- Who is ready to get beaten by a rat in a game?
I look forward to a rat trying to get Twitch support from the bots.ID: hoz2cpf
And the rats getting their twitch channel banned because they aren't wearing any clothes over their fur.ID: hozabsw
Just stick an inflatable hot tub in the background and we'll be ok.ID: hozg0ui
Just make sure nobody offers the rat a cracker, twitch is really sensitive about that word.ID: hozds0e
peta will say it's animal abuse somehow when humans live just as confined lives 🙂ID: hoyyo8w
Thank you for the dono
Train them to play Cuphead, then tag IGN in the footage.ID: hoykf7f
I would do that lolID: hoz6jo8
If I had a free award to give you, I would. Instead, take my upvote and soul.ID: hoz7my3
I had a free award I wasn't using, so I gave it to them for you
"I copulated with your mom last night n00b and she produced a fine healthy litter!"ID: hoytk9k
Getting owned by a rat...humanity has really fallen.
So the actual video and information is super underwhelming. He didn't train them to play Doom so much as run straight forward on a large rotating ball. It is honestly debatable if they even make the video game to running on ball connection. All they know is that if they run straight forward while in their harness they get sugar water. They don't turn corners, when they come across an enemy they will stop when they hit it and still run straight forward, and still get the sugar water reward. The game appears to have some sort of auto shoot mechanic as well as invincibility set so their is no "punishment" or even lack of reward for doing the wrong thing. As long as they run straight forward while in their setup, they get the reward.ID: hoz479u
Yep, he seemed to not care one bit about what's on the screenID: hozafm9
It is honestly debatable if they even make the video game to running on ball connection
I would love to hear the "they do make the connection" side of this debate lol.ID: hoz77s9
I'm not convinced the rat had any clue about the screen in front of it at all.
Thanks, what the fuck is it with posting screenshots on an article and never linking it.ID: hoz0f8y
Well that is a super underwhelming video.
Probably this rat could play Doom better than some game journalists...ID: hoyiu5y
Haha the meme!ID: hoyn4v6
Never forget that one game journalist that couldn't pass the Cuphead tutorial ...ID: hoz0ujm
Who was the journalist?ID: hoz8dr8
Please use the world "journalist" in quotation marks.ID: hoybh8q
Burn! But accurate.ID: hoz1d5v
It took IGN reviewer 75 hours to complete Path of Exile's ten acts. It takes ~5 hours for speedrunner and 8-12 hours for your everyday poe player. To be fair, I think it took ~40 hours for Preach to complete acts. It was a blind playthrough, no googling, no tips from chat.ID: hozdlzl
Never consider a speedrunner time to complete a game as any type of basis of how long the game is. They're just not playing the same game.
I bet the rat wouldn’t spawn-camp.
Takes up a whole new meaning to “ratting” in battle Royale games
I'm reminded of Pirates of the Caribbean:
“He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured how.”
Train this rat for Tarkov so it can exist in it's natural environment.ID: hoytwk7
for the uninitiatedID: hoyu1fi
The lord of rat life.
Twitch watched a goldfish play Pokemon. Don't see why this wouldn't do just as well.
yeaaaaah baby that's what I've been waiting for that's what it's all about
Teach it to play vermintideID: hoz4srz
Scrolled for too long to find this, the only skavenpost to be seen.
WWII military strategists would like to know your location.
Soon enough his rats will be playing call of duty and saying they fucked my mom
Can't wait to have my corpse teabagged by a rat.
His parents wanted him to have a steady job in a lab running mazes, a reliable stable income of pellets, they don't understand the eSports economy.
He’s the giant rat who makes all of da rules
Next comes rat rage. "How's my tiny fur covered peen taste Newb!"
Dresses the rat provocatively to get extra follows
Don't worry , you just have to call Robotman. Squeak Squeak motherf***** !
If I get beaten in a PVP match by a fucking rat.........im calling shredder on him and those damn turtles.
Holy shit a teemo player irl
Wait, Marchand plays Doom II?