You’re all about your PS5’s and Xbox Series X’s… I just, after 42 years on Earth, beat Mr. X in Kung Fu.

1 : Anonymous2021/03/14 04:32 ID: m4ny1c
You’re all about your PS5’s and Xbox Series X’s... I just, after 42 years on Earth, beat Mr. X in Kung Fu.
2 : Anonymous2021/03/14 04:34 ID: gqvc3hm

the fuck you did. I didn’t even know there was a second floor for eight years

ID: gqveruy

No photo proof in the digital age. X for doubt.

ID: gqvix87

MR. X for doubt.

ID: gqvwowk

Dude. I was 5. I saved Silvia. I got good at it. I wanted to record it. So i hooked a mic to our sound set up. Got a blank tape. Hit record. Beat the game again.

I went to go play it back and found that the gain on the mic was way too low. All that time... For nothing.

I was devastated. Never played it again

ID: gqw7u0i

I saw my cousin make it to the 2nd floor a couple times. He didn’t make it far but to me he was a god. He lives in his sisters house now. But he’s gotten a little further in the game.

ID: gqw99dt

My cousin is younger than me by two years but he figured out that you could do a forward jump kick. Next thing you know our parents are asking him to keep an eye on me when we go outside

ID: gqvsrvr

Ah ha ha ha ha ha

Ah ha ha ha ha ha

ID: gqvz46n


ID: gqw3xht

I can still hear his taunting laugh

3 : Anonymous2021/03/14 04:58 ID: gqve3jk

make wild claim -> show picture of cartridge

im on to you buddy

4 : Anonymous2021/03/14 05:07 ID: gqvescc

Oh oh the underwater bomb diffusing level on original TMNT next!!!!

ID: gqvoyxu

pick your least favorite turtle and know you're gonna lose him.. no problem! RIP Raphael 😉

ID: gqvswgk

That basically means every turtle not named Donatello

ID: gqweoql

So the hitboxes for the seaweed is off, and that's why everyone takes so much damage in that section. It is indeed possible to no damage that area.

Edit: Oh yeah. Raph's reach may be the worst, but above half health he actually has the second highest damage out of all the turtles. Below half health, that's Mikey, with Raph dead last. So he really is the worst turtle.

ID: gqw8x57

Battletoads vehicle flying pigs level.

ID: gqwdyc9

That double jump gives no fucks

5 : Anonymous2021/03/14 04:42 ID: gqvcsmb

“Nintendo Hard” is a real thing. Been gaming since the Atari 2600, and thought I was well above average skill level, until I got a NES Classic mini and got my ass kicked over and over and over and over in every single game I played.

Kudos on the win.

ID: gqvgn86

Classic is basically cheating with its emulator save point feature unless you’re a confident man. I gave up on ghosts and goblins

ID: gqvhzwf

In a land of hard games, ghosts and goblins is a hard game. Possibly THE hardest.

ID: gqw4pdo

Dude I was at some retro bar and they had a NES system hooked to a TV. I figured I would try MegaMan since I played the shit out of that when I was a kid. It was pretty embarrassing, I couldn't get past any of the first stages.

ID: gqvhcie

The games were small. Made up for lack of content by just bring brutally hard to complete

ID: gqvin7j

A lot of them were arcade ports as well, which basically were balanced like they balanced mobile games these days.

6 : Anonymous2021/03/14 04:53 ID: gqvdpa9

Those fucking knife throwers

ID: gqwd3yn

I hate them knife throwing fuckers, but not as much as the head jumping fuckers

7 : Anonymous2021/03/14 06:04 ID: gqvj7af

The haunting laugh... it wakes me in the night.

8 : Anonymous2021/03/14 09:04 ID: gqvuoqy

Try Beating Star Tropics after Throwing the letter from Dr. Jones in the garbage the day you got the game when you have no internet access for the next ten years. I dare you.

ID: gqw8nwa

I did that. I also spent like 2 days brute forcing the combo. I was very determined.

9 : Anonymous2021/03/14 04:53 ID: gqvdn3j

Sylvia must be so proud!

10 : Anonymous2021/03/14 04:33 ID: gqvc13a

Fuckin badass


11 : Anonymous2021/03/14 04:47 ID: gqvd75u

Nicely done!!! Sweep the leg on that bastard!

12 : Anonymous2021/03/14 05:01 ID: gqvecbc

Uh ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa

13 : Anonymous2021/03/14 05:08 ID: gqvewfv

Great job! That shit was tough.

ID: gqvez76

Had my seven year old son cheering me the whole way.

ID: gqvf6h7

So what's next, Mega Man, TMNT, or Battletoads?

14 : Anonymous2021/03/14 06:47 ID: gqvm8iw

I can still feel and hear the cartridge going in and out of the sleeve

ID: gqvy0qq

I was thinking I could remember the feel of the sleeve, too! This picture!

15 : Anonymous2021/03/14 11:05 ID: gqw1h0y

This game is always my example of how video games used to be impossible.

ID: gqw7ryz

King fu is far from impossible though. I consider it one of the easier nes titles. Ghost and goblins is impossible. Double dragon is hard AF. Many others.

ID: gqwhtb4

Fester’s Quest is my go to impossible NES title

ID: gqw7x8n

True. But tell that to my 8 y.o. memory

16 : Anonymous2021/03/14 04:36 ID: gqvc7vf

I’ve never even come close.

17 : Anonymous2021/03/14 06:53 ID: gqvmlou

"Achooooo achooooo achoooo"

18 : Anonymous2021/03/14 06:58 ID: gqvmxuc

You know, I’ve beaten every Souls game but I never beat Kung Fu

19 : Anonymous2021/03/14 07:02 ID: gqvn6hb

Did you beat him ligit, or did you do the thing where you stand back a bit and spam kicks at the edge of his range?

20 : Anonymous2021/03/14 09:45 ID: gqvwzf4

Did it take you 43 years to get your NES to read the game?

21 : Anonymous2021/03/14 15:00 ID: gqwhdcn

Now go beat Fester’s Quest

22 : Anonymous2021/03/14 05:25 ID: gqvg88x

I remember when it "clicked" for me with that game. Prior to, I'm not sure I made it passed the 2nd floor, but I loved the game the entire time!

23 : Anonymous2021/03/14 06:05 ID: gqvjaec

I spent many hours of my childhood swapping turns with my dad trying to beat this damn game. I don't think we ever made it past the first level.

24 : Anonymous2021/03/14 07:02 ID: gqvn89b


25 : Anonymous2021/03/14 07:26 ID: gqvorln

You must be the guy this is about.


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