Short Kings

1 : Anonymous2021/03/07 15:05 ID: lzsd1q
Short Kings
2 : Anonymous2021/03/07 15:05 ID: gq3oh69

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3 : Anonymous2021/03/07 19:40 ID: gq4nra0

As a short man who had to get every pair of jeans altered, this hurts me.

ID: gq54fxy

As a short man, I have used the boys section for pants and jeans for years. There are usually a few pants that are the right length in the men’s section but the waist will be 40+ like they expect all short guys to be morbidly obese too

ID: gq4ts3u

You may much more fun learning to sew and make them from coping your favorite clothes. said by a big dude in Miami

ID: gq54mvr

If all you’re doing is hemming, go ahead and get a sewing machine. That could not be an easier fix.

ID: gq51z6r

At least you get crayons.

ID: gq5f80d

i buy them at american eagle, its good to be short, all the teens have cheap stylish clothes

ID: gq531b1

Fear no more, the short kings section awaits

ID: gq6ndw3

I feel for ya, but can say that in this instance, you might take some consolation in the fact that you've got one up on the talls - you can get your jeans taken up (or use the cheaper short kings section). There's not much you can do when you've got a 38" inseam - here in Australia, it's either tailors or ASOS' tall range.

Having said all that, I've had shorter friends who refused to buy kids' clothes on principle (in spite of the fit and way better price) - I put it down to a lifetime of height-based bullying/discrimination that's somehow still pretty socially acceptable.

ID: gq5w8z7

Same problem, but I’m tall and skinny af

ID: gq784qt

This is why people who know how to sew are too powerful for their own good btw

ID: gq57xx4

I have a suit with an amazingly fit sports coat. And an extraordinarily long pant length. I felt like a toddler putting on a suit his dad made him get. I have a cool hat though.

4 : Anonymous2021/03/07 21:31 ID: gq53uqc

This personal attack towards me is uncalled for, and after my nap I will show you what for!

5 : Anonymous2021/03/07 20:57 ID: gq4yvgs

As a short man (5’0”) this comic is both funny to me and also sucks.

They never give me crayons because I have a beard.

ID: gq51omj

If you can fit in kids clothes they're cheaper

ID: gq5izxw

me too

ID: gq5mcn5

Are you cis? I’m also 5 ft but I think I’m trans. I thought there’s no way I’m going to be taken seriously though being so short

6 : Anonymous2021/03/07 21:43 ID: gq55gdd

Rimmy Tim going shopping

7 : Anonymous2021/03/07 22:10 ID: gq59clq

Why does he look like Jeremy Dooley?

ID: gq5i0gw

I immediately thought of him when I saw this lmao

8 : Anonymous2021/03/07 18:33 ID: gq4e35t

Lil’ White Steve Harvey

ID: gq4k7ri

Steve “Moral Barometer” Harvey

9 : Anonymous2021/03/07 15:18 ID: gq3ptq9

My wife loves being able to buy kids size shoes. They are VAT free.

ID: gq42qix

VAT free is good for the diet

ID: gq5vxus

What is a vat?

10 : Anonymous2021/03/08 00:51 ID: gq5s2am


11 : Anonymous2021/03/07 20:34 ID: gq4vmk6

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12 : Anonymous2021/03/07 22:16 ID: gq5a66q

I’m only 5’3” and find a better fit from women’s pants. They make my butt look good and the legs aren’t way too long. Obviously you have to do some searching to find some that are kind of a more neutral appearance but it’s opened up my options significantly.

13 : Anonymous2021/03/07 20:38 ID: gq4w8il

This mostly reads as condescending to a grown adult to me... Not super funny

ID: gq5a5jf

Not super funny

Welcome to

. I didn't think it was even slightly funny.

ID: gq54wch

Would you happen to be short?

14 : Anonymous2021/03/07 17:35 ID: gq45s29

Why does he have a moustache. Why isn't it funny

ID: gq470pl

he's a short man, not a kid. idk if that makes it any funnier for ya tho

ID: gq4waid

It's ok. I am probably gonna cough up blood if I try to force a laugh out for this one though

ID: gq512kl

author doesn't want to get sued by Pat for defamation so the character needs to look legally distinct

15 : Anonymous2021/03/07 21:55 ID: gq578vv

fr tho kids have all the cool looking t shirts

16 : Anonymous2021/03/07 23:13 ID: gq5hap1

Bdubz, IRL.

17 : Anonymous2021/03/08 04:16 ID: gq6dsrp

Im in the wierd place where im too big for kids clothes but too small for adult clothes, so i ether have to go into the kids section and find some XL, or go into the adult section and find XS

18 : Anonymous2021/03/08 04:56 ID: gq6hkh0

This is super endearing to me.

19 : Anonymous2021/03/08 05:09 ID: gq6io97

Never found a size that fit perfectly. Whenever I found some that fit length-wise, the waist would be too big. I always had to wear belts on my jeans because the waist was too big, and would fall down without one.

ID: gq6qsjt

Same. I'm rather talk, but also skinny, and it seems like all clothes stores here are convinced that you can't be both tall and skinny at the same time. I have to choose between wearing pants that are too short and pants that are too wide.

20 : Anonymous2021/03/08 06:19 ID: gq6o7u4

In Ontario children's clothes are exempted from provincial tax, so, at least there's that as well.

21 : Anonymous2021/03/07 20:47 ID: gq4xhyr

Not funny at all..

22 : Anonymous2021/03/08 01:27 ID: gq5vw4z

This would never be allowed in Zamunda.

23 : Anonymous2021/03/08 04:51 ID: gq6h1rt

Please tell me I'm not the only one who, at very first glance, thought this was supposed to be a bald hitler looking for new clothes but he has dwarfism so he's having a hard time.

24 : Anonymous2021/03/08 02:02 ID: gq5zql6

Has no one mentioned it kinda reminds of a specific “king” who ruled Germany lmao

25 : Anonymous2021/03/08 03:38 ID: gq69z8u

As tall man i laughed way to hard


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