A man chooses…

1 : Anonymous2021/04/22 19:27 ID: mwcm8x
A man chooses...
2 : Anonymous2021/04/22 19:31 ID: gvhbomq

If both of the bathrooms in my house can be compared to the environments from a Bioshock game, then I'm just going to do my business elsewhere

ID: gvhcdtd

Just be glad the upstairs bathroom doesn’t have big daddies

ID: gvhhwi9

I'd rather fight a Big Daddy than a Handyman irl I think

ID: gvi7ksz

It does when I’m done tacking a shit

ID: gvigmzu

My bathroom has Vox Populi.

ID: gvih1lf

Go to the local gas station, now you’re playing Doom.

ID: gvi3dqh

Would be kinda cool to have a flying clunky fan follow you in to help with the smell.

3 : Anonymous2021/04/22 22:01 ID: gvhwfaw

How about a new BioShock game. Gosh I miss those.

ID: gvi2bk4

It’s been in development for a couple years. Code name is Parkside.

ID: gvidbwg

No Ken Levine though...

ID: gviejgo

Is there? I mean, irrational games is long gone, and franchises rarely survive a change in developers. I wouldn't hold out much hope for it being good.

ID: gvifpd7

Gonna be open world from what I've heard, as well.

ID: gvigucj

I've never played Bioshock before, but I'm down for RPGs. Does it still hold today?

ID: gvihy0m

It's considered a landmark in gaming for a reason. The first one especially is an evolution in storytelling.

ID: gvihyla

Yes, hands down one of the best dark themed stories out of any game I've played. Great themes throughout and a great journey into the madness of people and how some people will do anything to accomplish their goals.

ID: gvij5p5

I believe it's been remastered.

As an RPG it's got all your basics: inventory, magic, skills, etc. Nothing crazy innovative by today's standards. You do get some agency on how some things are handled, but not as often as I'd like.

As an immersive experience with a mysterious story and setting it's really good though.

If you fully immersive yourself and explore around the levels you'll find some pretty interesting stuff around, but I do think they could/should have done way more in that regard.

I remember the second game being better in a lot of ways but there's a lot of prerequisite knowledge from the first game you wouldn't want to be without in order to fully grasp the nuances of the story.

Third game was quite a departure. The same themes exist but the tone shifts dramatically from survival horro

to action/shooter. It's not a bad game, just a different game which a lot of people didn't appreciate.

ID: gvii4j8


4 : Anonymous2021/04/22 20:35 ID: gvhknym

oddly enough my house is the opposite

ID: gvijpoo

Yeah the downstairs one is what outside people use, gotta keep up appearances

ID: gvisjkl

yeah same here. my mom works hard to make the downstairs one pretty while the upstairs one that is used by 3 separate children including myself is an abomination unknown to mankind

5 : Anonymous2021/04/22 19:31 ID: gvhbm6f

A slave obeys..

ID: gvhlgoj

And god observes

ID: gvhw5fo

A man chooses....wisely.

ID: gvi4um3

no gods, no kings, only man

6 : Anonymous2021/04/22 23:17 ID: gvi648a

It should be the other way around. Can't have people seeing how we really live.

7 : Anonymous2021/04/22 19:36 ID: gvhcbj7

Y’all have 2 bathrooms?

ID: gvhj1bt

Does shitting in the kitchen sink count?

ID: gvhp61o


ID: gvi59dt

Beats wafflestomping the drain in my basement.

8 : Anonymous2021/04/22 19:49 ID: gvhe3h1

Whatever bathroom he damn well pleases.

9 : Anonymous2021/04/22 22:02 ID: gvhwlzj

Would you kindly..

ID: gvi7tzh


ID: gvhy3nl

Favorite line from the games “the iceman fucking cometh”

ID: gvi9m2d

...give a courtesy flush?

10 : Anonymous2021/04/23 00:40 ID: gvig20f

"Oh, that's just great. We're out of toilet paper."

"Booker, catch!"

11 : Anonymous2021/04/22 21:02 ID: gvhof63

Eyyy look at mr money bags over here, has two bathrooms.

12 : Anonymous2021/04/22 22:44 ID: gvi20vu

On a vaguely related note, there is apparently a Bioshock 4 under works now and I'm fucking hyped

13 : Anonymous2021/04/22 23:23 ID: gvi6tra

What about the ground floor bathroom?

Bioshock 4 confirmed?

ID: gvi8fcx

It actually has been in development for a while! We still dont know much about it though.

14 : Anonymous2021/04/22 23:25 ID: gvi73ou

Exact opposite

15 : Anonymous2021/04/22 19:37 ID: gvhcfp3


16 : Anonymous2021/04/22 23:26 ID: gvi7861

Would you kindly bring us the toilet paper and wipe away the mess.

17 : Anonymous2021/04/22 19:47 ID: gvhdtsh

Such good games.

18 : Anonymous2021/04/22 22:48 ID: gvi2k29

We just bought a bidet for our master bath, which is pretty awesome, but now I feel really uncomfortable comparing it to Columbia's idea of "cleansing." 🙁

19 : Anonymous2021/04/23 01:51 ID: gviol14

Imagine being rich enough to have 2 floors to your house and 2 bathrooms

20 : Anonymous2021/04/22 20:25 ID: gvhj7u9

Name of the two games pls

ID: gvhjjlc

Top - Bioshock Infinite

Bottom - BioShock 1

ID: gvhl3vq

Thanks mate ill proceed to add them in my wishlist

ID: gvi88o8

Whoa I feel old...

Bioshock felt like one of those franchises that transcends time.


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