Watching the UK descend into Tarkov

1 : Anonymous2021/09/28 09:16 ID: px2gfs

Empty super market shelves, trucks parked up with no drivers and people camping the gas stations ratting for fuel. It is only a matter of time, best start crafting water filters.

GL HF.

2 : Anonymous2021/09/28 10:37 ID: hekvo7b

When do we get our starter gear lads?

Wait

We're the scavs aren't we? Fuck.

ID: hekyslu

Just wiggle and hope that the other ones won't shoot.

ID: helets9

You got a wiggling license?

ID: hel1ihv

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ID: hel00xo

Your face when you’re the dead scav in crackhouse

ID: helcyyu

Man I can’t wait for the America map to drop.

ID: helak34

Save your tea. It'll become a useful barter trade some day!

ID: held09d

Are y'all allowed to have hatchets?

ID: helg8bc

Are we the scavies?

ID: helk0at

I'll bring you in a kit. - Your friendly neighborhood American

PS: Theres a flyer from WW2 asking Americans to donate unwanted guns for Birmingham in case of invasion. That one kinda backfired.

Link:

ID: hellxok

Always thought we should bring this scheme back.

ID: hemxg64

Well now I want a weekend when scavs hell OI CUNT before shotgunning me in the face from 30m.

3 : Anonymous2021/09/28 13:07 ID: hela68v

just waiting for a bugged scav to no scope me with a shotgun to the dome from the other side of the aisle at Lidl.

ID: hemamxo

I love this comment

4 : Anonymous2021/09/28 13:27 ID: helcmio

Living my whole life in the rural countryside is finally gonna pay off. Bush camping will coke natural to me.

5 : Anonymous2021/09/28 11:11 ID: hekycju

Well, guns will be fuck rare.

ID: hekyroi

Meta load out would be a double barrel shotgun and an old service pistol from someone's grandads loft.

ID: hekzeew

Lol a webley. Dang though some revolvers in tarkov would be cool.

ID: heldxdm

Maybe some SA80s from the local Army Barracks

ID: hel2adt

Yeah after all those butter knife bans... Best in slot weapon in UK will be fork closely followed by an unlootable tea spoon since every brit has to have one on him at all times....

ID: heleq0v

Dont worry, nobody will hear me coming with my tactical throwing spoons.

ID: hem2g0g

Tarkov UK is just tarkov with dynamic loot, no weapons but just the odd beef stew darted about

6 : Anonymous2021/09/28 11:03 ID: hekxqa4

I hereby declare myself the SCAV boss of Bethnal Green, London

ID: hel9fos

Armor? Sledge? Bag of drugs? What's your gimmick?

ID: hel9yk8

Well every SCAV in London is going to be equipped with a baggie (or three) of gear, no question.

I think my gimmick would have to be the Hipster Hater - an old East Londoner who remembers when East London wasn't cool. I have average armour but Shturman style snipes because I can't stand being within a 100m of anyone else.

7 : Anonymous2021/09/28 13:12 ID: helanu7

The man with the Toz is the man who gets the gas

ID: helkht0

Farmer with the Sea Mine he found is the real danger.

8 : Anonymous2021/09/28 09:24 ID: hekqfcl

Queen will have the Dragoons ride out and sort the rubble.

ID: hekqkl6

The Queen and her guards could make a good boss for the London map.... I can see the Chad's now running around in her elite level armour and helmet, a matching pink floral dress and hat....

ID: hekw51n

Handbag with a brick in it for a melee weapon.

ID: hel58nw

That would be the day I perma quit tarkov.

9 : Anonymous2021/09/28 09:22 ID: hekqbwx

I'm hoping for more of a mad Max style apocalypse

ID: hekv8qc

We don't get the weather for that, now waterworld.....

ID: hekvaii

Good point, watery knock off mad Max it is.

10 : Anonymous2021/09/28 13:07 ID: hela3fl

What would be the UK's version of cheaters?

ID: helb4jo

Tory MPs

ID: heltcf8

Ah, the gelatinous spine of your average Tory MP. All the ones with any integrity at all have been driven off.

11 : Anonymous2021/09/28 10:01 ID: heksyw7

I was hoping covid would be a zombie virus anyway, getting closer to that is the dream

ID: hel1qmz

It is a zombie virus judging by how people just stopped using their brains once the pandemic started.

ID: hel4fsf

nah but i mean like cool walking dead zombies, not boring "i need toilet paper" zombies

12 : Anonymous2021/09/28 11:21 ID: hekza81

L85A2/3 when?

13 : Anonymous2021/09/28 10:01 ID: hekt1cy

Had to go to Sainsbury’s at 6 this morning for fuel otherwise it’s impossible to fill up in my area!

ID: hekukr2

deploying tactical thoughts and prayers

ID: hel1bn1

The kind of religion I need in my life!

14 : Anonymous2021/09/28 09:39 ID: hekrgtn

I already have a water butt and make my own alcohol. Just need to find some scavs

ID: hel08b6

You can probably find chavs, which aren't actually that different.

All wearing tatty sports gear... Check.

All have the same short hair cuts... Check

All mates with "that guy" that fences things... Check

All mumbling incomprehensibly... Check

Once they find out that you have alcohol, they'll come to you.

ID: hel596a

I doubt they'd give me anything in exchange for it tho...

15 : Anonymous2021/09/28 11:00 ID: hekxfnv

wait whats going on?

ID: helss22

There was a minor fuel shortage due to a lack of Tanker drivers which led to a small amount of stations being shut. The papers took hold of this and turned it into a national shortage when every tom, dick and harry went to fill up regardless if they needed to or not.

16 : Anonymous2021/09/28 15:30 ID: helthl5

In this analogy, bizarrely, NI is basically labs.

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