ELDEN RING rated by ESRB (Has some interesting details as well)

1 : Anonymous2021/12/31 12:47 ID: rst78y
ELDEN RING rated by ESRB (Has some interesting details as well)
2 : Anonymous2021/12/31 15:33 ID: hqovk2c

No interactive sex scenes? What the fuck Harry McZaki? I thought this was going to be the best souls game yet!

ID: hqpzq7x

Yeah if I can't customize my dick like in cyberpunk then I'm out.

3 : Anonymous2021/12/31 12:58 ID: hqodi7u

covering its breast and pelvic regions

Preorder canceled

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Knowing From, the breasts would prob have bleeding wounds where the nipples were anyway, the savages

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May I interest you in some “Dante’s Inferno”?

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Knowing Michael Zaki, there will be at least two pairs of beautiful but filthy feet, and one pair of pristinely clean dainty ivory feet.

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Go on....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ID: hqoyhrg

Def some rule 34 shit right there.

ID: hqq16u3

Feet are uncovered. Game is still a go for me.

4 : Anonymous2021/12/31 13:26 ID: hqog8z4

“a boss character cutting off its arm”. i fuckin love miyazaki

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Gonna be some Amygdala type shit, can't wait

ID: hqpie14

Probably that Valkyrie looking lady in the trailer who takes off her red arm (prosthetic?)

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Dark souls 2 first boss ripped it’s arm off

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yea that was the only game that wasnt made by him tho

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DS3 had a boss that yeeted a baby into the ground.

It was an invisible baby, but it still got yeeted.

5 : Anonymous2021/12/31 14:55 ID: hqoqko2

Finger but whole?

6 : Anonymous2021/12/31 15:14 ID: hqot3y1

I wonder if hearing Shit in this is going to be as weird as hearing Fuck in MGS4

7 : Anonymous2021/12/31 16:37 ID: hqp4ntg

So we will not be consuming umbilical cords in this one then it looks like.

8 : Anonymous2021/12/31 15:27 ID: hqous6u

well shit is where I draw the line.

9 : Anonymous2021/12/31 13:44 ID: hqoi6ur

So............ Are there bare feet or not?

ID: hqozary

It's a Miyazaki game...

So yes

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Asking the real question

ID: hqor0vk

Return of Priscilla pls

ID: hqp2zii

Nah, this one looks like it's more into hands from the trailers 🙁 best you can get is taking off your shoes and maybe a few mods /s

10 : Anonymous2021/12/31 14:48 ID: hqoppe8

Sheesh, was hoping for an E 10+ rating. Not sure if I'm still into the game.

11 : Anonymous2021/12/31 13:36 ID: hqohcrb

Mature yet no titty? What a waste of a damn mature rating

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There might be titty but without nippy, like quelaag

ID: hqok7s6

Mmm sexy lady spider demon. Yummy.

13 : Anonymous2021/12/31 15:11 ID: hqosncq

The 2 games I have in my drawer right now. Bloodborne is 16+ and Demon Souls is 18+.

14 : Anonymous2021/12/31 15:25 ID: hqoujlt

Prolly the bare feet in demons souls made it an 18+

15 : Anonymous2021/12/31 15:34 ID: hqovtby

They're all rated M except Dark Souls 2 which is rated T.

16 : Anonymous2021/12/31 16:24 ID: hqp2uzl


17 : Anonymous2021/12/31 23:12 ID: hqqorkq

Really? Interesting

18 : Anonymous2021/12/31 16:33 ID: hqp45xe

"During the course of the game, a humanoid monster is depicted partially nude, with scales/scars covering its breast and pelvic regions."

Hmm, so likely giant dragon/snake lady? Cool, Vicar Amelia has a rival now

19 : Anonymous2021/12/31 14:52 ID: hqoq6nf

I’m never going to complete this game, but I have a feeling I’m sure to own it.

20 : Anonymous2021/12/31 15:27 ID: hqouta0

Where do I sign?

21 : Anonymous2021/12/31 18:38 ID: hqpmojh

Do they usually include spoilers like this? First time I’ve actually read why a game was given their ratings.

22 : Anonymous2021/12/31 23:55 ID: hqqugqv

God this game sounds actually awful for our brains when you read what they put in the ESRB rating lol

23 : Anonymous2022/01/01 03:10 ID: hqriplg

I love how insane us FromSoft fans are that we scour the ESRB posting for clues/lore…

24 : Anonymous2021/12/31 16:38 ID: hqp4wjt

Do the people as ESRB play the games? I would love to see them also review them.

