A rare opportunity. Kids in bed. Mrs is out. Pizza and Halo.

1 : Anonymous2021/11/16 20:41 ID: qvhkdr
A rare opportunity. Kids in bed. Mrs is out. Pizza and Halo.
2 : Anonymous2021/11/16 21:01 ID: hkwh6qc

Ahhhh. I remember those days. When the kids were young. So busy and game time was precious. The boys are on their own now and I game whenever I please. Oh….. Yeah. Enjoy man

ID: hkx33mt

I’v been thinking about becoming a father at some point in the next couple years. This comment gives me hope.

ID: hkxcbnz

My biggest problem now is trying to choose from all of the amazing games lol!

ID: hkzubz3

I know you’ve probably heard it a thousand times, but when it’s your kid, just spending time with them makes mundane activities rewarding. Yes, you will replace gaming time with Sesame Street, but it’s worth it in a way that’s hard to describe.

I think it also really forces you to mature as a person, which can benefit other aspects of your life.

3 : Anonymous2021/11/16 20:44 ID: hkwek5h

My last one was with RDR2…..ahhhh the stressful demands of this world

4 : Anonymous2021/11/16 21:00 ID: hkwh35g

Kids sleeping soundly


wait, I thought mom was out tonight…

ID: hkxmize

Who knew that having the house to yourself as an adult with kids would be more exciting than being home alone as a kid?

ID: hkyof9g

Not me, and i never will know either

ID: hkx6fd2

She is, that’s the audio from the mailman’s house

ID: hkyfc72

Postmaster Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing on that hip?

Sir. Finishing this wife.

ID: hkxlztx


5 : Anonymous2021/11/16 20:42 ID: hkwebc0

Finish the mission

ID: hkwj96w

Totally. He’s only even eaten 1/2 a slice.

ID: hkx8h11

That scholastic book fair at the end of the elementary school year sized slice, at that.

ID: hkwt3yn

Perfect size for quick bites while playing

ID: hkwvyzm

Sit closer.

6 : Anonymous2021/11/16 21:02 ID: hkwhe3h

I had holiday that I was told I had to take this year and couldn't roll over. I'll be on annual leave for a full week before the kids and my wife break up for Christmas.

Obviously I'm not going to spend the whole time eating pizza and playing video games, but I intend to treat myself to a day of it.

ID: hkx2pqp

Eh fuck it. Make it two days.

ID: hkxa2fg

I'm not going to spend the whole time eating pizza and playing video games

cough... yeah who would do that. not me

ID: hkwhklk

Do it. You earned it mate.

ID: hkxmvrj

So last year since we couldn't take the usual vacations, I said "fuck it" and took a week off to play videogames. I bought a PS4, Spiderman, and God of War. I ordered from the deli down the street every day.

I highly recommend it.

7 : Anonymous2021/11/16 20:56 ID: hkwgge1

My wife is going away for a couple days this week so I’ll be doing similar things once the kids are out the way, I mean in bed.

8 : Anonymous2021/11/16 20:51 ID: hkwfmn8

Don't know how old your kids are..

If my dad ordered pizza after I went to bed I would feel betrayal.

Hide the evidence, or prepare a consolation. Leftover pizza should suffice.

ID: hkwgyop

I’m gonna burn it and bury the ashes.

ID: hkyzm8d

You're talking about the pizza box, right?

ID: hkwj27a

My wife went out last night, and I didn't eat the dinner I made for the kids. I almost grabbed something indulgent, but somehow it felt wrong.

ID: hkyr7f1

I'm 31 years old and if my dad ordered pizza after I went to sleep I would feel betrayed...and we don't even live in the same house.

9 : Anonymous2021/11/16 21:12 ID: hkwix10

It's the small moments, buddy

10 : Anonymous2021/11/16 21:21 ID: hkwk9kf

This is like a dream for me. I love my wife and son, but I haven't played a game in many months.

ID: hkww4fz

Damn bro. Hope you get some time soon. Keep up the grind its worth it.

ID: hkxmyxe

Talk to your wife. No reason you shouldn't get a little time. You deserve it. Though I admit it's hard those early days.

11 : Anonymous2021/11/16 20:45 ID: hkwene0

Cherish these moments.

As a fellow dad, these are the best times.

ID: hkwhcmz

Three kids, work shifts. I average a couple of hours a week. Devastating.

ID: hkwjfgh

This is why I only have 1 kid. You played yourself.

ID: hkwmqda

Damn, kids. Love em but they mess shit up. Should be illegal!

ID: hky9rj6

seems unfortunate to consider the moments without your wife and kids near to be the best times of your life

ID: hkz3ze3

I agree that calling them the “best” is hopefully a bit of exaggeration, but when you have kids you sacrifice a lot for them. Hobbies and free time usually take a backseat. It makes the rare occasions when I can just be selfishly indulgent through junk food and video games feel very special, so I get it

ID: hkyeoum

In my experience the times without the wife and kid aren’t the “best,” but it sure is refreshing to be alone for a little while.

12 : Anonymous2021/11/16 21:30 ID: hkwllpo

Your rare opportunity is my normal. Having a mrs over, or playing with my nephew is the rare opportunity.

13 : Anonymous2021/11/16 21:31 ID: hkwlu2e

how did you hide a whole pizza from the kids? Decoy pie?

ID: hkwrssl

I asked the guy to bring it round the side.

14 : Anonymous2021/11/16 23:12 ID: hkx0k1s

U can do this while the wifes home as well btw

15 : Anonymous2021/11/16 20:43 ID: hkweg0o


16 : Anonymous2021/11/16 20:48 ID: hkwf895

Go find blue team and warn them!

17 : Anonymous2021/11/16 23:02 ID: hkwz53n

Who cuts pizza into 12 slices?? Reporting this to the pizzialice, or some joke that makes more sense here

18 : Anonymous2021/11/16 20:56 ID: hkwggdz

Woah woah woah. The picture of heaven atheists don’t want you to know about 0_o

19 : Anonymous2021/11/16 20:58 ID: hkwgo8c


20 : Anonymous2021/11/16 21:34 ID: hkwm61i

HALO, sir! Did you say pizza?!!

21 : Anonymous2021/11/17 06:35 ID: hkyjb6w

Adult you is going to be annoyed you got the controller greasy.

22 : Anonymous2021/11/16 21:44 ID: hkwnomw

Your wife's bf really spoils you eh


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