- Jesus Joins the Super Smash Brothers franchise.
Man, another Magic Swordfighter...ID: gt6j5yn
Nah man, he uses a friggen cat o nine tails to whip banking bitches, and strait up
" Jesus Cleanses the Temple: He made a whip out of cords and drove them all out of the temple area, with the sheep and oxen, and spilled the coins of the money-changers and overturned their tables"ID: gt6rq5y
Just remember: when saying "What Would Jesus Do?" remember attacking with a whip and overturning tables is ENTIRELY in canon.ID: gt7q1c7
Jesus was an anti-capitalistID: gt7nam4
Naw He wins with just the brightness of His coming like in RevelationsID: gt7xag9
Neutral B - Crown of thorns boomerang Up B - Ascend Side B - Charge an overturned table to flip toward an opponent Down B - CounterID: gt7gqs0
You live by the sword, you die by the sword.
Christ crosses the battle line
Then he’s gonna just come back to lifeID: gt6h1g2
He only has two stocks.ID: gt7g5oj
3 day respawn timeID: gt6tscu
Surprised nobody has posted this.ID: gt6lyzc
Depends on which one. We talking "turn the other cheek" guy or the guy who blew up a fig tree? The dude who intentionally died? Or the giant with legs of molten bronze welding a sword?ID: gt6z1iq
Sword mouth Jesus has some epic moves.ID: gt71200
does jesus get extra stocks?
Sakurai: "Unfortunately, we couldn't add all the color options we wanted since the Church insisted he only comes in one color. Please understand."ID: gt833b0
"Hippie in a dashiki" Jesus, Ethnically accurate Jesus, Raptor Jesus, maybe throw in another biblical character like how Steve has Zombie and Enderman maybe Noah or Adam? Wonder what else we could get.ID: gt82gzh
Korean Jesus or GTFOID: gt6vum8
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Lol. I can just see him batting people off the field with his cross. Or using his crown of thorns as a whip, or like a boomerang type of weapon. Maybe he could pull the spikes from his hands and feet and throw them.ID: gt6gzrs
I assume he floats, and with the crown boomerang... Perhaps a Peach echo character? Now what would he pull out of the ground to hurl around? Sinners? Little imps?ID: gt7ry6o
Plus wouldn't he just be able to revive himself every time he died?ID: gt838j0
So... stock battle?ID: gt80qay
Grab hits are headbutts with the crown
Final smashes you with a crucifix and boulder tomb.
Lmao, is this like the Obi-Wan thing? Did they think that was actually a cross?ID: gt7t0pa
I think it's actually the other way around. It's such a simplistic design that someone came up with it to respresent a cross without being aware it's also a popular symbol from a video gameID: gt7x374
I mean, I could understand if it was in the proper cross orientation but this is clearly the smash bros symbol
This is at St. Thomas Aquinas Church in Indianapolis Indiana. I went there from kindergarten to 4th grade before I switched to a public school. Nice place. They hold a festival every year. Ironically everyone drinks beer right outside in the parking lot throughout the festival but whatever. Im pretty sure that it's the biggest school held festival in Indy? But I'm not sure. So yeah. Just thought I should mention this.
He rises from his tomb to woop some ass
His "Ressurection" move is OP.
I think jesus was in a fighting game where his weapons were fist-sized chunks of cross nailed to his wrists.ID: gt7zixm
Literally just saw this on an episode of Outside Xbox. For those interested:
“One of the most popular fictional characters of all time is joining smash....”ID: gt7f4hi
Wasn't jesus an actual person minus the powers and son of god stuff?
Looks like historically he was a real human, just the biblical stuff is pretty much false.ID: gt7fq0o
The mythicist position has some support, it's possible the Jesus we hear about is an amalgamation of a bunch of wandering rabbis and people just attributed all the stories to one guy. In that case he wouldn't really be a real person.
It doesn't matter much either way though. Apocalyptic rabbis were a dime a dozen around that time, so the idea that Jesus was actually a dude who preached and pissed off the Romans enough to get crucified is mundane.
Its actually tf2
Calling it now. The projectile is throwing holy water into the eyes of the enemy
He has to have 2 forms. The first is more mild and defensive, and the second is the absolute boss he is in Revelations.
"Jesus crucifies the competition!"
Brawl theme plays
I have the power of god and anime on my side.
Even Jesus made it before Waluigi
Super Nailed Bros
Low tier character with a shitty backstory. I'll pass on that DLC thanks.
"A new challenger approaches"