Ain’t no party like a Mario Party.

1 : Anonymous2021/11/05 15:53 ID: qne2s9
Ain't no party like a Mario Party.
2 : Anonymous2021/11/05 16:09 ID: hjfiks2

It never recovered.

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reminds me of his comic about Lord of the rings

"So they must toss ring in volcano"

"This will not take long"

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Three, long, glorious movies.

3 : Anonymous2021/11/05 18:40 ID: hjg61qr

Just don't make a scene or anything.

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Was looking for this comment lol

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Same lol. I was so blessed to experience this in the actual episode and not a clip like this one. Had no idea what was coming and was giggling every time I thought about it for days after.

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And the associated Game Grumps Animated.

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My memory of this scene does not give it justice

4 : Anonymous2021/11/05 18:13 ID: hjg1v9f

My friend got the new Mario party that came out. They were taunting me about how they'd beat my ass in it and were bugging me to come over. We played and i get the first star. I'm basically in the lead and then the hoe ass steps on a fortune space or whatever and gives my star to the CPU in 4th place.

No matter how many minigames I won I never recovered.

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When I played, on the last turn, the guy in first place ended up landing on a space that randomly transfers stuff between players.

They traded stars and coins with the guy in last place. It was hilarious.

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Chance Time!

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I had that happen to me when I was in first place, except it was my husband who landed on the space and caused me to swap with our friend in last place.

He's lucky he's cute lol

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I was playing online yesterday where i was in first place the entire game and then the Mario got all 3 bonus stars and and beat me because he had more coins.

I felt insulted

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Chance Time. The great fucker-upper.

5 : Anonymous2021/11/05 15:54 ID: hjfg3vt

Clearly never played Mario Party with a 4 year old. You'd have thought I shot his cat in front of him.

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I always try to play as fair as possible. If I'm stealing a star, I will obviously target the person with the most stars.

But I'm also thinking of the endgame. Will that person win a bonus star in the end? I have to kill them NOW.

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I have 2 Mario Party modes

In first place, I'm actively trying to win and make the more "fair" choices.

In last place, Chaos. Fuck everyone it's time for Chaos.

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My friend came to visit me from Tennessee after 5 years out of my home state, and he brought his two kids over with him and his wife. We decided to have a game of Mario party 6 because that's what we used to do before he got married, but his kid wanted to play with us. I went easy on him for the most part until he challenged me to a duel mini game for a star... I warned him about t or 6 times before turning to his mom and giving her this look, and all she said was, "well, you did warn him"

You'd think I killed this kid's puppy but I wasn't about to let him steal my star

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Or 8 year old.

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Or a 18 year old.

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You're telling me it doesn't get any easier anytime soon!

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Yeah, just played last night and one of the kids got screwed over by warping him away when he was 3 spots from his first star. I then proceeded to get my 3rd star.

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wait you dont shoot childrens pets in front of them?

6 : Anonymous2021/11/05 19:23 ID: hjgd17s

I didn't steal your star to win I stole it because I wanted to teach that you should never have your hopes up

7 : Anonymous2021/11/05 19:36 ID: hjgeylw

It's all Fun n Games until you bring out Monopoly. That shit is a real friend killer.

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At least losing in Mario Party, there's still fun to be had and you end up with some stars/coins potentially. Monopoly is specifically designed such that one person ends up with everything, and the losers lose everything. It's a slow painful death. Monopoly Deal, the card game, is like a 10-15 minute fun experience without as much pain, but OG Monopoly is the relationship destroyer.

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Yeah, same with classic risk. Although all time favorite game to play while drunk with friends is the game of Life. The original though. The new one is too weird for me lol. When we play say I was a teacher and then took a secondary job. We would joke that I am Jon Smith( not real name) Kindergarten Cop. Really silly, but makes us laugh.

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I swear that game caused my parents’ divorce

8 : Anonymous2021/11/05 19:45 ID: hjggha7

In college I played Mario Party against my gf one night. On my 2nd to last turn i got to Boo and stole her star knocking her from first to 3rd. After the end game stars I got first and she got last.

I did not have sex that night but she learned a valuable lesson. I do not fuck around with mario party. Also that was a long time ago and we are no longer together.

9 : Anonymous2021/11/05 16:40 ID: hjfnfa4

You guys have friends?

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Not anymore, but I've got LOTS of stars.

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10 : Anonymous2021/11/05 20:50 ID: hjgqwld

Isn't there a subreddit for these comics? What is it? What was the original text here?

11 : Anonymous2021/11/05 19:13 ID: hjgbc9s

Thought I was on

he just released a video playing MP with viewers lol

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The fuck does Matto think he’s doing playing Mario Party with his luck?

