My mum got me an series X for my 16th birthday. I love you Mum and fuck you scalpers.

1 : Anonymous2021/10/09 04:44 ID: q4ecsr
My mum got me an series X for my 16th birthday. I love you Mum and fuck you scalpers.
2 : Anonymous2021/10/09 05:33 ID: hfy674s

Nice Doom helmet.

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u mean buzz lightyear

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You meant storm trooper

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Sorry, but that's Halo. He's cool and doesn't afraid of anybody.

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I love this comment

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Bro... I was gonna comment this exact thing! Word by word!

3 : Anonymous2021/10/09 04:47 ID: hfy22h1

Congrats! Those are a pain in the ass to get, and now the new switch is part of that lineup

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One of these things is not like the other

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Saw the new Switch yesterday getting Metroid Dread. I was 2 too far behind in line.

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The new Nintendo Switch Oldead...

4 : Anonymous2021/10/09 05:08 ID: hfy40rz

My mom makes me clean dishes on my birthday

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Damn bro

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That's because she's teaching you to be a good person. Just because it's your birthday doesn't mean the work stops, and that shouldn't bother you.

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She buys a 200 usd makeup set for my sisters birthday and gives 300 usd to my brother to finish help him finish his pc while i get to wash the dishes. I don't think she has good intentions like you think she does.

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Making your kid do the dishes on their birthday makes them a better person, who comes up with that bullshit.

5 : Anonymous2021/10/09 04:47 ID: hfy225p

Awesome mom, congrats

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It's domn ture.I wish you good luck and long life to your mother.

6 : Anonymous2021/10/09 11:43 ID: hfyzhsf

You sure you want your mum to fuck scalpers?

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Happy Cake Day!

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do you want the console or not?

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Christ, those people are scum.

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Oh my god it's not a joke sub this is disgusting

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Lol! That sub is hilarious!

7 : Anonymous2021/10/09 07:43 ID: hfygypk

Plot twist: Mum is a scalper

8 : Anonymous2021/10/09 15:09 ID: hfzm1ly

Dope Miles Morales Spidey poster. As a now 40-year-old guy I love the message in that movie. Anyone can wear the mask, or in your case the helmet. Cheers!

9 : Anonymous2021/10/09 18:05 ID: hg09nsj

Fuck scalpers

10 : Anonymous2021/10/09 04:50 ID: hfy2brv

Glad you finally got a next gen console! Got an awesome mom! Congrats!

11 : Anonymous2021/10/09 06:18 ID: hfya4s5

Uh… how do you know she didn’t get it from a scalper though?

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Was gonna ask the same question...

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The mom is a scalper

12 : Anonymous2021/10/09 06:46 ID: hfyciw6

Where did she find this mythical machine? I've only heard of it and never seen one.

On a serious note, thank your mum. She's a good egg. I've been trying to get one since release with no luck

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I know, right? I wonder why they even bother making games for the console.

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So I followed a few Twitter accounts, mainly Matt Swider.

There was a drop at best buy stores across the nation about 2 weeks ago and I went over there at 4 in the morning, got my hands on one finally.


Good luck!

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Good on you, beat them to it. Fuck scalpers!

13 : Anonymous2021/10/09 11:18 ID: hfyxdkb


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People who buy thing before others can with the purpose to resell at a higher price because of a shortage. They will use programs or organize with other scalpers to buy all stock to people that want something can't get it at the normal price. The scalper then resells for as much money as they can get a buyer for.

Example: People want the new consoles but scalpers are buying them up to resell on ebay at double the normal cost from Walmart or other retailer.

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Oh now i get it. Thanks for the explanation

14 : Anonymous2021/10/09 11:15 ID: hfyx6u6

Your mom bought It from me, a scalper. Thanks.

15 : Anonymous2021/10/09 19:22 ID: hg0k3kp

Plot twist: His mom got it from a scalper.

16 : Anonymous2021/10/09 19:29 ID: hg0l11i


17 : Anonymous2021/10/09 22:20 ID: hg17ydq

Watch that language young man.

18 : Anonymous2021/10/09 07:25 ID: hfyfmby

They’re scalping Xboxs’ too?!

19 : Anonymous2021/10/09 05:07 ID: hfy3vj7

Go mum! Happy birthday mate, enjoy.

20 : Anonymous2021/10/09 07:34 ID: hfygcgl

You better play that thing, there's some kid in a 3rd world country who just opened a Sega Saturn for their bday.

21 : Anonymous2021/10/09 10:16 ID: hfyslan

Scalpers are gay

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well I mean statistically some of them probably are

22 : Anonymous2021/10/09 05:55 ID: hfy85xd



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