War and Peace

1 : Anonymous2021/03/21 05:40 ID: m9pjem
War and Peace
2 : Anonymous2021/03/21 06:33 ID: grodtvk

The Goose knows. He protects the farmyard from the fox.

Any farmer knows you got a fox issue...get a goose. He's like the Roosters cop buddy.

ID: groncum

Yeah, but then you have a goose issue.

ID: grove63

The first time I ever met a goose in real life when I moved up north...

Awww that thing is so cute...


ID: gronx2g

Tolstoy liked !

ID: groolio

Goose are actually really smart and social if you raise them right.

ID: groxq1k

That goose has a human issue

ID: groqa5m

A goose canon that doesn't play by the rules.

ID: grong1x


ID: grop5ke

You know what's odd?

The "I Command You!" meme is already famous enough to garner automatic upvotes, but no one I've seen has used it for a rickroll yet.

ID: grp89xb

Isn't it better to just get a dog?

ID: grp8fxh

Anyone can get around a dog. No one fucks with a goose.

ID: grpdpo3

Plenty of predators can take down geese, though. If you're sure it's a fox and only a fox, sure. A gander would probably scare it off. But coyotes will eat geese just as easily as chickens.

Heck, we lost geese to large racoons. I think the timid nature of foxes just can't deal with the bombast of a gander, even if it could take one down, if it really wanted.

3 : Anonymous2021/03/21 06:22 ID: grod0p1

are you a goose or a dove?

ID: grok6vq

Goose, no thought about it

ID: grok8hm

Thought, no goose about it

ID: groo7gu

I'm a guinea fowl. Annoying, constantly in places I probably shouldn't be, messy as all hell, and frustratingly difficult to kill.

ID: grokjv7


ID: grorvw8

I am Patrick!

4 : Anonymous2021/03/21 08:58 ID: gron0eu

I think I am anatidaephobia

ID: grond9i

Is that the fear of reposts

ID: groy0tv

It’s the fear that you are being watched by a duck.

5 : Anonymous2021/03/21 07:56 ID: groj7d7

Pece war

ID: groopfm

Peace wr

ID: grop0cn

No peas for you children

ID: gropr3d

Pegging VR

ID: groszcc




6 : Anonymous2021/03/21 06:34 ID: groduqf

Tolstoy liked that

7 : Anonymous2021/03/21 09:45 ID: gropqxy

The joke is fully in the top.

8 : Anonymous2021/03/21 07:38 ID: groi21f

An original meme was never an option

9 : Anonymous2021/03/21 08:58 ID: gron0ee

Damn. I loved that game so much. Got it through Xbox game pass, finished it the same day (Yes, everything, the secrets too), then deleted it.

ID: groofu4

Just in case: they added co-op last September.

ID: grooh39

OH NO. Well I finished the whole game myself then.

ID: grorsb9

Anyone know where I can get s'more of that untitled goose game?

ID: grotuxi

I bought it for my kids to play, it brought out a dark side I can't undo...

10 : Anonymous2021/03/21 07:03 ID: groftsk

Reposting was an option

ID: groujj2

I’m glad it was reposted since I had never seen it before and I found it funny

ID: groz9h9

i thought we werent allowed to say this

11 : Anonymous2021/03/21 08:48 ID: gromcgh

Pece wrrr

12 : Anonymous2021/03/21 09:02 ID: gron7d4


We may Rest In Peace.

13 : Anonymous2021/03/21 10:04 ID: groqvbk

Autocorrect leads to ducking war

14 : Anonymous2021/03/21 11:15 ID: grovaaz

It was fine before you added the bottom meme

15 : Anonymous2021/03/21 12:11 ID: grozdwo

It would be funnier if that was on one same book. The left one on the front cover and the other one on the other side lmfao

16 : Anonymous2021/03/21 09:22 ID: grooeb9

Fuck pacifist in most games, I love knifey knifey stabby stabby until Dishonored makes you feel like a scumbag for killing insurrectionists lol.

ID: groqno3

The early example of successfully shaming being a stabby player was the Ultima series where you couldn’t even advance to finish some of the games if you lacked virtue. Putting hundreds of hours into an RPG and then being shamed for slaying innkeepers and shagging wenches felt bad.

ID: groxyox

Hmmm. Be a good guy... or use cool explosives. Yeahhh I think we know the answer to that

ID: groy2v2

Be a good guy or stab someone right in the spine then through the head who was about to murder you...


ID: grpc82d

Did you do genocide on your first undertale run?

17 : Anonymous2021/03/21 10:06 ID: groqzxk

Do I look like I know what a...

18 : Anonymous2021/03/21 10:19 ID: grorrsb

War & Geese

19 : Anonymous2021/03/21 09:03 ID: gronavp

Ah yes, pece war


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