Would’ve been a very different movie…

1 : Anonymous2021/03/08 06:43 ID: m09v4v
Would've been a very different movie...
2 : Anonymous2021/03/08 06:58 ID: gq6qxus

Then she left him for Deadpool

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Until Deadpool was granted immortality to keep him from Death

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The virgin Thanos vs. The chad Deadpool.

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I mean killing half the universe is kinda desperate...

3 : Anonymous2021/03/08 09:42 ID: gq71806

Thamos trying to get a free spot in hell

4 : Anonymous2021/03/08 10:38 ID: gq74hn2

And he also got killed by a squirrel girl. Like a Spider-Man, but with, squirrels...

5 : Anonymous2021/03/08 07:03 ID: gq6r9ju

Giga simp Thanos

6 : Anonymous2021/03/08 10:33 ID: gq747lh

He may be a simp but killing half the universe for a girl is still better than killing half the universe so it takes longer to use up resources when you can alter reality and make everlasting resources.

In closing, the MCU is dumber than the comics but its fans are too self important to believe that. Thank you coming to my TED talk.

ID: gq75218

The logic behind killing half the universe for resources seems more of a realistic cause. But feels like the writers are dangling a morality question in the viewers face.

ID: gq75zrr

killing half the universe so it takes longer to use up resources when you can alter reality and make everlasting resources.

Why even fucking bother when they have an interstellar, space faring society with ftl travel technology in a galaxy with inhabitable planets around every corner. Thanos' ship can hold and sustain an entire army. They could build cities in space. What the fuck is he even doing? Is he worried people will overpopulate the entirety of space somewhere 10 billion years down the line?

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Also why not just make it so that people need little to no food water and oxygen.

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I’d kill the universe so I could return to monke

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“MCU is bad because insane villain has insane ideas.”

Very big brain of you

ID: gq75w4l

alter reality and make everlasting resources

That would just make everything worse. We would double our numbers in very short time. By killing half population you also make a comparison in timeline of what 10bi people consume x 5bi people. Over time people would understand that having pop control is the way to go for a better future.

7 : Anonymous2021/03/08 10:24 ID: gq73pv0

And she still likes deadpool...

8 : Anonymous2021/03/08 10:42 ID: gq74rkh

Even more of a simp when you find out death is actually quite hot for a skeleton.

9 : Anonymous2021/03/08 11:02 ID: gq75y96

Then cucked by deadpool

10 : Anonymous2021/03/08 11:02 ID: gq75zed

not only that, deadpool is imortal because he was having relations with death and thanos got mad, cursing deadpool with imortality

11 : Anonymous2021/03/08 11:05 ID: gq765aq

Damn Simps. They do this, they get married and create more Simpsons.

12 : Anonymous2021/03/08 09:37 ID: gq70x38

It smells like repost in here

13 : Anonymous2021/03/08 11:01 ID: gq75wta

Someone call 6969 for the bonk cops!

14 : Anonymous2021/03/08 11:10 ID: gq76gjj

a better movie

that 'resources are finite, 50% have to die' ideology was so cringe
hard to take it seriously

15 : Anonymous2021/03/08 10:44 ID: gq74unc

Hey babe, here's a fuckton of work. Have fun, and think of me while you file those away~

16 : Anonymous2021/03/08 10:56 ID: gq75ko6

Apparently in the comics he was arrested by regular police.

Or so a meme told me.

17 : Anonymous2021/03/08 11:33 ID: gq77xr8

So he made more work for his crush so she would make time for him?

Please explain thanos......

18 : Anonymous2021/03/08 11:44 ID: gq78my5

I'm glad in the movie, it didn't turn out that way, Thanos was played very well by Josh Brolin. PhilosophyThanos Gang rise up, screw SimpThanos Gang.

19 : Anonymous2021/03/08 12:14 ID: gq7av9l

sounds hela stupid to me.

20 : Anonymous2021/03/08 12:19 ID: gq7b9s6

"Why would you do this thanks why"

"Pretty lady"

21 : Anonymous2021/03/08 12:27 ID: gq7bw8d

He was the biggest simp

22 : Anonymous2021/03/08 07:24 ID: gq6so7v

it that really simping tho?

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ID: gq6xpq6

Yes. In the Marvel universe, the avatar of death is a woman and Thanos wanted to fuck her, so yes, he’s a simp.


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