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You open the bottle of Ibuprofen shake it almost upside down, and it comes exactly one Pill out.... I mean come on that's super unrealistic...
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You can make all of the sugar disappear by just checking inside the pack 70 times. (try eating 1/70 sugar)
ID: hxcatsmID: hxcd6yoHell ye thats what im talkin bout
ID: hxcy855This reminded me, I have been eating all my FIR sugars down to 1/70 for the whole wipe waiting for the price to blow up. My logic was that they should be equally valuable on the flea for the moonshine craft. But now that they’re expensive and worth selling, I found out that a 1/70 sugar has a much higher fee to list at the same price as a full sugar. So to list my dozens of 1/70 sugars I’d have to pay as much in fees as I would profit from selling them :’(
ID: hxdk2akwhy don’t you just craft moonshine with them?
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I think it would be fucking hilarious if they animated a whole bunch of pills spilling in to your PMCs hand, and he's gotta put them back in the bottle
That would be peak realism
ID: hxcaienThat, or he loses a bunch so that's why there's only 15 uses from it instead of like 50+
ID: hxcdp9qI was visualizing just this. Dude just doesn’t care in the moment.
100 pill container, I only get like 15 actual pills out of it? Seems fine to me!
ID: hxd61wrOr he just takes a handful. Explains why a 100 count size bottle only has 15 pills in it! Where the hell do you get the Tums sized ibuprofen?!
ID: hxd37ojOr they could just bump the uses up to 50 but then RNG’s how many is used each time to account for the shitton of pills that come out when you try and get a pill
ID: hxc9l6yThey would need to spill on the floor, get covered in fluff/leaves/rust* and have the player grovelling around to find them for reality.
(*) map dependent
ID: hxca7afAnd when you look down to recover your pills there's a 1/100 chance your boot is untied and then you have to watch the animation for fixing that
ID: hxcl5geOr spills the bottle because of tremors and concussion.
ID: hxcpk10Or he tries to save face in front of his comrades and swallows them all and before you know it you've skied 400 kilometres and eaten a bird.
ID: hxcqvpzNo you'd just get organ failure in like a week.
ID: hxcssa4Unfortunately Ibuprofen would just make your stomach bleed a lot and organs fail. Pervitin was literally just meth tho so it's not much better for you
ID: hxchdomIbuprofen uses nerfed to 3 uses and you averagely drop 5 a use
ID: hxcnnmbSome of them fall on the ground and you chew a bunch of them explaining how they affect you so quickly and why you can only use a bottle 15 times.
ID: hxcvzkyNah nah, peak would be a 5% chance to drop them all, and the pmc mutters "Fuck"
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Imagine opening it and having to break the seal and then just the air absorber falls out
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even better the pill is the size of a horse suppository. Which i find HILAROUS
ID: hxddmrcif you look at the bottle, each pill is 800mg so I mean, theyre probably actually supposed to be that big. hence the loud ass gulp
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Just wait until he finds out about the juice...
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Meanwhile i pop several painkillers per raid without getting a seizure because of an overdose
ID: hxci22e16 year old me looks down on this.
ID: hxctdh0Just an FYI most opiate painkillers even at high doses only slightly reduce the seizure threshold. The real danger is respiratory depression which is why it can be dangerous to drink or use benzodiazepine/z-drugs while also taking opiates – although the risk is greatly overstated and not something most people will ever have to worry about.
Tramadol can actually cause seizures in high doses i believe, which is a shame because it feels so stupidly good. Better than real opiates in my opinion, and most likely what killed Juice Wrld
Edit: uhh 7 upvotes so dislaimer that you really shouldn't do drugs and if you think you won't get addicted you're probably wrong. It's very gradual. Stick to pot or alcohol if pot makes you stupid
ID: hxcv407Rip :/ glad i could see him live half a year before he died. He was amazing on stage
ID: hxczm6nso you're saying i should definitely do heroin and benzos at the same time, gotcha
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What’s even more unrealistic is that one ibuprofen allows you to run on 2 broken legs as soon as it enters your mouth
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Also can we talk about the size of the pill and how our PMC just swallows it without water. There should be a % chance of choking and dying if you don't drink after taking it lol. Completely unplayable.
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My greatest skill in life is being able to do this. I can do it with pills, gummies, and Tic Tacs. People thought I was so cool in middle school with the tic tacs…. I could shake it and make a single one land in someone’s hand…. Now I just shake it for myself, by myself…
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This is why I uninstalled Tarkov honestly. Clown devs are focused on improving framerate on lighthouse and desync while game breaking issues like OP mentioned are ravaging the game.
Going to play warzone until they fix this.
/s
ID: hxd1xfmThe fact I can't use zippo or survivor lighter with a stuck to make a torch is just obscene. They never cared about us.
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Or chugging a can of cola and not burping once
ID: hxcqpbzTarcola [decarb]
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Not as unrealistic as the idea that ibuprofen would do anything for you at all. Literally useless for anything worse than a minor toothache.
ID: hxct86nBeing prescribed Ibuprofen for an extremely painful injury is part of the military simulation aspect of the game
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Getting shot 10 times with M855 5.56 rounds but surviving because you put some bandage on you arm to heal your thorax and then popped some green injector. Also you have an armour vest that can take that many impacts without your insides becoming mashed potatoes.
ID: hxclay3The meds is what bothers me when people bitch about something not being real enough for them. Like they draw the line on the most mundane shit but are seemingly okay with the fact you can heal yourself while doing parkour
ID: hxd7db5That and you can get both of your legs absolutely riddled with bullets but then you take one relatively weak painkiller like ibuprofen and are completely fine.
ID: hxcjry1And the obvious fact that helmets can stop rifle rounds... without it killing you
ID: hxcpehdIirc there was a case were someone survived a 762x39 round to the head without a helmet.
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Take ibuprofen out of pocket, twist cap open, twist cap closed, die of thirst.
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Yeah like stabbing yourself with an injector heals yours heavily damaged body. Its a game and it is one of the most realistic one but dont kid yourself you can’t recreate everything and call it a game
ID: hxcxn9hWhich is why they should sacrifice some of the realism for better quality gameplay
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I can look inside and remove things from ground caches while I am standing on them. Unplayable.
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Imagine getting killed trying to get past the child protection cap
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(PMC struggles with child lock on bottle until it bursts open, pills flying everywhere) Ah, finally some realism.
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Yeah cause slapping Vaseline on your wrist after having both legs blown out make sense
ID: hxcvnohI always thought our PMC applied it like lip balm
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I miss Halloween sugar bro. My guy looks at sugar and then becomes a super human pumpkin slayer.