+1 to egg gathering

1 : Anonymous2021/11/17 13:13 ID: qvyzsx
+1 to egg gathering
2 : Anonymous2021/11/17 14:24 ID: hkznras

+10,000% damage to chickens... and dinosaurs

ID: hkztulc

I’d imagine as a chicken farmer the sword would be made to protect chickens rather than kill them, so increased damage to enemies of chickens or enemies targeting chickens

ID: hkzxjur

Then again, chicken farmers probably kill more chickens than anyone else.

ID: hl0hngz

Now I want a sword that's description is

"Deals 10x damage to foes of chickens"

And absolutely no explanation, but in reality the chicken sees everyone as a foe, and so the sword deals 10x dmg to everything...

ID: hkzz2wv

This correct logic does not work in video games. The rusty chicken sword is made for slaughtering chickens.

ID: hl0fg9p

+20% defense to all nearby allied chickens in a 60-ft radius

ID: hl0lc62

Probably a stat buff when within a certain distance of chickens.

3 : Anonymous2021/11/17 13:33 ID: hkzheth

I’d be willing to bet that rusty chicken sword was at least 10 levels higher than the rest of his gear

ID: hkzxpxf

New expansion pack problems.

ID: hl0lbm4

That feeling when you upgrade from the legendary God's Toothpick to the uncommon Rock Tied to a Stick.

ID: hl0u3u1

Starting a new game in New Vegas with all the dlc installed be like

ID: hl1mvr0

WoW feels: I see you have that artifact weapon, yeah that one you spent all expansion farming artifact power for... How about this green? It's 10% better and you get it from taking the boat to the new zone.

ID: hl01guu

I can go with the pretty all-matching gear that it took me weeks of griding and dungeons to acquire, or this hodge-podge of... miscellaneous stuff... all of which is higher in every single category bar none

Tough choice!

ID: hl02wvt

Gotta love it when games let you apply the look of an item to another one, so you can have your look without sacrificing stats or vice versa

ID: hl07z85

Fashion Hunter for life..!

ID: hl01vxy

Stupid diablo 2 and their matched sets! I was trying for the Trang Aul set for a year before I gave up empty-handed.

4 : Anonymous2021/11/17 14:21 ID: hkznev8

When the new expansion drops and trash quest rewards have 100x better stats the the previous BiS raid equipment

ID: hkzyak5

Makes me glad ffxiv has some overlap. I remember going to outlands in WoW and my gear being outclassed my a mishmash of stupid looking greens. Level 70 end game stuff in ff outlevels quest/dungeon rewards until the late 70s.

ID: hl02rux

The real question: How does the world keep getting more dangerous? There's a point where a single basic monster could wipe out the entire 'non-DLC' world where you have to start wondering what the fuck is even going on.

ID: hl0mnkj

For Shadowbringers, the best of the best gear was the same level as the drops from the second (level 73) leveling dungeon.

So if you didn't bother with quest/crafted gear, your first opportunity to get an upgrade was at level 75.

I think stormblood was the same. They are pretty consistent with stuff like this.

5 : Anonymous2021/11/17 13:45 ID: hkziuop

The Salmonella and Campylobacter blade has a 15% chance to poison your target.

6 : Anonymous2021/11/17 14:12 ID: hkzm96x

Thanks for protecting my chickens. More comics here /

7 : Anonymous2021/11/17 16:16 ID: hl03pvj

Any gift an NPC gives me, especially in ACNH, I equip in front of them no matter what. As soon as they're gone or I walk off I go back to my regular gear.

I don't want them to think I'm ungrateful.

8 : Anonymous2021/11/17 15:52 ID: hl004bq

Emotional cut scene where he gives you that sword

10 minutes pass

Finds a stick with +5 damage

Tosses cherished sword on the ground and runs off with random stick

9 : Anonymous2021/11/17 15:01 ID: hkzss9p

-100 to strength, agility, dexterity, perception, luck, intelligence and skill.

But me lovee dem omlettes!

10 : Anonymous2021/11/17 16:05 ID: hl01zhb
rusty chicken sword sold for 5 gold
ID: hl17imt
salvaged rusty chicken sword for 5 iron
11 : Anonymous2021/11/17 19:18 ID: hl0vkgn

At least one time I would like to see an rpg were the rusty generational sword ends up being big time legit.

12 : Anonymous2021/11/17 19:12 ID: hl0uoec

Weight: 40lbs


13 : Anonymous2021/11/17 15:21 ID: hkzvmpl

When you start playing a new expansion and the quest items are better than your legendary raid gear

14 : Anonymous2021/11/17 21:10 ID: hl1cb2j

I wish that games had options of letting NPCs keep their rewards. I feel bad when an NPC gives me a treasured possession and I know I’m never gonna use it because my stuff is better.