12 : Anonymous2021/11/05 19:27 ID: hjgdjn8

I can speak from experience

No, no it will not. Not until I take 2 stars from you

13 : Anonymous2021/11/05 20:19 ID: hjgly8p

Always settle disagreements in Mario Kart with Smash Bros. Works every time!

14 : Anonymous2021/11/05 20:59 ID: hjgsa1n

Because a Mario Party is mandatory!

15 : Anonymous2021/11/05 21:00 ID: hjgsgps

It's not the stolen stars that get me angry. It's when I crush every mini game and have the most stars until they award bonus stars for bullshit like most candy eaten or biggest shit taken and then I drop from first to third after the game has already ended.

16 : Anonymous2021/11/05 21:19 ID: hjgvegi

My favorite way to start Mario Party:

Me: Soooo you guys wanna party?

My buddy: Yeah, I guess we’ve been friends long enough to end that now

17 : Anonymous2021/11/05 22:18 ID: hjh4go9

Meanwhile me with a one star lead spamming chomp calls:

18 : Anonymous2021/11/05 17:34 ID: hjfvq07

Mario Party really does have a uniquely infuriating formula though.

If you’re in 1st place 3 rounds from the end, you’re about to get fucked. I swear that game is designed to wreck the first place player’s day exactly 3 rounds from the end. And it’s frustrating because it basically zeroes out any advantage you have in terms of skills and strategy, and objectively worse players end up winning because of the arbitrary star redistribution.

The dice rolls are absolutely not random chance. The game engineers it so that if you’re ahead close to the end, you get the worst rolls possible so that your stars get taken or redistributed. I played the game constantly when I was a kid and I never once had an instance where I was in the lead and didn’t get shafted at the end. Unless you’re at least 3 or 4 stars ahead, you won’t win.

I know the game is for little kids and designed so that the same kid doesn’t win every single game no matter how good he/she is, but as an adult it is actually very annoying lol

19 : Anonymous2021/11/05 20:27 ID: hjgn62j

I like these aliens.

20 : Anonymous2021/11/05 16:26 ID: hjfl68e

The Mario Party ain't over, oh no

All the Koopas in the house screamin' "Yolo!"

We saw, we came, we conquered the game

Take us out Bulbasaur with the solo

21 : Anonymous2021/11/05 19:57 ID: hjgibwv

Wish I could enjoy these cartoons.

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It's one joke repeated hundreds of times.

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By an anti-abortion dude.

22 : Anonymous2021/11/05 19:36 ID: hjgeyta

Losing a star in Mario party is the same as getting hit by a blue shell in Mario kart

24 : Anonymous2021/11/05 20:13 ID: hjgkx9i

Ain't no party like a Dokapon party.

25 : Anonymous2021/11/05 21:13 ID: hjguiy5

Mario Party is a battle that ends friendships. Dokapon is a war where every side is constantly committing atrocities leaving only burnt-out ruins and trauma. Great game!

26 : Anonymous2021/11/05 20:18 ID: hjglq2e

This is the story of how I was six years old when I broke my leg. Running from my brother and his friends. I stole their stars on Mario party and they got mad.

27 : Anonymous2021/11/05 20:26 ID: hjgn07w

Wrong, it’s: “You stole my star” followed by Sounds of pure hatred, rage and anger

28 : Anonymous2021/11/05 20:50 ID: hjgqy5z

I love playing Mario Party with my wife and her brother - we've been playing Mario Party 2 for like 10 - 15 years, and the brother gives out the same perfectly logical, unbiased advice every single time.

I pass by Boo - "Hey man just steal a star from the CPU, there's no need to steal from us, we can just all steal from the CPU."

Wife passes by Boo - "So you should steal from Strokeslahoma. Sure he's in 4th and I'm in 1st but Strokeslahoma is really close to the next star and if he gets it, he could move up to 3rd!"

29 : Anonymous2021/11/05 21:39 ID: hjgylx0

Is there any point to playing the newer ones? I got Mario party 6!or something and it had things throughout the game where you just switch coins and stars with everyone…. there was no point in being happy about getting anything because you could lose it all randomly.

30 : Anonymous2021/11/05 22:56 ID: hjha3h3

I make it clear from he start at any time i play Mario Party with people, that there's no holds barred.

31 : Anonymous2021/11/05 23:00 ID: hjhaovc

I am still mad at my wife for stealing a star from me in Mario Party like 6 years ago. God I hate that game.

32 : Anonymous2021/11/05 21:01 ID: hjgsnes

Is this the same panel twice? Talk about lazy.

33 : Anonymous2021/11/05 22:35 ID: hjh6yyi

Common tactic employed by artists. Lazy, maybe, but they're the professional.


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