Me and a squadmate were pushing a dude at the pier, then this happened…

1 : Anonymous2021/05/14 22:24 ID: ncknqc
Me and a squadmate were pushing a dude at the pier, then this happened...
2 : Anonymous2021/05/14 22:28 ID: gy5jgch

you have my condolences by being tarkoved.

ID: gy7jknl

If it doesn't feel like you're being punched in the dick, you're not playing the game right

ID: gy7to34

Then I'm a lot better at this game than I thought. 0.71 k/d and 8% survival rate goooo

3 : Anonymous2021/05/14 23:41 ID: gy5rx8d

That’s wild. The grenade even spazzes a bit funny as it went in the window.

ID: gy7shee

Yeah, it looked like it was going to hit on the bottom but corrected itself

4 : Anonymous2021/05/14 22:34 ID: gy5k8ea

I’m sorry for his loss…

Great editing

ID: gy6vwgu

That moment when his friend's POV faded in... true art.

ID: gy6msxf

For real

5 : Anonymous2021/05/14 22:37 ID: gy5kixr

I think the guy upstairs 2nd weapon was a bat and he just hit a home run

6 : Anonymous2021/05/14 23:04 ID: gy5nnff

perfect editing might I recommend more posts

ID: gy63px9

Finally, some good fucking food

7 : Anonymous2021/05/14 23:46 ID: gy5sh74

Because of that i hate grenadier quest. Sorry for your loss.

8 : Anonymous2021/05/14 23:52 ID: gy5t6es

wtf that bounced almost as far as you can throw them.

ID: gy68z33

Conservation of energy. It’s obviously an implementation of their high level physics engine

ID: gy69wtg

Yet when I tried to bounce a grenade off the wall down some steps in sanitars home it just glued to the wall and blew up me and my mate

9 : Anonymous2021/05/15 02:19 ID: gy68p6n

I'm sorry about your TK, but damn that was funny seeing that grenade fly out of the wall lmao

10 : Anonymous2021/05/15 04:48 ID: gy6mgbh

what are your postfx, your game looks fantastic! also, kill bill is a great movie (if this is where you got this song from)

11 : Anonymous2021/05/15 00:55 ID: gy5zz4s

I’ve had one of these moments where I was on reserve in white horse and threw a grenade from the main garage up to the second floor through the window and it went in and came out 3 windows later blowing me up :(.

12 : Anonymous2021/05/15 01:16 ID: gy626iv


13 : Anonymous2021/05/14 23:50 ID: gy5suz1

Sick nade

14 : Anonymous2021/05/15 08:11 ID: gy70n23

This is why Prapor quest of killing with grenades should be removed from the game

15 : Anonymous2021/05/15 00:56 ID: gy6027x

get good obvi

16 : Anonymous2021/05/15 00:28 ID: gy5x45a

"best state its been"

ID: gy6g79t

polished shit is still shit

ID: gy7c2z9

I just hate how its ignored.

new weapons! new ammos! new maps! new map updates! new armor colors! fuck off man. no one cares for new slicks. just fix the servers. you have made so much money off this game. the greed is unreal.

17 : Anonymous2021/05/15 02:21 ID: gy68vjn

Oh that's just the Tarkov karma system for using thermals

18 : Anonymous2021/05/15 02:46 ID: gy6bd9g

Battlefield V, you can throw nades back maybe dude upstairs tossed it back out... /s

19 : Anonymous2021/05/15 04:05 ID: gy6itiy


20 : Anonymous2021/05/15 04:44 ID: gy6m3ng

Thats so fucking stupid lol.

21 : Anonymous2021/05/15 09:16 ID: gy74km9

like the bullet that killed jfk

ID: gy764e8

I get that you’re joking, but the whole “magic bullet” thing was largely due to poorly drawn diagrams that failed to accurately represent both the positions of the people in the car, and the position of the shooter relative to the car and those people.

22 : Anonymous2021/05/15 13:53 ID: gy7qnxb

Who the heck runs a thermal during the day at close range?

23 : Anonymous2021/05/15 01:36 ID: gy648it

Nades bounce off of glass*. Always remember this.

Edit: Forgot, the pane of glass can be from a window that is broken. Just don't throw nades through windows unless it is broken or no glass.

ID: gy6dvim

They also bounce off broken windows.

ID: gy69lwc

I’ve had someone throw a nade at me through an unbroken window on customs before

ID: gy69xgf


24 : Anonymous2021/05/15 00:43 ID: gy5ynlj

Seems fine right?

25 : Anonymous2021/05/15 00:50 ID: gy5zdc5

I had this exact same thing happen with a buddy, at a house on woods by bridge extract. There wasn't even anyone in the house 🙁

26 : Anonymous2021/05/15 00:59 ID: gy60c2e

Great edit

27 : Anonymous2021/05/15 01:03 ID: gy60reg

Great editing.

28 : Anonymous2021/05/15 02:10 ID: gy67tdp

what song is this

ID: gy67u7q

I got matches with these songs:

The Lonely Shepherd by Zamfir (00:34; matched: 100%)

Album: Kill Bill Vol. 1 Original Soundtrack (PA Version). Released on 2003-09-23 by Rhino/Warner Bros..

Einsamer Hirte by Gheorghe Zamfir (00:47; matched: 100%)

Album: The Best Of Great Instrumentals. Released on 1998-01-01 by Universal Music.

ID: gy67u8n

Links to the streaming platforms:

The Lonely Shepherd by Zamfir

Einsamer Hirte by Gheorghe Zamfir

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29 : Anonymous2021/05/15 02:36 ID: gy6af56

Damn that’s janky

30 : Anonymous2021/05/15 02:58 ID: gy6cjqw

How many times they already "fixed" it?

31 : Anonymous2021/05/15 03:28 ID: gy6fd21

Confirmed magnetic grenades.

32 : Anonymous2021/05/15 04:05 ID: gy6iu9w

The music kills me

33 : Anonymous2021/05/15 04:50 ID: gy6mlix

Holy shit. This is the definition of getting tarkoved.

34 : Anonymous2021/05/15 05:01 ID: gy6nfju

Here... take this. F

35 : Anonymous2021/05/15 05:12 ID: gy6ocu1

Escape from Targlitches


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