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+1 to egg gathering
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+10,000% damage to chickens... and dinosaurs
ID: hkztulcID: hkzxjurThen again, chicken farmers probably kill more chickens than anyone else.
ID: hl0hngzNow I want a sword that's description is
"Deals 10x damage to foes of chickens"
And absolutely no explanation, but in reality the chicken sees everyone as a foe, and so the sword deals 10x dmg to everything...
ID: hkzz2wvThis correct logic does not work in video games. The rusty chicken sword is made for slaughtering chickens.
ID: hl0fg9p+20% defense to all nearby allied chickens in a 60-ft radius
ID: hl0lc62Probably a stat buff when within a certain distance of chickens.
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I’d be willing to bet that rusty chicken sword was at least 10 levels higher than the rest of his gear
ID: hkzxpxfNew expansion pack problems.
ID: hl0lbm4That feeling when you upgrade from the legendary God's Toothpick to the uncommon Rock Tied to a Stick.
ID: hl0u3u1Starting a new game in New Vegas with all the dlc installed be like
ID: hl1mvr0WoW feels: I see you have that artifact weapon, yeah that one you spent all expansion farming artifact power for... How about this green? It's 10% better and you get it from taking the boat to the new zone.
ID: hl01guuI can go with the pretty all-matching gear that it took me weeks of griding and dungeons to acquire, or this hodge-podge of... miscellaneous stuff... all of which is higher in every single category bar none
Tough choice!
ID: hl02wvtGotta love it when games let you apply the look of an item to another one, so you can have your look without sacrificing stats or vice versa
ID: hl07z85Fashion Hunter for life..!
ID: hl01vxyStupid diablo 2 and their matched sets! I was trying for the Trang Aul set for a year before I gave up empty-handed.
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When the new expansion drops and trash quest rewards have 100x better stats the the previous BiS raid equipment
ID: hkzyak5Makes me glad ffxiv has some overlap. I remember going to outlands in WoW and my gear being outclassed my a mishmash of stupid looking greens. Level 70 end game stuff in ff outlevels quest/dungeon rewards until the late 70s.
ID: hl02ruxThe real question: How does the world keep getting more dangerous? There's a point where a single basic monster could wipe out the entire 'non-DLC' world where you have to start wondering what the fuck is even going on.
ID: hl0mnkjFor Shadowbringers, the best of the best gear was the same level as the drops from the second (level 73) leveling dungeon.
So if you didn't bother with quest/crafted gear, your first opportunity to get an upgrade was at level 75.
I think stormblood was the same. They are pretty consistent with stuff like this.
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The Salmonella and Campylobacter blade has a 15% chance to poison your target.
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Thanks for protecting my chickens. More comics here /
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Any gift an NPC gives me, especially in ACNH, I equip in front of them no matter what. As soon as they're gone or I walk off I go back to my regular gear.
I don't want them to think I'm ungrateful.
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Emotional cut scene where he gives you that sword
10 minutes pass
Finds a stick with +5 damage
Tosses cherished sword on the ground and runs off with random stick
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-100 to strength, agility, dexterity, perception, luck, intelligence and skill.
But me lovee dem omlettes!
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rusty chicken sword sold for 5 goldID: hl17imtsalvaged rusty chicken sword for 5 iron
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At least one time I would like to see an rpg were the rusty generational sword ends up being big time legit.
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Weight: 40lbs
YOU MAY NOT REMOVE THIS FROM YOUR INVENTORY
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When you start playing a new expansion and the quest items are better than your legendary raid gear
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I wish that games had options of letting NPCs keep their rewards. I feel bad when an NPC gives me a treasured possession and I know I’m never gonna use it because my stuff is better.
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I wish there was a way in games to let them keep their precious heirloom that’s gonna go in a box in my house forever.
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Get low on health, and you get an army of chickens brutally pecking the shit outnof your opponents.
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Don't be fooled that wasn't a act of kindness. That chicken sword probably does twice the damage of the previous sword that he spent hours upgrading.
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And there is no other piece of equipment or spells that have the egg gathering enhancement.
It also increases your chances of gathering a golden egg which is used in some recipes but most importantly to sell for big profit.
Ends up being the most profitable equipment you’ll need.
Now disenchant it and apply it to something else destroying the sword all together.
Mmwaahhhahahaa
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Ends up being a BIS item when farming due to eggs being OP crafting item in the game.
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Are you sure you want to salvage “Demon Slayer 4000”?
Confirm
Success! Received 60 upgrade shards!
Are you sure you want to level “Rusty Chicken Sword”?
Confirm
Congratulations the “Rusty Chicken Sword” upgraded to “Chicken Sword”!
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If this is anything like a new WoW expansion that rusty chicken sword might be a significant upgrade over that blazing longsword forged by the gods
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It has slightly better numbers
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Cooking perk of weapon.
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Finally a good sword in The Legend of Zelda. Miss me with that Master Sword when you’re trying to kill chickens.
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-4 to hit but every swing summons 1d6 chicken type creature
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That’s a unique enchantment, don’t sell
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Turns the corner and salvaged for mats
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Should have given the farmer his mega sword for this
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Never underestimate the power of sentimental steel, eventually there will be an adventurer in the family, in whose hands the sword would be stronger than most upper-mid-level gear.
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You know how your grandma makes you a sweater for Christmas that looks like a rainbow threw up on a bramble patch, and you wear it once or twice to not seem ungrateful and because you genuinely appreciate the effort before throwing it in the closet and forgetting about it for a decade?
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Link could use this one
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but if you upgrade it to it's max you can use it to summon a giant lvl 99 feral chicken once per day to fight for you.
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*rusty chicken sword sold
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Now kiss
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The reason I quit after Borderlands 2. The weapons you find literally in a dumpster are better than mission prize items.
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When Crach an Craig’s gives you Fate… but you actually keep it
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That's some Gurren Lagann helmet shit right there.
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Scraps for repair parts
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Rusty chicken sword salvaged.
Rusty chicken hilt discarded.
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I'm not crying, you're crying.
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A generation is a 20-30 year period. So that sword is 20,000-30,000 years old. Looks pretty good.
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drops item right at his feet
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Then you give them the honor of being executed by their own guest reward.
引用元:https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/qvyzsx/1_to_egg_gathering/
I’d imagine as a chicken farmer the sword would be made to protect chickens rather than kill them, so increased damage to enemies of chickens or enemies targeting chickens