My wife is expecting our First Born in a few hours. She just gave me this.

1 : Anonymous2021/03/17 05:35 ID: m6t81f
My wife is expecting our First Born in a few hours. She just gave me this.
2 : Anonymous2021/03/17 06:08 ID: gr7lt03

BOY.

ID: gr7pzsr

BOI

ID: gr7ub1c

*inhales* BOI.

ID: gr81hby

BOAH

YOU GOT SOME MONEH FOR ME BOAH

ID: gr7sntp

BOE

ID: gr848b5

everytime I hear that I feel the need to run to the stargate..

3 : Anonymous2021/03/17 07:14 ID: gr7q6tb

You guys are awesome. I can't wait to hold him in my arms.

We named him Milo, after our favorite Disney hero 😀

UPDATE H+7 : She just went into anesthesia, it's getting close !!!

18h laters, he's finally here ! He shares a birthday with his mom !!!! Much love to you guys !!

ID: gr7t2ff

You are now obligated to buy him this Aussie favourite

As an Aussie this came to mind

ID: gr7t7fu

Thank the Lord we did not name him Chocopops ..

ID: gr7y8yk

pple: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

ID: gr8234h

Holy cr- I thought that was a thing only my mom did. She's Jamaican.

ID: gr892v2

As in Milo Thatch? That’s freaking awesome! Atlantis and Treasure Planet are some of the best and most underrated Disney movies.

ID: gr8a7ot

Yeah 😀

ID: gr8eo14

My firstborn son was just born barely 24 hours ago, still in the hospital! The feeling is so unreal, you wouldn’t have thought that you could love someone so much but you will. We named him Flynn, after one of our favorite Disney heroes!

ID: gr8ersa

Awesome. It's our second favourite !

ID: gr7xx2e

You'll call him BOI

ID: gr7y6ep

Alright let me check with the nurses, maybe I can pull some last minute shenanigans.

ID: gr81jt7

Milo Murphies Law?

ID: gr8aq28

Ia this from Atlantis?! Milo Thatch best ever!!

ID: gr8i74i

From The Lost City of Atlantis? If so I'm extremely jealous. Absolutely love the movie and characters.

ID: gr9hw9e

Milo as in Atlantis The lost Empire? Awesome choice!

ID: gr83j5s

We're also expecting our first son here pretty soon, and settled on the name Milo.

Way to be, dad. 🙂

ID: gr8b5cd

Fuck that's AWESOME

ID: gr88yx3

Baby fight to see who gets to keep the name.

4 : Anonymous2021/03/17 05:36 ID: gr7jjes

Normally this is where i’d say “marry her” so.... congrats.

ID: gr7q0fl

Done deed 😉

ID: gr8lkb2

Well marry her again!. Lazy people think marrying is a 1 and done thing.

Kidnap a priest, get re-married every week. (no divorce, just marry. stack the effects until you are super married).

5 : Anonymous2021/03/17 11:30 ID: gr85p1m

Just took our first one home literally an hour ago. Be ready to be humbled hard and ask for lots of help. It’s ok to not know, and it’s ok to get emotional at odd times. I wish I had hid it less. Reassure her you’re happy to help in any way, even if it seems silly to her. Ask the nurses when you should be worried, they are generally way less worried and they are generally right. Good luck!

6 : Anonymous2021/03/17 14:59 ID: gr8rfi3

Congrats on the platinum dude!

7 : Anonymous2021/03/17 06:07 ID: gr7lpvr

Going to name the kid Kratos or Atreus?

ID: gr7q3lv

Unfortunately neither of those names are really fit for a 2021 french gentleman 🙂

ID: gr8509x

Dad of Boui

ID: gr7rrim

Boy it is.

ID: gr8gaq0

Le kratos then

8 : Anonymous2021/03/17 05:35 ID: gr7jig7

Congrats!!!!

9 : Anonymous2021/03/17 16:32 ID: gr93r7f

Congrats man. Right now I’m sitting on the hospital couch next to my newborn girl. This is our second daughter, first one is nearly 4. Good luck to you, momma, and baby! Congrats

ID: gr95pz8

We're still waiting, should come in the evening 🙂

10 : Anonymous2021/03/17 05:50 ID: gr7kirk

My first baby is due the 9th of April. So congrats. Also this is awesome!

11 : Anonymous2021/03/17 14:25 ID: gr8n3nz

Marry her again

12 : Anonymous2021/03/17 14:29 ID: gr8nmdo

Marry her, again.

Congratulations to both of you!

13 : Anonymous2021/03/17 15:55 ID: gr8ypes

You're one lucky dog brother

14 : Anonymous2021/03/17 15:57 ID: gr8z15e

Now you are obligated to at some point crush your kid's confidence by telling him "Don't be sorry, be better."

15 : Anonymous2021/03/17 10:55 ID: gr83821
sees newborn baby for first time

Dad: “close your heart to it”

16 : Anonymous2021/03/17 08:17 ID: gr7tzbw

Dad of War

17 : Anonymous2021/03/17 10:36 ID: gr81ywq

Congratulations (if it is born by now) and you guys are awsome, that child will have a lot of fun because he/she has gamer parents

18 : Anonymous2021/03/17 12:36 ID: gr8b5wl

Hi we're here to ask why you chew your nail to the fucking stump.

ID: gr8n5rk

As a nailbiter in remission (you're never cured) it's the hardest thing imaginable to stop. Completely subconscious, always available. It took my youngest kid imitating me and doing it himself for me to find the willpower to avoid it for kid number 2.

Sorry kid #1, you're kinda screwed for 30 years, my bad. /

fight it. You can win. Do it for your kid.

ID: gr8nfnq

Well, he better not do the same mistake, cause I can guara tee you he'll stop, one way or another. One idiot in the house is enough.

ID: gr8n9ha

I'm so sorry, that must be gross. I've never had a proper thumb because I'm a disaster since childhood 🙁

19 : Anonymous2021/03/17 13:17 ID: gr8fb29

Man, you're lucky to have such a wife) hope everything went well

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