At least he’s honest

1 : Anonymous2021/11/16 23:09 ID: qvktyb
At least he’s honest
2 : Anonymous2021/11/16 23:41 ID: hkx4izx

You guys are having sex?

ID: hkxmko5

I'm not sure, but i think on the picture you can't see any sex.

ID: hky7xci


ID: hkyrxi9

No but apparently my mother is with every 13 year old I play against in COD.

ID: hkz1ym0

I did once, got a kid out it and now my gaming time has greatly reduced, would not do sex again, too risky

ID: hkysye8

Why would I, I need to level up

ID: hl0tbq4

Ah yes the sex. I know of the sex. Cause i have alot of the sex. Im very good at the sex.

3 : Anonymous2021/11/16 23:47 ID: hkx5e28

The dude on the right tho. Just happy to be apart of the interview lol

ID: hkxgbxc

He’s the Samwise Gamgee to this man’s Frodo.

ID: hkxq77r

Smoking that pipe weed

ID: hkxv083

Looks like Alan Tudyk's brother.

ID: hkyqcoa

I was thinking that guy from Digg Nation.

ID: hky6ep5

Man's zoned out completely lmao

ID: hkyt3fc

a part

Apart means away from

ID: hkyzdhb

If you hadn't said it, I would've.

ID: hky7asy

Just happy to be apart from the interview

ID: hky60uj

I want to see what he’s seeing….he looks so content with it.

4 : Anonymous2021/11/17 01:53 ID: hkxmmhg

Let me give you some advice, bastard. Never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armour and it can never be used to hurt you.

-Tyrion, Game of Thrones

ID: hkyueos

God I fucking loved tyrion.

ID: hkznzzf

He was so smart and eloquent in the early season.

Too bad it degenerated into "vArYs No CoCk" towards the end.

5 : Anonymous2021/11/16 23:12 ID: hkx0hxi

Lol, I'm chuckling harder than what's reasonable

ID: hkyhhnx

me too

6 : Anonymous2021/11/17 05:40 ID: hkye91j

Hey Aaron

7 : Anonymous2021/11/17 05:50 ID: hkyf6wx

Does that mean after a year then I would start getting sex? Because...Fuck yeah, I'm in!

8 : Anonymous2021/11/17 00:08 ID: hkx88ht

in the words of bill burr "rub one out, it's a champagne of victory"

ID: hkynlu4

That's for the people whose girls are punishing them with no-sex. Not having sex at all is not exactly a victory.

ID: hkywx3k

Well, if you don’t have a girlfriend, you don’t have to worry about anyone ‘punishing’ you for winning an argument (I.e. being right). I’d call that a victory of sorts, or at least a silver lining.

No sex, no shit-tests. It evens out.

9 : Anonymous2021/11/17 04:26 ID: hky6g21

I already went 25 years without it.

ID: hkynbym

Pfft, amateur

10 : Anonymous2021/11/16 23:18 ID: hkx1e16

A year without sex really isn't that big of a deal, I don't think any sane person would pick sex over their primary means of entertaining themselves.

ID: hkx2owh

Want a real challenge? A year without nutting.

ID: hkxuaqj

Chill out, Satan

ID: hkx3t5r

That’s actually unhealthy! Lol.

ID: hkyniou

Not actually possible. Even if it's not done intentionally, nocturnal emissions will still happen. There must be a routine purge, one way or another.

ID: hkytwxd

I went 7 years without sex and it was only difficult for the first 2 months after my girlfriend broke up with me. The whole "you haven't had sex in how long?" is just propaganda spread by the media.

ID: hkxuln8

That’s how I spent the first 4 years of my life

ID: hky3x6z


ID: hky3ym0

Must have been a very interesting year 5...

ID: hkyr5ka

What if that is your primary way of entertaining yourself...

11 : Anonymous2021/11/17 06:31 ID: hkyiz21

Look at this guys right Arm compared to his left arm

ID: hkywgyy

And the other guy's left arm is absolutely massive. Could it be the lens?

12 : Anonymous2021/11/17 00:07 ID: hkx82od

Am I missing the joke? What's sex?

ID: hkxii1s

I think they meant CEX. A shop that sells games in the UK. Other than that I'm not sure.

ID: hkxioe8

it's when you cry yourself to sleep every night because you'll never get to hold hands with your anime waifu

13 : Anonymous2021/11/17 03:41 ID: hky0yf6

If there's a hand there's a way

14 : Anonymous2021/11/17 05:42 ID: hkyeeiq

Even if I had sex every day, what would I do with the other 23h 59min and 30secs? Seems an easy choice.

15 : Anonymous2021/11/17 04:48 ID: hky8vbs

Id choose gaming with this champ anyday

16 : Anonymous2021/11/17 07:35 ID: hkyo8lt

Asexual goals

17 : Anonymous2021/11/17 08:52 ID: hkytvnt

Look at his left/right arm

18 : Anonymous2021/11/17 09:28 ID: hkywgj3

120 stars on Mario 64. 0 matches on tinder. Priorities.


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