A man needs a name! Petition to give our infamous farm Captain a name! He’s contributed greatly to the demo and I feel like this would be a great way to honor him. Any ideas?

1 : Anonymous2021/03/27 17:37 ID: meijxn
A man needs a name! Petition to give our infamous farm Captain a name! He's contributed greatly to the demo and I feel like this would be a great way to honor him. Any ideas?
2 : Anonymous2021/03/27 18:55 ID: gshnax6

Captain MacDonald - for he had a farm.


The door is that way? I'll show myself out.

ID: gsidg9s

Chang sends his regar-UGH

ID: gsiqh6x

Thank you very much for the award there I never got one before. I appreciate it.

3 : Anonymous2021/03/27 19:56 ID: gshz884

Just add "The" in front of it. "the Captain" unique from other Captains as he is The Captain

ID: gsih253

This is a good one too

ID: gsj2h7i

Does he have a generic set of super powers?

4 : Anonymous2021/03/27 19:25 ID: gsht6k0


5 : Anonymous2021/03/27 18:55 ID: gshn9va

The Demo-lished

6 : Anonymous2021/03/27 18:43 ID: gshlxc8

Biggus Droppus?

ID: gsi2j10

*nearby legionnaire struggles to stifle laughing.

ID: gsiguen

Is there something funny about the name....biggus...Droppus?

7 : Anonymous2021/03/27 18:35 ID: gshkxwa

Cpt. O. L. McDonald

8 : Anonymous2021/03/27 20:19 ID: gsi3l43

Pater Firmam It's Latin for "Father Farm" I thought that since the quest name was in Latin that I'd go ahead and keep the theme going.

9 : Anonymous2021/03/27 18:09 ID: gshhy5w

Big Farma.

ID: gshi151

I like Captain Farma

ID: gshihp6

Captain Farma is my favorite so far!

10 : Anonymous2021/03/27 17:44 ID: gshdl1h

The quest name is Terra Infirma so the captain should be called Terri

ID: gshf9np

Infamous Terri?

ID: gsi9vgy

I'll go with that. I opened the thread with infamous XY in mind because of infirma obviously. You beat me on it 🙂

ID: gshlzwx

I've been farming the Vanguard Captain from the main quest... 30 seconds from spawn to death per loop.

The Terra Infirma captain never seemed to drop anything for me, but the other one has given me 10+ legendary drops so far.

ID: gshxxu7

Pretty sure from a rng point of view the vanguard captain is strictly worse. You can do it like 5 seconds faster but miss out on 2 snipers and 3 breachers and a couple of coleteral (how is that spelled?) riflemen which all have a chance to drop too.

ID: gsiu893

Good to know I’m not alone! All those marksmen and breachers on terra infirma have never dropped anything except blue and green garbage for me. I’ve honed the vanguard captain farm down to a science. Rinse and repeat, so quick. Five legendaries so far.

ID: gshi09k

Terri Bull. <3

11 : Anonymous2021/03/27 19:16 ID: gshrgoi

I say we call him Captain McDonald for the ever longing hunt of the RNG legendary only to be met with blues and greens.. Even have a jingle for it. lol

Captain McDonald was a loot farm
Ee i ee i o
And on this farm he held phat loot
Ee i ee i oh
With a loot-run here
And a another run there
Here a run, there a run
Everywhere a run-run
Captain McDonald was a loot farm
Ee i ee i o
And on this farm he had Legendary guns
Ee i ee i o
With a blue drop here
And a green drop there
Here a blue, there a green
RNG more til gold pops on the screen
Captain McDonald was a loot farm
Ee i ee i o

I know, I know. Shut up Tuk. ;p

12 : Anonymous2021/03/27 18:24 ID: gshjork

Well, Craig is taken...

How about Dave?

13 : Anonymous2021/03/27 18:19 ID: gshj2kc

Captain Never Given McLoot. Name's stuck in my head.

ID: gshjror

Or, Captain Scrooge

14 : Anonymous2021/03/27 19:42 ID: gshwkof

Oh a name suggestion page?

Captain boaty. Mcboatface.....

ID: gsi7dlh

I think Looty McLootface suits him better!

15 : Anonymous2021/03/27 19:05 ID: gshp7hg

Obviously he should be named Captain Comeback...

16 : Anonymous2021/03/27 19:57 ID: gshzflq


17 : Anonymous2021/03/27 20:00 ID: gsi00l0

Dude wtf, that gear looks amazing!!!

18 : Anonymous2021/03/27 21:15 ID: gsid4kr

Bullet King.

19 : Anonymous2021/03/27 17:44 ID: gshdgxj

His names Ted

20 : Anonymous2021/03/27 17:51 ID: gshf7ab


ID: gshihvy

Ma name jeff

21 : Anonymous2021/03/27 18:05 ID: gshhi2b

Looks like a Britney

22 : Anonymous2021/03/27 19:33 ID: gshuuoh

Farmy mcfarmface

23 : Anonymous2021/03/27 22:27 ID: gsiolz8

Name him after that dude that gave himself 600 legendaries

ID: gsj8kr4

why would you give a cheater/ hacker/ exploiter that kind of honor?

24 : Anonymous2021/03/27 17:40 ID: gshcgzn

Task master?

25 : Anonymous2021/03/27 19:25 ID: gsht9rl

Captain Chrono, since he dies and constantly reincarnates. Perhaps his true altered ability is that his consciousness exists outside of time. Bit of a cruel fate if you ask me.

ID: gsi6u77

Thats so deeply Meta i like it.

26 : Anonymous2021/03/27 17:51 ID: gshf7ex

Ol’ McDonald

27 : Anonymous2021/03/27 18:10 ID: gshi28u


28 : Anonymous2021/03/27 18:13 ID: gshifzb

Lol that gun is literally a boar

29 : Anonymous2021/03/27 18:52 ID: gshmxvb

Nah...Captain is nice. Please PCF don’t change it.

30 : Anonymous2021/03/27 17:40 ID: gshcgwy

Capti Mc Capface

31 : Anonymous2021/03/27 18:43 ID: gshlxfi

Well... I’m willing to share my name with the guy...

My user name has been Findmeaname for over 20 years now...




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