Tried my best to save a fool

1 : Anonymous2021/11/01 06:58 ID: qk8gkx
Tried my best to save a fool
2 : Anonymous2021/11/01 07:25 ID: hiuyvi4

What is the number 1 rule of keeping NPCs in vehicles?...

Don’t stop moving.

ID: hivc6pw

Reminds me of Halo campaign. I'll drive the warthog, NPC shoots.

ID: hivkg5z

Stopping for 10 seconds to grab a rocket laucher only to find the NPC has already stolen your vehicle and drove it off a ledge

ID: hivlcj1

I almost always let them drive because they can't aim for shit. Granted it's almost as annoying because they can't drive for shit either.

ID: hivklje

I actually like the challenge of letting the NPC take the wheel while I man the gun.

ID: hiv7mxq

Don't stop believing
Hold on to that feeling

ID: hiv8ty7

Street light people…..ahAHAHHHHHH

ID: hiv9ihu

Yeah that's on OP tbh

ID: hivc897

The mission tells you to stop the truck so the person can get in YOUR vehicle.

ID: hivx396

Safe distance. Rule number 1 of saving suicidal people: get them out of harm’s reach. Including potential to do it themselves if their method requires external forces.

ID: hivchaw

Yeah but.. stop the truck after you're far enough away from everything dangerous

3 : Anonymous2021/11/01 07:17 ID: hiuydz0

Next time just come up behind him and push the car outta the way. Works every time, even with suicidal drivers lol

ID: hivbd3j

I can see the situation in the video 100% happening in real life

ID: hivbvwc

I have worked the last 20 years in the only level 1 trauma center in our state. It is mind boggling how many people get injured or killed because their vehicle, most recently an 18 wheeler, stalls right on the train track. Has to be the worst luck ever.

ID: hivl0s3

"I saved your life!"

"You ruined my death!!"

ID: hivcg9q

exactly. he complains a bit at first iirc but then apologizes after he realizes he just had his life spared AND his car was already broken down so that minor damage is nothing.

ID: hiv66ek

I sincerely appreciate you

ID: hivcxmo

Now I know how to avoid being saved

ID: hivfd8h

Trains in America are equivalent to Cheetahs in the wild. The slowly sneak up on you with a blaring horn and then BLAM they strike. Unavoidable. Thomas, the little engine that could, is a blood thirsty maniac.

ID: hivk58b

There is something about trains- everyone assumes that they will hear it coming up on them, but a lot of people get surprised.

4 : Anonymous2021/11/01 09:35 ID: hiv6wv5

Next time tow the train

ID: hivatnn

Omg. Your brain.

ID: hivb5co

Sometimes my genius….

It’s almost frightening

ID: hive5cz

“All you had to do was tow the damn train, CJ!”

ID: hivdm77

The train in gta will probably go through a black hole and come out on the other side if you put it in the tracks

5 : Anonymous2021/11/01 12:23 ID: hivk006

You didn't save my life! You ruined my death!

ID: hivvwlp

First guy here to quote it right lol

ID: hiwh5wm

"In a stunning turn of events, a superhero is being sued for saving someone who, apparently, didn’t want to be saved. The plaintiff, Oliver Sansweet, who was foiled in his attempted suicide by Mr. Incredible, has filed a suit against the famed superhero in Superior Court." ... "They are living among us. Average citizens, average heroes. Quietly and anonymously continuing to make the world a better place." [Cue hopeful Trumpet]

6 : Anonymous2021/11/01 10:04 ID: hiv8rh9

“All you had to do was not run in front of the train CJ.”

ID: hivbe4e

PTSD, fuck that fucking mission

ID: hivbsq4

I like many had trouble beating it. Hand controller to my seven year old nephew who beats its first try. He told me the mistake I was making was “not following the train”

ID: hivdain

I was playing RDR2 yesterday and started a mission where I was chasing a train because some people jumped on it. An NPC literally told me "just follow the train!". I was like FUCK NOT AGAIN

Thankfully it was nowhere near that bad. But PTSD hit hard.

7 : Anonymous2021/11/01 07:03 ID: hiuxhwx

No you know what fuck you I am getting hit by this train.

ID: hivccsw

“I will be the one who decides where I will die!”

ID: hivezl8

He sprayed his face with paint and shouted "WITNESS ME!" I don't know what that was about, but it was badass

ID: hivkbmc

You didn't save my life! You ruined my death!

ID: hivoaae

When I was younger I thought that scene was so unrealistic. The older I got the more realistic I realized it was.

8 : Anonymous2021/11/01 10:59 ID: hivcrhu

How do you get these missions?

ID: hivgsgx

Its a side mission for Franklin in the story. I can't remember the name of the npc who gives it but its the old female friend of Franklin's. Her boyfriend is a druggie who keeps missing work and she phones you throughout the game once you talk to her about helping out and doing his shift

ID: hivhjew

Her name is Tonya iirc

ID: hivgxrk

Do the Franklin stranger missions for Tonya. She's across the street from his first house.

9 : Anonymous2021/11/01 13:14 ID: hivpank

You should be able to appeal that "mission failed".

You didn't fail that mission. That mission failed you.

10 : Anonymous2021/11/01 09:21 ID: hiv5zi6

Note to self... Tow the NPC next time..

11 : Anonymous2021/11/01 07:36 ID: hiuzluz

Bro leave me alone i want to get hit by the train >:D

12 : Anonymous2021/11/01 10:35 ID: hivazsf

"You're not saving my life, you're ruining my death"

13 : Anonymous2021/11/01 10:59 ID: hivcscb

I remember seeing this clip years ago on some shitty red arcade compilation, surprised I remember it. (Probably pre-doomsday heist release, or around then.)

14 : Anonymous2021/11/01 11:49 ID: hivgx49

"Saved me? You ruined my death!!"

15 : Anonymous2021/11/01 09:54 ID: hiv834o
16 : Anonymous2021/11/01 10:02 ID: hiv8o5f

That was so funny but I'd just push the car

17 : Anonymous2021/11/01 13:56 ID: hivu7pr

Wow, I saw this one right after "a well deserved bonk"


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