15 : Anonymous2021/11/17 16:00 ID: hl01bme

I wish there was a way in games to let them keep their precious heirloom that’s gonna go in a box in my house forever.

16 : Anonymous2021/11/17 15:24 ID: hkzvy4s

Get low on health, and you get an army of chickens brutally pecking the shit outnof your opponents.

17 : Anonymous2021/11/17 17:13 ID: hl0cfam

Don't be fooled that wasn't a act of kindness. That chicken sword probably does twice the damage of the previous sword that he spent hours upgrading.

18 : Anonymous2021/11/17 17:16 ID: hl0cvt3

And there is no other piece of equipment or spells that have the egg gathering enhancement.

It also increases your chances of gathering a golden egg which is used in some recipes but most importantly to sell for big profit.

Ends up being the most profitable equipment you’ll need.

Now disenchant it and apply it to something else destroying the sword all together.


19 : Anonymous2021/11/17 18:14 ID: hl0lwwd

Ends up being a BIS item when farming due to eggs being OP crafting item in the game.

20 : Anonymous2021/11/17 20:32 ID: hl16qkw

Are you sure you want to salvage “Demon Slayer 4000”?


Success! Received 60 upgrade shards!

Are you sure you want to level “Rusty Chicken Sword”?


Congratulations the “Rusty Chicken Sword” upgraded to “Chicken Sword”!

21 : Anonymous2021/11/17 20:49 ID: hl199gb

If this is anything like a new WoW expansion that rusty chicken sword might be a significant upgrade over that blazing longsword forged by the gods

22 : Anonymous2021/11/17 15:13 ID: hkzufr6

It has slightly better numbers

23 : Anonymous2021/11/17 15:17 ID: hkzuzfm

Cooking perk of weapon.

24 : Anonymous2021/11/17 16:17 ID: hl03sg1

Finally a good sword in The Legend of Zelda. Miss me with that Master Sword when you’re trying to kill chickens.

25 : Anonymous2021/11/17 16:32 ID: hl06664

-4 to hit but every swing summons 1d6 chicken type creature

26 : Anonymous2021/11/17 18:25 ID: hl0nlq3

That’s a unique enchantment, don’t sell

27 : Anonymous2021/11/17 18:41 ID: hl0q0yn

Turns the corner and salvaged for mats

28 : Anonymous2021/11/17 18:59 ID: hl0sp6w

Should have given the farmer his mega sword for this

29 : Anonymous2021/11/17 19:00 ID: hl0sv1r

Never underestimate the power of sentimental steel, eventually there will be an adventurer in the family, in whose hands the sword would be stronger than most upper-mid-level gear.

30 : Anonymous2021/11/17 19:31 ID: hl0xl9f

You know how your grandma makes you a sweater for Christmas that looks like a rainbow threw up on a bramble patch, and you wear it once or twice to not seem ungrateful and because you genuinely appreciate the effort before throwing it in the closet and forgetting about it for a decade?

31 : Anonymous2021/11/17 20:54 ID: hl1a2uc

Link could use this one

32 : Anonymous2021/11/17 21:24 ID: hl1egc7

but if you upgrade it to it's max you can use it to summon a giant lvl 99 feral chicken once per day to fight for you.

34 : Anonymous2021/11/17 17:58 ID: hl0jcyh

*rusty chicken sword sold

35 : Anonymous2021/11/17 18:09 ID: hl0l2n9

Now kiss

36 : Anonymous2021/11/17 20:26 ID: hl15u6t

The reason I quit after Borderlands 2. The weapons you find literally in a dumpster are better than mission prize items.

37 : Anonymous2021/11/17 20:26 ID: hl15wxj

When Crach an Craig’s gives you Fate… but you actually keep it

38 : Anonymous2021/11/17 20:29 ID: hl169l4

That's some Gurren Lagann helmet shit right there.

39 : Anonymous2021/11/17 20:52 ID: hl19qs0

Scraps for repair parts

40 : Anonymous2021/11/17 21:21 ID: hl1dx7q

Rusty chicken sword salvaged.

Rusty chicken hilt discarded.

41 : Anonymous2021/11/17 21:34 ID: hl1fvfh

I'm not crying, you're crying.

42 : Anonymous2021/11/17 21:40 ID: hl1gowt

A generation is a 20-30 year period. So that sword is 20,000-30,000 years old. Looks pretty good.

43 : Anonymous2021/11/17 22:29 ID: hl1nuf0

drops item right at his feet

44 : Anonymous2021/11/17 23:36 ID: hl1x4y2

Then you give them the honor of being executed by their own guest reward.


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