My SO was commissioned a cake. I’m not allowed to have that cake. Share in my suffering ==’

1 : Anonymous2021/04/26 14:04 ID: myyexe
My SO was commissioned a cake. I'm not allowed to have that cake. Share in my suffering =='
2 : Anonymous2021/04/26 15:07 ID: gvxqsbp

I'm always fascinated by the time that's put onto these things. What kind of fee does she charge for this kind of cake?

ID: gvxrcci

Time-consuming, true, but unless there's someone actively working on online marketing, this kind of thing is usually not that profitable, mostly akin to a hobby. Especially in Russia, with the state our economy is in.

I think this particular cake was about 50 usd total or thereabout?

ID: gvxrkoo

That's insane. A regular round cake from a bakery around here is $35 USD.

ID: gvyp4y2

Wait what? This CAKE ONLY COSTS 50$? but how? This looks easily 200$ if not more. Holy shit... People who make cakes worse than this charge much more here in Serbia.

Like? None of stuff ive seen here can be compared to this. Just wow.

ID: gvza9zq

I once paid for a godzilla cake over $200 dollars. The lady who made it simply created crappy buildings with fondan, and added a toy godzilla.

This cake look amazing! Props to your girlfriend!

3 : Anonymous2021/04/26 14:07 ID: gvxisow

but if you eat it after the bonfire was lit, and you let the bonfire stay.. when you die you should get respawned in a state where the cake is still fully existent

we just have to collectively announce that cakes are enemys and by eating you get souls, because a happy soul isba soul in a body with full stomach and stuff ya know

ID: gvxrp03

Ya I dig.

ID: gvy8ggl

We need a new dark souls game. Or more cake. Either is acceptable.

ID: gvyesp9

We'll get Elden Ring in an unknown while. From the leaked video it looks just like Dark Souls but it's open world.

ID: gvyhofw

If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, then the meal was cooked a long time ago.

ID: gvz6gzi


Though a candle burns in my house there's nobody home.

ID: gvy79py

Then cakes have souls too.

ID: gvyd099

Love this your comment D:

4 : Anonymous2021/04/26 14:08 ID: gvxiu3h

How do you even get that cracked stone texture? Like what's the material used?

ID: gvxkg2n

we use only the finest baby stone, dew picked, and flown from iraq- lightly grilled, and lovingly frosted with glucose

ID: gvy7so8

You revealed our great secret to the internet!

ID: gvzyer8

That's as may be, but it's still a stone!

ID: gvxmnzf

It is, as mentioned in this thread, cake indeed xD

Just one that's been moulded into this shape and then covered with small droplet-dispersed chocolate ("veloured", I believe it's called)

I love those cakes a little bit too much to keep myself in shape. cake for me:(

ID: gvy0wjm

Though apparently your SO was willing to risk you going hollow, cake-less and crestfallen as you are...

ID: gvxn1kz

Ah ok, I understand now

ID: gvxlywm


5 : Anonymous2021/04/26 16:17 ID: gvy0j4g

Oh my fuckin god I need a cake like This for my birthday. This is amazing since I’m a massive dark souls fan

ID: gvy1dh4

My first reaction as well xD

6 : Anonymous2021/04/26 14:20 ID: gvxkgxd

May the Lords of Cinder have mercy on your soul

7 : Anonymous2021/04/26 21:27 ID: gvz8154

My mom is a great baker, we got so bummed out as kids when she would make stuff for church or the school bake sale that we couldn’t have. So she instituted a new rule, anything that was baked to go some where else one had to be baked for the house too. Woman was a saint haha.

Now I do most of the heavy lifting with her baking since she can stir and knead super well after having back surgery a few years ago. She still makes me follow the same rule, one to go wherever it’s going and one for the house. And that kids is how I got fat.

ID: gvzlj90

The last part is mostly my reason for not requesting this cake for myself as well xDDD

Seriously started having trouble with keeping in shape due to all those temptations lately xD

Totally feel you though. I'm being used as a test subject after all xD

8 : Anonymous2021/04/26 16:51 ID: gvy5eb8


ID: gvyd3xh

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9 : Anonymous2021/04/26 18:19 ID: gvyhwhh

Looks awesome! It’s too bad fondant tastes and feels terrible...

ID: gvyjhm9

100% agree!

10 : Anonymous2021/04/26 19:23 ID: gvyr464

Bonfire ahead therefore try sadness

11 : Anonymous2021/04/26 14:36 ID: gvxmi1v

Insane quality

12 : Anonymous2021/04/26 16:20 ID: gvy0wg7

Tiss meant as a place of rest

13 : Anonymous2021/04/26 16:29 ID: gvy29dr

Great view ahead

14 : Anonymous2021/04/26 17:08 ID: gvy7t9p

"Visions of happiness"

15 : Anonymous2021/04/26 18:57 ID: gvyncs3


16 : Anonymous2021/04/26 19:14 ID: gvypu27

If you try and eat it, you'll see your SO turn into Iudex Gundyr

17 : Anonymous2021/04/26 19:28 ID: gvyrq31


18 : Anonymous2021/04/26 21:00 ID: gvz4epc

what flavor was it? I see chocolate of course but Im curious about the fire

ID: gvz774f

Banana Chocolate with caramel, salted by the souls lost due to random ledge fall.

19 : Anonymous2021/04/26 18:05 ID: gvyfype
ID: gvzk3cu

OP said not fondant

20 : Anonymous2021/04/26 15:20 ID: gvxsfq3

At least it looks nice

21 : Anonymous2021/04/26 17:52 ID: gvye460

She/he won't even let you have a small slice?! Unbelievable...

22 : Anonymous2021/04/26 17:53 ID: gvyeatm

That is some epic cake making, if you hadn't said it beforehand I would not have known this was a cake! I would be torn as I would want cake but also don't want to ruin any piece of it. It's just so detailed and awesome!

23 : Anonymous2021/04/26 18:07 ID: gvygbd4

Is it cake

24 : Anonymous2021/04/26 18:24 ID: gvyikxa

Your SO has some crazy awesome talent

25 : Anonymous2021/04/26 18:35 ID: gvyk8tt

Oh my glob

26 : Anonymous2021/04/26 18:48 ID: gvym332

But can’t you just ask for this in your next Bday?

27 : Anonymous2021/04/26 19:03 ID: gvyo7f8

Oh no! I was taking a picture and my phone slipped out my hand and fell on it. Guess its trash now. Let me just throw this away for you.


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