Today is my birthday and my girlfriend made me a PORTAL cake. Best day ever! (Original cake for reference)

1 : Anonymous2021/03/14 14:31 ID: m4w2ov
Today is my birthday and my girlfriend made me a PORTAL cake. Best day ever! (Original cake for reference)
2 : Anonymous2021/03/14 14:59 ID: gqwh8d4

The real one looks like a stock photo

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I take that as a compliment I guess?

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Part of it is the non-redditor-looking background. Plates? Glassware? A tablecloth?!?

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i would, i couldn't tell the difference at first

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i thought the same thing

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It's a lie.

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lmao it does

3 : Anonymous2021/03/14 18:12 ID: gqx75h6

German black forest cake right?

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I made one once. Looked up the recipe, got all the ingredients... I was under legal drinking age at the time so my mom bought me the kirschwasser. Well... After following the instructions the cake looked beautiful but tasted like cheap alcohol. It was so disgusting, not even seasoned drinkers would eat it. It looked beautiful though!

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As a German I'm conflicted about the height, it looks delicious but how am I supposed to stuff a whole slice of this in my mouth??

4 : Anonymous2021/03/14 14:51 ID: gqwghwn

But the cake is a lie

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apparently not anymore

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This was a triumph!

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Never has been.

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and you are not happy because you have no cake

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I don't get the reference, I see a lot of people posting for it being a lie. What is it about?

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Do you want Portal spoilers?

5 : Anonymous2021/03/14 15:40 ID: gqwlmm0

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

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Aperture Science

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We do what we must, because we can

6 : Anonymous2021/03/14 17:08 ID: gqww7c9

She didn't follow the instructions very well, there isn't even anything that's fish shaped!

7 : Anonymous2021/03/14 14:58 ID: gqwh4f0

Schwarzwälder Kirsch Torte

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You can serve slightly freezed to keep the whipped cream layers firm.

One of my all time favs, still playing tie break with Linzertorte.

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When you're from a country where you get your education from tv and video games, it becomes a Portal cake.

8 : Anonymous2021/03/14 15:08 ID: gqwi7j9

Honestly given the graphics of that image she did an even better job than the cake in the game. Happy Birthday OP and great job OP's Girlfriend!

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And now you realize Portal is 14 years old ...

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Thank you! I will let her know!

9 : Anonymous2021/03/14 17:19 ID: gqwy8jr

I didn't know we had the same birthday! Happy Birthday!

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Thanks! Happy birthday to you too!

10 : Anonymous2021/03/14 14:50 ID: gqwge52

That‘s a Black Forest cake! My favourite!

11 : Anonymous2021/03/14 15:26 ID: gqwk114

This was a triumph!

12 : Anonymous2021/03/14 17:18 ID: gqwy1yi

Hopefully she didn't use the recipe from the game..... Yikes

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Noo hell no

13 : Anonymous2021/03/14 17:31 ID: gqx0bzn

This brought a smile. What an awesome cake. Too bad it’s a lie. (At first that autocorrected to pie which made me laugh on its own.)

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"The cake is a pie" would be appropriate on US Pi Day.

14 : Anonymous2021/03/14 18:53 ID: gqxdyuz

the candle is the wrong color! can't eat it!

15 : Anonymous2021/03/14 19:54 ID: gqxo29l

Hello Boyfriend,

Or should I rather say ex-Boyfriend? Since the last test person caused us so much trouble we from the aperture science laboratories decided to let the testperson have a form of bond with their test Overseer. If you haven't realized it by now the disembodied voice speaking to you is your girlfriend. To stop me from feeling any emotions towards you in case you die in an unforseen accident or a test I deleted you name from my memory, sadly that also included the made up name I took on to seduce you,

Im very sorry about that

But hey, we could start a new wonderful relationship here with you being the test subject and me the obsever watching you as you try to survive and solve my wonderfully crafted tests made just for you

I really Hope you like them and master them like the last testsubject did

Or not

Either way your help is greatly appreciated

Look Im trying to get some mood in here, create some new bonds between us, you could at least answer me

At least tell me your name?

...

Well I dont know how I got you so upset you wont even answer me, but fine

How what about that I tell you my name and then you tell me yours sounds great right?

16 : Anonymous2021/03/14 14:55 ID: gqwgtf2

Imagine it's just plastic. Would be hilarious

17 : Anonymous2021/03/14 17:05 ID: gqwvt4d

Fun fact: that's a real type of cake

18 : Anonymous2021/03/14 15:15 ID: gqwiusk

Looks like a black forest cake.

19 : Anonymous2021/03/14 16:19 ID: gqwq2bu

yeah it should have been a fake. Would have been better.

20 : Anonymous2021/03/14 17:24 ID: gqwz79y

Are you going to make her your companion cube ?

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Good idea

21 : Anonymous2021/03/14 17:47 ID: gqx2n4c

Judging from the photo you managed to escape from the testing zone. Congrats!

22 : Anonymous2021/03/14 17:54 ID: gqx3v5r

Might be the best recreation I’ve seen-awesome work!

23 : Anonymous2021/03/14 18:07 ID: gqx66oq

My family made me a cake like that one year. Stellar birthday!

24 : Anonymous2021/03/14 18:15 ID: gqx7l2a

What type of cake is it?

25 : Anonymous2021/03/14 19:35 ID: gqxkras

Should we tell him?

26 : Anonymous2021/03/14 19:43 ID: gqxm1u4

Wait. That’s not a lie. This is illegal

27 : Anonymous2021/03/14 19:45 ID: gqxme0u

Why do I get the feeling this is a lie?

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