Hyperrealism in games is overrated

1 : Anonymous2021/10/31 20:38 ID: qjy76p
Hyperrealism in games is overrated
2 : Anonymous2021/10/31 23:57 ID: hitre9n

My brother was addicted to tartar sauce in high school. He was putting it on everything. The doctor told him he was getting high blood pressure because he was eating too much tartar sauce.

ID: hiu8jdx

My grandma got addicted to hot sauce, she put that shit on everything.

ID: hiuki6a

Lol, those commercials were some of the last ones I watched before abandoning cable television altogether.

ID: hiugofu

Hot sauce is fortunately a low cal treat

ID: hiu0k1h

Mayo and relish, right?

ID: hiu3ho6

The high BP comes from constantly worrying about where your next tart up is coming from

ID: hiu3jib

Yeah but if it comes out of a bottle you can bet there’s going to be a ton of salt included. Also you need to add lemon juice and dill

ID: hiu6bhc

Mayo capers and gherkins. Mayo is primarily oil

ID: hiue87j

I don't need tartar sauce my dentist says I already have plenty

ID: hiu89p6

At least its an instrument

And mayonnaise

3 : Anonymous2021/10/31 20:56 ID: hit4vbl

Dandy Boy Apple addiction is no fucking joke

ID: hiteaed

Neither is Blamco Mac n Cheese either, simply put, eating just the cheese packet without water ends yo life on the spot

ID: hitsqis

But have you ever suffered a Cram withdrawl?

ID: hitm9wr

I thought you were supposed to snort the cheese

ID: hiugg6b

I'd give anything for a fancy lad

ID: hiunsp4

Dandy Boy Apples are for kids, I go straight for Sugar Bombs! Bonus, you can make UltraJet

4 : Anonymous2021/11/01 00:44 ID: hitwsld

I;m thinking about thos Beans

ID: hiud2er

I;m thinking about them porks bruh

5 : Anonymous2021/10/31 23:21 ID: hitn3k9

You don't get Pork N' Beans withdrawal if you take Pork N' Beans Rose as your companion.

ID: hitqvau

I see what you did there

ID: hiu6jai

And get sleep deprivation because her flatulence keeps you up all night.

ID: hiu8syj

Pork'n'beans by any other name would smell as sweet.

ID: hiuozw9

Pork N' Beans Rose? I hardly know her!

6 : Anonymous2021/10/31 23:31 ID: hitocb0

can't blame ya, probably the best song on the Red Album

ID: hityz31

And the music video was iconic - a great time capsule for the late 2000s youtube.

ID: hitz8n7

For the uninitiated, watch this masterpiece.

ID: hiummli

Came here for this.

7 : Anonymous2021/11/01 00:59 ID: hityk5s

Is this actually a thing in the game or just a mod?

ID: hiu77as

Mod. Food doesn't have withdrawal effects in any of the Fallout games.

ID: hiu8dy6

It should in Fallout 5

ID: hiudnjh

Food doesn't have withdrawal effects in any of the Fallout games.

Shower thought: Hunger is food withdrawal effect.

8 : Anonymous2021/11/01 01:30 ID: hiu25n4

Weezer addiction.

9 : Anonymous2021/11/01 02:21 ID: hiu82rp

imma do the things i wanna do

ID: hiuqwrh

I ain't got a thing to prove to you!

10 : Anonymous2021/10/31 21:02 ID: hit5olm

They say I need some rogaine to put in my hair

Work it out at the gym to fit my underwear

Oakley makes the shades to transform a tool

You'd hate for the kids to think that you've lost your cool

ID: hit87fm

I have to link it it now

Also a lovely glimpse into YouTube history

ID: hit698e

Imma do the things that I wanna do

I ain’t gotta thing to prove to you

I eat my candy with the pork and beans

11 : Anonymous2021/11/01 02:11 ID: hiu705u

I eat my candy with the pork and beans...

12 : Anonymous2021/11/01 00:54 ID: hity37n

I love video games that don't mind just being a video game. I've been playing resident evil 4 lately and it's so much fun. They never explain the merchant at all, Ashley never even acknowledges him, and he's one of my favorite parts of the game.

13 : Anonymous2021/11/01 02:54 ID: hiubukb

Insert weezer here

14 : Anonymous2021/11/01 02:42 ID: hiuai0h

Weezer withdrawal

15 : Anonymous2021/11/01 03:20 ID: hiuesii

Weezer plays Fallout

16 : Anonymous2021/10/31 23:27 ID: hitnuri

It's getting super annoying and becoming yet another thing that's making gaming not fun anymore. People be complaining about too many wacky weapons in a game like Destiny and they want more "grounded" weapons. MFer, it's a fucking Sci-Fi game, go play Battlefield if you want to feel like you're in the military.

ID: hitu7pr

I just want games to decide how important realism is and stick with it.

If Destiny started making you pack mags I'd be pissed.

If Tarkov added a laser gun I'd be pissed.

ID: hitthjl

Battlefield has waifu decals on guns and vehicles in a ww2 game. Not the best example.

ID: hitvk0v

stalker is kinda one of the only games that kinda benefits from "realistic gunplay"

17 : Anonymous2021/11/01 02:49 ID: hiubbmu

Weezer has ruined the words Pork n beans for my whole life

18 : Anonymous2021/11/01 02:57 ID: hiuc7qd
19 : Anonymous2021/11/01 00:43 ID: hitwr1s

Part of the problem with hoarding canned goods for some sort of apocalypse actually is exactly this. Refined sugar has some nasty withdrawal, and having cans of pork and beans (and other canned goods with refined sugar, like canned fruit in syrup) will degrade your energy levels and cognition when you go into withdrawal.

ID: hiu87u3

Thats why you use the fruit's syrup to make alcohol!

Its a different addiction so the perks wont stack, plus it gives you yeast to make bread. Yet another addicting substance.


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