Who is ready to get beaten by a rat in a game?

1 : Anonymous2021/12/17 18:14 ID: rincl5
Who is ready to get beaten by a rat in a game?
2 : Anonymous2021/12/17 18:14 ID: hoy4z2u

I look forward to a rat trying to get Twitch support from the bots.

ID: hoz2cpf

And the rats getting their twitch channel banned because they aren't wearing any clothes over their fur.

ID: hozabsw

Just stick an inflatable hot tub in the background and we'll be ok.

ID: hozg0ui

Just make sure nobody offers the rat a cracker, twitch is really sensitive about that word.

ID: hozds0e

peta will say it's animal abuse somehow when humans live just as confined lives 🙂

ID: hoyyo8w

Thank you for the dono

3 : Anonymous2021/12/17 19:51 ID: hoyjvtu

Train them to play Cuphead, then tag IGN in the footage.

ID: hoykf7f

I would do that lol

ID: hoz6jo8

If I had a free award to give you, I would. Instead, take my upvote and soul.

ID: hoz7my3

I had a free award I wasn't using, so I gave it to them for you

4 : Anonymous2021/12/17 18:19 ID: hoy5qqw

"I copulated with your mom last night n00b and she produced a fine healthy litter!"

ID: hoytk9k


ID: hoyw0mw

Getting owned by a rat...humanity has really fallen.

5 : Anonymous2021/12/17 21:42 ID: hoz0ath

So the actual video and information is super underwhelming. He didn't train them to play Doom so much as run straight forward on a large rotating ball. It is honestly debatable if they even make the video game to running on ball connection. All they know is that if they run straight forward while in their harness they get sugar water. They don't turn corners, when they come across an enemy they will stop when they hit it and still run straight forward, and still get the sugar water reward. The game appears to have some sort of auto shoot mechanic as well as invincibility set so their is no "punishment" or even lack of reward for doing the wrong thing. As long as they run straight forward while in their setup, they get the reward.

ID: hoz479u

Yep, he seemed to not care one bit about what's on the screen

ID: hozafm9

It is honestly debatable if they even make the video game to running on ball connection

I would love to hear the "they do make the connection" side of this debate lol.

ID: hoz77s9

I'm not convinced the rat had any clue about the screen in front of it at all.

6 : Anonymous2021/12/17 19:00 ID: hoybyup
ID: hoz065z

Thanks, what the fuck is it with posting screenshots on an article and never linking it.

ID: hoz0f8y

Well that is a super underwhelming video.

7 : Anonymous2021/12/17 18:48 ID: hoya4fz

Probably this rat could play Doom better than some game journalists...

ID: hoyiu5y

Haha the meme!

ID: hoyn4v6

Never forget that one game journalist that couldn't pass the Cuphead tutorial ...

ID: hoz0ujm


ID: hozbhed

Who was the journalist?

ID: hoz8dr8

Please use the world "journalist" in quotation marks.

ID: hoybh8q

Burn! But accurate.

ID: hoz1d5v

It took IGN reviewer 75 hours to complete Path of Exile's ten acts. It takes ~5 hours for speedrunner and 8-12 hours for your everyday poe player. To be fair, I think it took ~40 hours for Preach to complete acts. It was a blind playthrough, no googling, no tips from chat.

ID: hozdlzl

Never consider a speedrunner time to complete a game as any type of basis of how long the game is. They're just not playing the same game.

8 : Anonymous2021/12/17 18:15 ID: hoy53sk

I bet the rat wouldn’t spawn-camp.

9 : Anonymous2021/12/17 18:19 ID: hoy5mj7

Takes up a whole new meaning to “ratting” in battle Royale games

10 : Anonymous2021/12/17 20:30 ID: hoypone

I'm reminded of Pirates of the Caribbean:

“He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured how.”

11 : Anonymous2021/12/17 18:47 ID: hoy9ysb

Train this rat for Tarkov so it can exist in it's natural environment.

ID: hoytwk7

for the uninitiated

ID: hoyu1fi

The lord of rat life.

12 : Anonymous2021/12/17 20:35 ID: hoyqfxk

Twitch watched a goldfish play Pokemon. Don't see why this wouldn't do just as well.

13 : Anonymous2021/12/17 18:29 ID: hoy764c

yeaaaaah baby that's what I've been waiting for that's what it's all about

14 : Anonymous2021/12/17 21:23 ID: hoyxkze

Teach it to play vermintide

ID: hoz4srz

Scrolled for too long to find this, the only skavenpost to be seen.

15 : Anonymous2021/12/17 18:34 ID: hoy806j

WWII military strategists would like to know your location.

16 : Anonymous2021/12/17 18:58 ID: hoybp18

Soon enough his rats will be playing call of duty and saying they fucked my mom

17 : Anonymous2021/12/17 18:59 ID: hoybyl4

Can't wait to have my corpse teabagged by a rat.

18 : Anonymous2021/12/17 19:38 ID: hoyhvug

His parents wanted him to have a steady job in a lab running mazes, a reliable stable income of pellets, they don't understand the eSports economy.

19 : Anonymous2021/12/17 20:58 ID: hoytt9o

He’s the giant rat who makes all of da rules

20 : Anonymous2021/12/17 19:12 ID: hoydwap

Next comes rat rage. "How's my tiny fur covered peen taste Newb!"

21 : Anonymous2021/12/17 21:44 ID: hoz0lf7

Dresses the rat provocatively to get extra follows

22 : Anonymous2021/12/17 22:06 ID: hoz3vrl

Don't worry , you just have to call Robotman. Squeak Squeak motherf***** !

23 : Anonymous2021/12/17 22:57 ID: hozb4vy

If I get beaten in a PVP match by a fucking rat.........im calling shredder on him and those damn turtles.

24 : Anonymous2021/12/17 23:08 ID: hozcp3g

Holy shit a teemo player irl

25 : Anonymous2021/12/17 23:35 ID: hozgeev

Wait, Marchand plays Doom II?


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