For me its Agent 47, so ofc I am fucked

1 : Anonymous2021/12/30 06:13 ID: rruggw
For me its Agent 47, so ofc I am fucked
2 : Anonymous2021/12/30 09:51 ID: hqj2d4j

i played untitled goose game...

*faint honking in the distance*

ID: hqk70ld

I've fought a goose. Its harder than you'd expect. Granted I was like 7 and the fight was over some bread, but still. Dont underestimate that fucker.

3 : Anonymous2021/12/30 08:22 ID: hqivk7p

Plague Inc, so..?

ID: hqjc5py

Did you last play March 2020

4 : Anonymous2021/12/30 06:43 ID: hqinci4

Smash ultimate, an entire armada is going to obliterate me

Edit: Common consensus dictates Kirby to be the main protagonist. Either way I will still be obliterated

ID: hqiwl7h

You might be able to take pyra's sword or stuff sephiroth's specials in your pocket

5 : Anonymous2021/12/30 06:52 ID: hqio65y

Connor from Detroit .. shit, i will be stabbed 28 times

ID: hqj3r5r


ID: hqj6nq9


6 : Anonymous2021/12/30 07:16 ID: hqiqaxf

Dante from Devil May Cry. It’s been fun everyone. At least I will die in a stylish fashion.

7 : Anonymous2021/12/30 06:36 ID: hqimr3f

Roland ... Borderlands. Yippy

8 : Anonymous2021/12/30 06:34 ID: hqimleu

My own character in darksouls 3. I'm honestly pretty safe

ID: hqiy6w2

He can infinitely revive

ID: hqj48c1

I'm still pretty safe lmao

9 : Anonymous2021/12/30 06:42 ID: hqinaz3

Kazuma Kiryu, i never going to walk again...

ID: hqitsrd

Inv him on a Karaoke night.

ID: hqizgv0

well is better than majima

10 : Anonymous2021/12/30 07:42 ID: hqisegq

Spiderman, his whole thing is not killing... So I'm safe?

ID: hqivti5

Activate I N S T A N T K I L L

11 : Anonymous2021/12/30 07:54 ID: hqite9f

The girl from portal is coming to get me

ID: hqitjrj

No moon surfaces in your house. So you're gonna be fine.

12 : Anonymous2021/12/30 06:20 ID: hqil7it

Doom Slayer... Oh no

ID: hqiy2ln

loads shotgun

13 : Anonymous2021/12/30 06:34 ID: hqimkct

So... the villager from Animal Crossing.

Think whatever got him mad, we can resolve it with some pie and a t-shirt.

ID: hqj0ehz

They’ll just smack you with a net over and over

14 : Anonymous2021/12/30 06:21 ID: hqilda9

Geralt.. well, it's been nice.

ID: hqioyhy

Yeah, literally just hopped off my first hour of Witcher 3 and saw this post. At least we’ll have solace in not dying alone.

ID: hqingte

Well before he kills can he atleast say a line like "damn youre ugly" or "how do you like that silver". That would make me happy if he would kill me

15 : Anonymous2021/12/30 06:15 ID: hqiks3x

Kratos, I'm fucked

ID: hqinbex

So what do you want to lose first eyes legs or arms?

16 : Anonymous2021/12/30 06:17 ID: hqikzjs

Master Chief……. Have a dope celebration of life for me.

ID: hqisrce

Me playing as master chief I can’t aim for shit so I’m good

ID: hqj2k6m

Try lowering your sensitivity. On infinite (if your playing it) you can also specify lower sensitivity on different Zoom levels. I have high sensitivity as default but lower while zoomed, makes things much nicer.

17 : Anonymous2021/12/30 08:44 ID: hqixaez

The Courier from Fallout New Vegas… If I win the battle, I gotta fire an extra shot

18 : Anonymous2021/12/30 06:18 ID: hqil25g

The Guardian from Destiny… oh no

ID: hqio1b0

You won't completely die. He will turn you into a gun.

19 : Anonymous2021/12/30 07:36 ID: hqirxnp

The tenno, I have no chance whatsoever.

ID: hqivjsv

Thats a yikes

ID: hqj1xq3

It's Nidus Prime for me, wanna celebrate before we die a quick but horrible death?

20 : Anonymous2021/12/30 08:10 ID: hqiunqd

Lego Indiana Jones

ID: hqjd814

All good until you step on the fucker.

21 : Anonymous2021/12/30 06:22 ID: hqileox

Arthur Morgan. What in tarnation.

ID: hqiyksb

He’ll greet you, then greet you, then antagonise you, before shooting you in the face.

“Hello there sir!”

“You have a kind face!”

“The kind I’d like to punch.”

ID: hqj3p2f

"That's a fine animal you got there!"


"I was talking to the horse"

22 : Anonymous2021/12/30 06:14 ID: hqiknnz

Mine is literally a maxed out last Dragonborn so I’m dead

ID: hqivn58

Your best move is to run to the temple guard

23 : Anonymous2021/12/30 07:54 ID: hqitex5

Kassandra from AC Odyssey. It'll be painless and I won't see it coming.

ID: hqivm6c

Actually you will see it coming but you will forget five seconds later after she runs into a bush

ID: hqjr6o0

Alternatively: Why is there a bunch of dead bodies around this whistling bush?

24 : Anonymous2021/12/30 06:22 ID: hqilg9t

A bug with a nail. I got this.


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