- Ain't no party like a Mario Party.
It never recovered.ID: hjg16py
reminds me of his comic about Lord of the rings
"So they must toss ring in volcano"
"This will not take long"
Three, long, glorious movies.
Just don't make a scene or anything.ID: hjgg0k9AAAAAAEEEEEEHEHEEEEEHEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAID: hjgm7si
Was looking for this comment lolID: hjgqa6s
Same lol. I was so blessed to experience this in the actual episode and not a clip like this one. Had no idea what was coming and was giggling every time I thought about it for days after.ID: hjhdazl
And the associated Game Grumps Animated.ID: hjh4z84
My memory of this scene does not give it justice
My friend got the new Mario party that came out. They were taunting me about how they'd beat my ass in it and were bugging me to come over. We played and i get the first star. I'm basically in the lead and then the hoe ass steps on a fortune space or whatever and gives my star to the CPU in 4th place.
No matter how many minigames I won I never recovered.ID: hjgem2v
When I played, on the last turn, the guy in first place ended up landing on a space that randomly transfers stuff between players.
They traded stars and coins with the guy in last place. It was hilarious.ID: hjgjo62
Chance Time!ID: hjgk64e
I had that happen to me when I was in first place, except it was my husband who landed on the space and caused me to swap with our friend in last place.
He's lucky he's cute lolID: hjgv8wy
I was playing online yesterday where i was in first place the entire game and then the Mario got all 3 bonus stars and and beat me because he had more coins.
I felt insultedID: hjh5ysu
Chance Time. The great fucker-upper.
Clearly never played Mario Party with a 4 year old. You'd have thought I shot his cat in front of him.ID: hjfk24b
I always try to play as fair as possible. If I'm stealing a star, I will obviously target the person with the most stars.
But I'm also thinking of the endgame. Will that person win a bonus star in the end? I have to kill them NOW.ID: hjgjc3x
I have 2 Mario Party modes
In first place, I'm actively trying to win and make the more "fair" choices.
In last place, Chaos. Fuck everyone it's time for Chaos.ID: hjgjp1l
My friend came to visit me from Tennessee after 5 years out of my home state, and he brought his two kids over with him and his wife. We decided to have a game of Mario party 6 because that's what we used to do before he got married, but his kid wanted to play with us. I went easy on him for the most part until he challenged me to a duel mini game for a star... I warned him about t or 6 times before turning to his mom and giving her this look, and all she said was, "well, you did warn him"
You'd think I killed this kid's puppy but I wasn't about to let him steal my starID: hjfgdj7
Or 8 year old.ID: hjgbi3d
Or a 18 year old.ID: hjfgjnb
You're telling me it doesn't get any easier anytime soon!ID: hjg1dh2
Yeah, just played last night and one of the kids got screwed over by warping him away when he was 3 spots from his first star. I then proceeded to get my 3rd star.ID: hjg6shk
wait you dont shoot childrens pets in front of them?
I didn't steal your star to win I stole it because I wanted to teach that you should never have your hopes up
It's all Fun n Games until you bring out Monopoly. That shit is a real friend killer.ID: hjghf0z
At least losing in Mario Party, there's still fun to be had and you end up with some stars/coins potentially. Monopoly is specifically designed such that one person ends up with everything, and the losers lose everything. It's a slow painful death. Monopoly Deal, the card game, is like a 10-15 minute fun experience without as much pain, but OG Monopoly is the relationship destroyer.ID: hjghz80
Yeah, same with classic risk. Although all time favorite game to play while drunk with friends is the game of Life. The original though. The new one is too weird for me lol. When we play say I was a teacher and then took a secondary job. We would joke that I am Jon Smith( not real name) Kindergarten Cop. Really silly, but makes us laugh.ID: hjgyr6w
I swear that game caused my parents’ divorce
In college I played Mario Party against my gf one night. On my 2nd to last turn i got to Boo and stole her star knocking her from first to 3rd. After the end game stars I got first and she got last.
I did not have sex that night but she learned a valuable lesson. I do not fuck around with mario party. Also that was a long time ago and we are no longer together.
You guys have friends?ID: hjfo2st
Not anymore, but I've got LOTS of stars.ID: hjfqitn
Isn't there a subreddit for these comics? What is it? What was the original text here?
Thought I was onhe just released a video playing MP with viewers lolID: hjgmg1r
The fuck does Matto think he’s doing playing Mario Party with his luck?
I can speak from experience
No, no it will not. Not until I take 2 stars from you
Always settle disagreements in Mario Kart with Smash Bros. Works every time!
Because a Mario Party is mandatory!
It's not the stolen stars that get me angry. It's when I crush every mini game and have the most stars until they award bonus stars for bullshit like most candy eaten or biggest shit taken and then I drop from first to third after the game has already ended.
My favorite way to start Mario Party:
Me: Soooo you guys wanna party?
My buddy: Yeah, I guess we’ve been friends long enough to end that now
Meanwhile me with a one star lead spamming chomp calls:
Mario Party really does have a uniquely infuriating formula though.
If you’re in 1st place 3 rounds from the end, you’re about to get fucked. I swear that game is designed to wreck the first place player’s day exactly 3 rounds from the end. And it’s frustrating because it basically zeroes out any advantage you have in terms of skills and strategy, and objectively worse players end up winning because of the arbitrary star redistribution.
The dice rolls are absolutely not random chance. The game engineers it so that if you’re ahead close to the end, you get the worst rolls possible so that your stars get taken or redistributed. I played the game constantly when I was a kid and I never once had an instance where I was in the lead and didn’t get shafted at the end. Unless you’re at least 3 or 4 stars ahead, you won’t win.
I know the game is for little kids and designed so that the same kid doesn’t win every single game no matter how good he/she is, but as an adult it is actually very annoying lol
I like these aliens.
The Mario Party ain't over, oh no
All the Koopas in the house screamin' "Yolo!"
We saw, we came, we conquered the game
Take us out Bulbasaur with the solo
Wish I could enjoy these cartoons.ID: hjgmu94
It's one joke repeated hundreds of times.ID: hjgoaeb
By an anti-abortion dude.
Losing a star in Mario party is the same as getting hit by a blue shell in Mario kart
Ain't no party like a Dokapon party.
Mario Party is a battle that ends friendships. Dokapon is a war where every side is constantly committing atrocities leaving only burnt-out ruins and trauma. Great game!
This is the story of how I was six years old when I broke my leg. Running from my brother and his friends. I stole their stars on Mario party and they got mad.
Wrong, it’s: “You stole my star” followed by Sounds of pure hatred, rage and anger
I love playing Mario Party with my wife and her brother - we've been playing Mario Party 2 for like 10 - 15 years, and the brother gives out the same perfectly logical, unbiased advice every single time.
I pass by Boo - "Hey man just steal a star from the CPU, there's no need to steal from us, we can just all steal from the CPU."
Wife passes by Boo - "So you should steal from Strokeslahoma. Sure he's in 4th and I'm in 1st but Strokeslahoma is really close to the next star and if he gets it, he could move up to 3rd!"
Is there any point to playing the newer ones? I got Mario party 6!or something and it had things throughout the game where you just switch coins and stars with everyone…. there was no point in being happy about getting anything because you could lose it all randomly.
I make it clear from he start at any time i play Mario Party with people, that there's no holds barred.
I am still mad at my wife for stealing a star from me in Mario Party like 6 years ago. God I hate that game.
Is this the same panel twice? Talk about lazy.
Common tactic employed by artists. Lazy, maybe, but they're the professional.