreme but I can also hear Woolie saying that.
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Skeleton Juice
ID: gq44qpgBone hurting juice.
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The squad is having dinner together Pat: Matt, can you pass the salt? Matt: Throws Woolie across the table
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The real reason Paige has consumed poison.
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Your prompt: Pat: I'm incredibly fast at math. Matt: Alright, what's 30x17? Pat: 47 Matt: That's not even close. Pat: But it was fast.
ID: gq64rr6Pat's theoretical doctorate in mathematics comes in handy once again!
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Okay, this one is actually pretty good.
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Okay this one sounds about right.
Pat: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Matt: Pat no. Woolie: Mistlefoe. Matt: Please stop encouraging them.
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I found about this site earlier today and have been playing with it inputting my friends names and my own. Amusingly far too often did I get results that sounded like actual conversations we would have.
引用元:https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/comments/lzs0nq/paige_finally_making_pat_a_skeleton/
That's quite the security measure