Tea bagging intensifies

1 : Anonymous2021/12/17 18:35 ID: rinspu
Tea bagging intensifies
2 : Anonymous2021/12/17 19:58 ID: hoykwkx

I tried vrchat once, i joined a random room and some guy in a furry suit somehow latched onto my face and started crotch thrusting. It was like my face was a chair

ID: hoyp06f

I once got involved in a whole VR Chat orgie and received a full body tracking lap dance. Good times

ID: hoyx8nt

What a fucking time to be alive

ID: hoyzdqb

Uhh where did this happen? So I know how to get... away.. from there

ID: hoz5ms5

That’s disgusting! What’s this thing called again? Is it free?

ID: hoz8g8f

Striking Vipers?

ID: hoyzroi

latched onto my face and started crotch thrusting. It was like my face was a chair

Have i been using chairs wrong this whole time?

ID: hoz2fhn

You didn't lose your virginity to a chair? Look at this Chad over here

ID: hoz0f19

Ah yes... VR chat. Go in drunk. Have a good time. Wonder what the fuck you got into in the morning when you inevitably pass out next to a Fucking Pikachu with a crotch carl gustav

ID: hoz6v9r

I tried vrchat once and walked into a room where a banana man was just slapping the shit out of an anime girl's boobs while a giant Lego Yoda and some kind of squirrel guy (I think) watched

ID: hoz9ug8

The first thing I heard when starting the game was


ID: hoz2m9d

My first vrchat experience was amazing. There were a bunch of hotdogs bullying people. I got hotdogged at first but joined in. Lost them on the way to the nightclub though

ID: hoz0xp7

That’s VR Chat for you

ID: hoz5p15

i can hear pyro tf2 screaming

3 : Anonymous2021/12/17 18:58 ID: hoybqiz

The best solution to this type of stuff is usually to have a "personal space" radius within your characters avatar. This really only works for social hub games though

ID: hoylwtk

And apparently from what i've read, that mataverse thing does have this option already. she just had it turned off...

ID: hoysc8u

Is like the guy who complains about porn on reddit after personally turning off the nsfw blocking settings

4 : Anonymous2021/12/17 20:17 ID: hoynoof

I'm going to preface this by saying I have not read any of those articles beyond the headline, but based on those headlines, isn't what's being described sexual harrassment, not sexual assault? Sexual assault is physical by legal definition, right? So unless the definitions change with the advent/rise of the metaverse, instances like these and others would have to be classified as sexual harassment imo.

ID: hoyvsfq

My god if sexual assault changes the definition to be anything online as well, we'll all be charged for things like t-bagging.

ID: hoyyptd

Yes officer this man righr here he did " DIP DIP POTATO CHIP"on my face arrest him

ID: hoywovv

Shit man. I used to be a serial rapist.

ID: hoz2r69

But sexual assault sounds more extreme than harassment. They want clicks. They want outrage. They pretend that they are helping somehow.

ID: hoz9jtr

It's virtual assault, in the same way I rack about 15-20 virtual murders in the average Halo match.

5 : Anonymous2021/12/17 20:59 ID: hoyu1jl

VR chat: first time?

ID: hozb5vg

Just like the simulations

6 : Anonymous2021/12/17 21:59 ID: hoz2vgh

Seems like we got a good mixture of people who are either completely up their own ass living in a fantasy and degenerates.

7 : Anonymous2021/12/17 20:32 ID: hoyq0pa

One time, I was even verbally assaulted on the internet.

ID: hoyy213

You should file a report with the FBI

ID: hoz7o73

Nah this is an avengers level threat.

ID: hoz8t1z

This is what happens when the "Some of ya'll wouldn't survive a COD MW2 lobby and it shows" meme becomes reality

8 : Anonymous2021/12/17 21:08 ID: hoyvdq9

"user reveals..."

As if this is uncharted territory that nobody but that user has ever experienced.

ID: hoz8136

Yeah, but now it's boomers finding out.

9 : Anonymous2021/12/17 18:37 ID: hoy8iej

Best is when my brother blows the head off a guy teabagging my dead body.

There is no greater joy.

ID: hoyuqp8

It's not gay, if It's in a three way.

ID: hoz99qj

I wish I could get blown by a dude while teabagging another dude

10 : Anonymous2021/12/17 19:18 ID: hoyew3f

Weird crackhead boomer articles by people and for people who have never ever tried anything even close to something like VR Chat and now extrapolate every single action taken in real life to their online interactions.

11 : Anonymous2021/12/17 20:04 ID: hoylr59

you never hear VRCHAT players complaining about this shit

ID: hoyquxo

Because this is why they’re on VRCHAT

ID: hoz2pc1

I'm new to the whole VR thing, but my first instinct is to ask for shit. I saw a guy that was walking around as Scooby and I asked if I could scratch his ears. I assumed that was common sense.

ID: hoz5jzv

That's certainly a decent thing to do.

A lot of people do play these games because of the bizarre bullshit and lack of boundaries, and thus don't mind when they get no boundaries either. Of course it's also perfectly understandable that other people want to get a VR social experience or whatever without getting virtually groped.

Honestly, this is one of those things that does not need to be, and hopefully never becomes a real controversy. It's very easy for the devs to either announce what rules are and are not enforced so that everyone knows what they're getting into, or better yet to just cater to both crowds with separate servers.

12 : Anonymous2021/12/17 20:38 ID: hoyqtwc

Dip dip, potato chip

ID: hoys8zr

He's on our team!

ID: hoyw4ww


ID: hoz9lhk

Yeah, I saw it! It’s called counter knifing, you pressed the X button!!!!

13 : Anonymous2021/12/17 21:27 ID: hoyy5qv

I mean if people start shitting on meta I'm not exactly gonna be mad lol

14 : Anonymous2021/12/17 18:52 ID: hoyarr9

How the fuck can you be sexually assaulted online??

ID: hoyf36n

You can absolutely be sexually harassed online but the articles claiming people are actually getting groped or assaulted are overstating the harm being done and turning what would otherwise be a reasonable issue into a joke.

15 : Anonymous2021/12/17 20:47 ID: hoys5cb

Clearly these folks have never played any online game ever as a woman on chat - or with a female avatar. This is nothing new, just exhausting.

ID: hoz4uw2

This is why I never use a female avatar or participate in the in game voice chats. I just wanna play the game, not be hit on or bullied.

16 : Anonymous2021/12/17 22:26 ID: hoz6ojq

"Groped in the metaverse" sounds like a fucking movie


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