If chess was invented today

1 : Anonymous2021/12/01 21:44 ID: r6q2td
If chess was invented today
2 : Anonymous2021/12/01 21:56 ID: hmuo06q

“Pay $2.50 to outfit your knight with horse armor”

ID: hmuou0n

“Another $5.99 for plain matte green or don’t want to think too much? Pay $9.99 for an extra turn!”

ID: hmuwz60

Alrund's Epiphany is the best replacement for a pawn

ID: hmuplwg

$2,50? More like $19,99 lol

ID: hmusbft

I’m referencing Oblivion’s $2.50 horse armor DLC 😛

3 : Anonymous2021/12/01 21:47 ID: hmumn5q

If chess was invented today, the second Knight, Bishop and Rook would be locked behind a $10 DLC

4 : Anonymous2021/12/01 21:49 ID: hmumwat

If Chess was invented today it’d basically be checkers with loot boxes and an offensive screaming opponent who quits as soon as they start to lose.

ID: hmuqs1v

trust me, that last part was possible 30 years ago too

5 : Anonymous2021/12/01 21:59 ID: hmuofnu

dead game, no patch in 1500 yrs

ID: hmuzcdm

En passant is dumbing the game down. Game was so much better back then.

Chess classic when?

6 : Anonymous2021/12/01 21:48 ID: hmumr4r

The Queen used to be pants and was buffed on the say so of Queen Isabella of Spain.

7 : Anonymous2021/12/01 22:01 ID: hmuovd2

Honestly this has been reposted to death but I am a sucker for chess(my rating is 2000) so I'll upvote

8 : Anonymous2021/12/01 22:00 ID: hmuol93

General Reposti!

ID: hmv2r4k

Thank you! I made the meme lol

9 : Anonymous2021/12/01 22:07 ID: hmupoyk

Queen: "NERF THIS"

10 : Anonymous2021/12/01 22:22 ID: hmurych

I know this is a meme, but honestly got me thinking about how hard it will be for games or content in general to become these massive cultural touchstones like chess years from now. And how people like this meme shows, would want to change it instead of learning new strategies to take on the challenge.

(I know chess has changed a lot since it was invented, and that games today are much more complicated and thus require extensive tweaking, but I think the point still applies).

11 : Anonymous2021/12/01 23:01 ID: hmuxrvv

Chess is a board game so it’d come with crappy cardboard tokens or decent minis for an extra $50.

12 : Anonymous2021/12/01 22:02 ID: hmuox7v

“Does anyone know a way to avoid the GRIND and level up my King quicker? Also a fast way to make more pawns, like a glitch or exploit? This shit is taking FOREVER!”

13 : Anonymous2021/12/01 21:46 ID: hmuminq

Actually they would only sell you 1/2 of the board. 1/4 of it would be broken, and we would be waiting for someone to come and fix it, while the other 1/4 was held back to resell to us as cosmetics or dlc.

ID: hmuw489

Every now and then one of the pieces will fall through the board and disappear. Only to reappear out of the ceiling and crash land back on the board.

14 : Anonymous2021/12/01 22:02 ID: hmuoxh8

Queen is blocked what to do

ID: hmuqywf

Goes on

- hey I’m a noob at this game, I think I’ve got a glitch. Can’t move my Queen. Should I reset or what? Also the horse thing won’t go in a straight line! Man I can’t believe they released with so many BUGS!

ID: hmur85s

The L is missing

15 : Anonymous2021/12/01 22:41 ID: hmuus7g

Crap, I'm on a Chinese server again! The board is filled with red shirt no pants pawns and they are all moving in impossible directions.

16 : Anonymous2021/12/01 22:11 ID: hmuqamq

If chess was invented today, the queen would still only be able to move 1 space diagonal.

17 : Anonymous2021/12/01 22:11 ID: hmuqc87

I just preordered it for $59.99

18 : Anonymous2021/12/01 22:12 ID: hmuqihe

I'm all about the Knight meta.

19 : Anonymous2021/12/01 22:14 ID: hmuqu2f

You know what!! You're not wrong.

20 : Anonymous2021/12/01 23:01 ID: hmuxsni

Pay $5 to unlock extra tiles

21 : Anonymous2021/12/01 23:34 ID: hmv22n1

Fucking repost. 5th time in 2 weeks.

22 : Anonymous2021/12/01 23:41 ID: hmv2xzx

Im pretty sure the game we play today wasn't the first version.

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