- Best druid
Please...carry on. We'll need official logs of this campaign.ID: hjh6mc1
I'm with you on this. This would be better than acquisitions incorporated.ID: hjh6xhw
I would sign up for a patreon news letter just for update logs on this cat.ID: hjhbwz8
Yeah... now I'm on board. I feel like the cat should have 9 inspirations/ luck per game.
Edit: Oh! And it can never be knocked prone because it always lands on its feet. Has a propensity for mischief and knocking strangers' drinks off of the bar in order to start a commotion from which they quietly disappear.ID: hjhbofg
I am totally against watching people play DnD on YouTube. But I'd watch the shit out of this campaign.
This is fucking awesome lol
I hope they kept handing him dice to swat.
Deception, not stealth.
Khajiit has wares if you have coin
Posts like this make me want to try dnd.ID: hjh8mkw
JUST DO IT!! - Shia LabeoufID: hjh9p7r
Do it, DnD is so much funID: hjheh0m
Rules aren't too complicated. If you have Advantage, you roll 2 twenty sided dice and choose the better result and Disadvantage is just the worse of the two dice. The math is super simple: twenty-sider plus modifier must be higher than the task's difficulty (example: 5 is a cake-walk, 10 is roughly average, and 30 is nigh-impossible), and the 11 or so classes allow for some interesting possiblities.
Paladin/ Barbarian is basically the Doom '16 Doom Slayer but with deity-powered magic, Monk/ any Arcane class partially turns you into a Dragonball Z character as you run at higher speeds and hurl a fireball into a horde of zombies, and Rogue mixes with nearly every damn class. And that's before the subclasses which change some of the features you get.
Ever wanted to hurl spells in plate armor1 while carrying a longsword? Eldritch Knight Fighter. Rogue that steals souls and uses them to improve skills? Yeah... creepy but it's there. Want to play a bard that mucks with people? Well that's just Bard before the sex, but the College of Whispers gives your weapons Psychic Damage (which is a rare damage type and not commonly resisted) and you fuck with their head through other abilities.
Plus there's lots of races to choose from and your DM (Dungeon Master, the person that runs the whole damn circus of Psychopaths at your table) can 'homebrew' content on their own for their game or with players. And it's completely okay. The DnD Beyond website has a homebrew section for custom... everything. Items, races, classes, subclasses, etc.ID: hjhhzxf
And then there are playable races like "kenku"ID: hjhfpxx
I’ve debated it for years and years. Finally decided to try it this past year and can confirm - great fun. Definitely give it a shot!ID: hjhd8at
Honestly had the opposite effect for me.ID: hjhhw99
For moments like this to happen, you need a really imaginative DM. Without a good DM, D&D is really boring.
"Doug, It's an Owlbear!!! What Should We Do?!"
"Now? We should attack now?"ID: hjhh1au
This this makes me feel emotions
Maybe he could be a cat burglar…..
<Cat leaves the table>
DM: "Ok, so the Druid has to go perform some druidic rituals, so we're splitting the party"
DM: "Right, and the Druid... is still performing his rites, which involves... licking his own ass. Ok."ID: hjhbnf6
Know how hard it is to manipulate things without a thumb? He's working with what he's got. That's dedication to a role.
This is why DnD is superior in EVERY way.
When opportunity presents itself....
Reminds me of the classic Sir Bearington greentext
Imagine ifbecame entirely about tabletop RPGs! I feel it'd be a materially better world for it.
Assuming cat is aligned chaotic neutral with some near backstory on its relationship with a demon lord.
Bard: He's a cat I tell you! A FURRY CAT!
Wizard: How dare you insult Fluffles, the greatest Druid of a generation!
♫You wear a disguise to look like druid guys, but you're not a druid you're a burmese cat♫
Time for Khajiit to learn Bluff and Disguise.
When humans play...like, really play and enjoy life...this stuff happens. I love it.