getting absolutely trolled by an acrobat scav

1 : Anonymous2022/01/04 08:22 ID: rvphdw
getting absolutely trolled by an acrobat scav
2 : Anonymous2022/01/04 08:25 ID: hr6vazd

lmao what the hell

ID: hr6vqox

gg he won that one

ID: hr7kz8a

I like how you took your losses and moved on LOL

ID: hr7m3qx

That scav was just probably doing some quest for Jaeger, no worries.

ID: hr8rs2u

Engage in a fight with a PMC using a supressed M9A3 and do a flip the first time you get hit in Customs between 7:00AM and 7:01AM (the player must be a sagittarius and the next moon has to be a waxing or waning crescent. Sprinting during the raid will cause the quest to fail)

ID: hr8izmi

Kill 3 PMC while performing front flip and middle finger at same time

3 : Anonymous2022/01/04 08:45 ID: hr6wurh

Id retreat immediately

4 : Anonymous2022/01/04 09:59 ID: hr72gko

man just fucking cartwheeled on your ass

5 : Anonymous2022/01/04 09:10 ID: hr6ysu6

I can't believe Nikita added Phoenix Down in EFT.

ID: hr7qg7r

is that a person or the item in ff7?

ID: hr8khcs

An item in final fantasy to revive yourself/team

ID: hr7qroh

i believe he meant the item in ff7 😀

6 : Anonymous2022/01/04 10:09 ID: hr73862

had a stalker scav yesterday. i cleared the streamer house, killed a PMC and two scavs. While looting i heard footsteps...sneaking little rat footsteps i thought...and i was quite confused as i just cleared the whole damn building. Turns out a scav spawned into the room next to me and proceeded to sneak up to me. I shot him in the leg, he was like CHEEKI BREEKI and stormed out. Scavs do funny shit this wipe.

ID: hr8kjaw

lmao this is fucking hilarious

ID: hr9b2cc

I had a stalker scav sit right outside the door as I was looting inside the toilet head building, never jumped so fucking hard in my life

ID: hr9ea0m

tarkov is not good for our heart health lol.

ID: hr8obgf

Would have been funny if he had just whispered "Cheeki Breeki" in your ear and then vanished.

7 : Anonymous2022/01/04 10:38 ID: hr75f7m

The tactical roll. Can't beat that.

8 : Anonymous2022/01/04 10:56 ID: hr76slf

"Doing a back-flip to confuse the enemy is faster then reloading" - Sun Tzu (Probably)

9 : Anonymous2022/01/04 09:34 ID: hr70jkb

" understandable. have a nice day"

10 : Anonymous2022/01/04 12:16 ID: hr7dr49

Jesus Christ that's Jason Bourne

11 : Anonymous2022/01/04 11:59 ID: hr7c4ie

Tactical Burpee

12 : Anonymous2022/01/04 12:23 ID: hr7ef0q

Are ninja scavs already in? I thought that was next patch

And pirates after that

13 : Anonymous2022/01/04 11:22 ID: hr78wjb

"Call an ambulance!"

"But not for me"

14 : Anonymous2022/01/04 14:59 ID: hr7wtjj

Did that scav really just breakdance on you mid fight?

I bet Nikita and friends have a trick shot compilation of scavs styling on PMC’s

ID: hr80qzl

It's a new class of fortnite scavs that dance before they head,eyes

15 : Anonymous2022/01/04 10:39 ID: hr75iou

well you see the biggest mistake here was using a beretta

ID: hr7l6xc

Some pistols absolutely slap this wipe. The Beretta is not one of them.

ID: hr9ie25

I’m kind of new and still looking for a setup that clicks with me. Which pistols are good this wipe?

ID: hr7l2st

Need pm

ID: hr7s06x

I honestly thought ap 6.3 would even out how terrible the pistol is but it looks like I was wrong

ID: hr7ve88

This is too funny. I used it for the first time this wipe last night because I had some AP.

Yeah, fuck that. Lol

ID: hr8y5im

The mistake was to use a red dot. Never use red dots on pistols

ID: hr9nygu

The RMR is a broken optic and should not be used. You hit him maaaybe twice at most.

16 : Anonymous2022/01/04 09:52 ID: hr71w7a

He's clearly the alpha male. I wouldn't cross him again

17 : Anonymous2022/01/04 13:49 ID: hr7nqew

You either get trolled by scav or Shitty M9

ID: hr7sp0x

M9 shitty

18 : Anonymous2022/01/04 12:52 ID: hr7h9hb

All the scavs do this to me, I like it that they made them more intelligent and harder to kill. Last wipe killing scavs was no challenge at all.

19 : Anonymous2022/01/04 18:07 ID: hr8p9yr

blasted a scav in the face with a shotgun, he goes down, huge blood splat on the wall. figured he was dead. nope, he pops right back up and returns a shotgun to my face. GG

20 : Anonymous2022/01/04 11:17 ID: hr78i90

Parkour !

21 : Anonymous2022/01/04 12:50 ID: hr7h2d4

That scav is cracked I'd 180 run away fuck that

22 : Anonymous2022/01/04 12:54 ID: hr7hjic

Scavs are fkn evolving man

23 : Anonymous2022/01/04 15:37 ID: hr829ux

Nah that's his checkpoint now.

24 : Anonymous2022/01/04 15:51 ID: hr84gjv

Casually doing burpees between shots, nothing spectacular

25 : Anonymous2022/01/04 18:36 ID: hr8tqls

we dark souls now

26 : Anonymous2022/01/04 19:16 ID: hr9021x

This is EFTs collab with the Matrix.

His scav friend watching was probanly like "he's beginning to believe"

27 : Anonymous2022/01/04 20:34 ID: hr9caih

Next thing they start default dancing after you miss a whole mag

28 : Anonymous2022/01/04 23:20 ID: hra1wyi

The contempt in his voice at the end haha


29 : Anonymous2022/01/04 11:53 ID: hr7bkfo

Hello. This is jaegar. I need you to kill 6 Pmcs whith Headshots while perfoming a barrelroll/backflip.

30 : Anonymous2022/01/04 10:27 ID: hr74lpo

Summary: Shots 1-5: Clearly missed. Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control). Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses. Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because PMC was already dead.


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