25 : Anonymous2021/12/31 20:00 ID: hqpyi8v

I can’t believe the word shit appears. Fuck sakes guys, you can get your point across without being a fucking potty mouth.

26 : Anonymous2021/12/31 16:56 ID: hqp7kno

This has probably been mentioned before, but I don't really follow games too much before they're released. I think it's interesting that they're pushing it out at the $60 price point. That fact alone has me wanting to buy it new. I refuse to pay $70 for a new game, and will support a $60 price point.

27 : Anonymous2021/12/31 16:29 ID: hqp3ks0

Anyone else realize how funny it is that they say it’s about finding a magical ring when that is simply not true?

28 : Anonymous2021/12/31 18:05 ID: hqphp37

Is it not? All the high-level summaries of the story seem to be about the player collecting all fragments of the Ring, similar to DS1's/DS2's collecting powerful souls and DS3's bringing back the Lords of Cinder.

29 : Anonymous2021/12/31 19:24 ID: hqptamq

Miyazaki mentioned a few times that the Elden Ring is not actually a ring, like one that goes on your finger. It’s a much more metaphorical thing about keeping the world together or something

30 : Anonymous2021/12/31 21:58 ID: hqqeylo

This game is made by the Demon's Souls people? I hope the gameplay won't be as hard as those games. I love these types of games, but don't want to start over after every death.

31 : Anonymous2021/12/31 22:04 ID: hqqfupl

Yes. And you will have to start over after every death. However, game developers can't remove the knowledge you gained after each death, so just be persistent!

32 : Anonymous2021/12/31 22:17 ID: hqqhjo8

no can do. i have a job and a life outside gaming.

33 : Anonymous2021/12/31 23:26 ID: hqqqn81


34 : Anonymous2022/01/01 00:20 ID: hqqxn70

Have you tried Returnals lol

35 : Anonymous2021/12/31 19:13 ID: hqprr4n


36 : Anonymous2021/12/31 19:33 ID: hqpumue

Hope thats not a japanese beach

37 : Anonymous2021/12/31 20:47 ID: hqq552b

Have we ever had a Dark Souls NPC say a swear word other than Damn before? Big if true

38 : Anonymous2022/01/01 04:06 ID: hqrp73a

Rated M for massive mommy milkers

39 : Anonymous2022/01/01 06:33 ID: hqs3dvt

Never played any dark souls except for the beginning portion of bloodborne and I thought it was insanely hard. But I want to try this game because it looks so good

40 : Anonymous2022/01/01 07:23 ID: hqs7kkz

I've been playing Dark Souls 3 in anticipation.

Just got to Anor Londo.

41 : Anonymous2022/01/01 07:34 ID: hqs8h4n

Ah sh*t here we go again! Praise THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

42 : Anonymous2022/01/01 11:46 ID: hqspvpe

Omg wtf is this shit. I will shit my ass with game

43 : Anonymous2022/01/01 22:06 ID: hquuy3m

People familiar with this, is Elden Ring closer to Skyrim or closer to Dark Souls? Lol

44 : Anonymous2021/12/31 13:50 ID: hqoiw4h

The only thing I don’t like about the game is how easy it is to just train enemies around rocks. The AI is pretty dumb

45 : Anonymous2021/12/31 14:12 ID: hqolcw9

Considering there’s going to be situations where there’s PACKS of enemies, that won’t matter.

46 : Anonymous2021/12/31 14:14 ID: hqolnv7

hHaving a million wouldn’t change it if they can’t hit you in the 1st place. I feel such a lack of criticism for this game that I can just feel like it’s gonna be another cyber punk. The game looks amazing but had major issues that I keep getting told will just magically be fixed when the game comes out

47 : Anonymous2021/12/31 14:03 ID: hqokd96

You know you could just Not do that right?

48 : Anonymous2021/12/31 14:04 ID: hqoki2p

Yes, but gamers always take the path of least resistance and it will help ruin the life of the game when clips come out on YouTube of how to just stand somewhere and take no damage

49 : Anonymous2021/12/31 16:04 ID: hqozvvb

This game sounds so underwhelming

50 : Anonymous2022/01/01 06:23 ID: hqs2hlq

I agree, theres much better games out there than Elden wings or whatever.

This small indie game for example was made with a low budget. & I would argue that it def. runs at a higher FPS natively than this Runescape clone

& before all you neckbeards complain, I have a source to back up my claims


Wow downvotes already. you sheep are laughable.

Edit 2:

Thanks for the gold. lol

Edit 3:

The downvotes only backup what I'm saying.

Edit 69:

Oh grow up.

51 : Anonymous2021/12/31 21:33 ID: hqqbmi0

Well shit...


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