Doors to Hell has opened and now Monsters, Demons and Madness has infested Earth… Choose your allies wisely

1 : Anonymous2021/10/23 22:05 ID: qeen9l
Doors to Hell has opened and now Monsters, Demons and Madness has infested Earth... Choose your allies wisely
2 : Anonymous2021/10/23 23:39 ID: hhsryfw

Depends whether kratos and doomguy will consider me collatoral damage or actually put an effort on protecting me without shattering my bones and organs due to their power and strength.

ID: hhtt1qs

If you want to know if Doomguy will protect you, it's very easy to tell.
Check the mirror and see if you are a rabbit or not. If no, then no.

ID: hhuhvsx

But what if you have a pet rabbit?

3 : Anonymous2021/10/23 22:42 ID: hhskpcq

if you pick god of war and dante do you get 4 people?

ID: hhssgjd

About to say. If it’s just the headliners, I’d go GoW and Doomguy

If I get both members of the duo? God of War and DMC. Because then you get Virgil and Atreus as a bonus

ID: hht0g0r

The dialogue between Dante and Kratos could be great.

ID: hhti57l

Kratos and Doomguy is the obvious answer. They're both literal gods.

ID: hhtdcyv

Yeah nah if I get 2 people with dmc it's wraps. Vergil can cut literal dimensions with his sword, create a clone, turn into a really powerful demonic being, etc. And dante can stop time. So even if only get to pick one, dante and vergil seems OK to protect me.

4 : Anonymous2021/10/23 22:08 ID: hhsg9ag

You’ve seen what Kratos has dealt with right? Literally killing gods just to get a flashlight.

ID: hhsm2v9

And teaming up with the god clone (who is also a god killer) Doomslayer, they would dominate.

ID: hhtns6s

Yeah, Kratos and Doomguy seems like the easy right answer here.

ID: hhsvxoc

I mean, I'm pretty sure Dante has killed the equivalent of a god if I remember those games correctly, and the Bloodborne protagonist has killed a god as well, or at least a Lovecraftian horror, witch is basically the equivalent of a god.

ID: hhsru1e

I read that as fleshlight. Lol

ID: hhssjy2

That's probably in the cut content.

5 : Anonymous2021/10/23 22:06 ID: hhsg3xw

Doom slayer and kratos both god killers

ID: hhsugpo

I wish to remind you that the Good Hunter killed -Ebrietas -Rom -possibly the moon presence -the orphan of Kos

All of these are higher beings, which some might call gods

ID: hht39qy

More than God's, that's like killing cthullu! Also the Hunter is immortal

6 : Anonymous2021/10/23 22:08 ID: hhsgbxa

I think everyone can agree doomslayer and kratos are the preferable duo,they both killed gods and are extremely powerful

ID: hhskycf

My only worry is the Ninja sneaking behind them, but those two would be scary to fight against

Edit: I mean sneak by them to kill me

ID: hhso0f6

Your worried about Ninja guy but ignore the Skyrim guy climing straight up the side of the mountain to shout you into the next zip code?

ID: hhsq2av

Atreus would be right there with the call out if anyone tries sneaking up off camera

7 : Anonymous2021/10/24 00:23 ID: hhsxk75

doesnt matter youre fucked

all of these people are vastly better at hunting and avenging than they are at protecting

ID: hhtjckl

Not completely true. Kratos kept Atreus alive while fighting Gods, Valkyries, Dragons, and everything in between. That little punk was talking shit to the sons of Thor to their faces and he's still alive.

Kratos may be better at taking offensive action, but he's no slouch when it comes to a protection detail either.

ID: hhtljrj

Does the Dragonborn grant essential character status

ID: hhtbzx5

You haven't played Titanfall 2 then

ID: hhtja7i

Protocol 3: sobbing in background Protect the pilot

8 : Anonymous2021/10/23 22:29 ID: hhsj22c

Does the Dragonborn have access to mods and console commands?

ID: hhslpe9

No, but exploits yes. They just need to do the alchemy/enchant exploit and they might stands a chance.

ID: hhss93c

Might? Dude is absolutely OP lore wise lmao, he could take the Thalmor alone with his Thu’um

ID: hhsnjip

Dragonborn is a non issue.

You’ll be dead from natural causes way before he finishes all his side quests …

ID: hhst8tt

Geralt would be similar. “Geralt, I’m being attacked… Geralt?” :Getalt returns months later from the seas of Skellig: “I got 100 rusty swords and some rotten meat. I’m ready to start protecting you…oh… fuck.”

ID: hhsum2q

That's the problem, you are a side quest...

9 : Anonymous2021/10/23 22:11 ID: hhsgqi5

I choose just Geralt so I can play a few rounds of Gwent

ID: hhsu4u1

The best part is that if you beat any of these corrupted people without killing them you can play them in gwent for their rare card.

ID: hhth33f

I don't see it going down well if you beat Kratos at gwent and take his Gaunter O' Dim card

10 : Anonymous2021/10/24 02:45 ID: hhtf68z

I feel like a lot of people here haven't played Devil May Cry

11 : Anonymous2021/10/23 22:36 ID: hhsjv5w

Spardas sons will do well for me.

12 : Anonymous2021/10/23 22:10 ID: hhsgibz

Considering kratos and doom guy are immortal I’m going to go with them

ID: hht20uc

The Greek Gods are immortal and he kills them - you can’t apply the logic of the mythos it is supposedly set in to the GoW games, I don’t know how reliable the choice would be =P

ID: hhtlei9

GoW uses the eldritch rules. Immortals need to be killed by immortals. Mortals can still absolutely body them theoretically but they can’t die permanently

13 : Anonymous2021/10/23 22:55 ID: hhsmdhe

Just give me Doomguy and some beer

14 : Anonymous2021/10/23 23:48 ID: hhst5yj

I don't care which two you pick to protect you if the other 7 are gunning for you, your squishy ass is screwed.

15 : Anonymous2021/10/23 23:19 ID: hhsphsm

The DOOM Slayer is incorruptible, so pick any other two, and then you'll have three powerful champions tearing through the hordes of Hell.

EDIT: Just saw OP's comment about panels including everyone in them, i.e. Atreus comes with Kratos, so on and so forth. Meaning you could pick two panels with two people each, and since the Slayer is incorruptible, you'd then have five champions.

ID: hht92s6

Yeah, as long as you’re in a universe where Doom guy exists you don’t have to pick anyone or do anything. Doom Slayer gonna go do what Doom Slayer does.

16 : Anonymous2021/10/24 02:42 ID: hhtesah

Do Vergil and Dante come together? I'll take them and just them, don't need anybody else, we gucci. Guess I'll take Ryu to go with them just so I don't get assassinated randomly or something idk

ID: hhu4she

Goes to show how mainstream this subreddit is when you have to scroll more than 70% down the page to find the only correct answer. The fact Dante and Vergil are in the same square when either one of them would be plenty to deal with the others makes this a no brainer.

The whole "Kratos kills gods" and "Doomguy is a super soldier" argument means nothing against people who canonically fight at the speed of light and one of them has a sword that can cut through dimensions.

17 : Anonymous2021/10/23 22:33 ID: hhsjh36

Geralt as a Wingman.

To get some Pussaaaaay

ID: hhsq0cr

Hey girl, wanna play some Gwent?

ID: hhstl1p

No no no your doing it wrong, you don't want them to climax before you bed them.

18 : Anonymous2021/10/24 01:27 ID: hht5ma0

I see plenty of the people here haven't played Ninja Gaiden, lmao. In universe he's insane.


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