- My SO was commissioned a cake. I'm not allowed to have that cake. Share in my suffering =='
I'm always fascinated by the time that's put onto these things. What kind of fee does she charge for this kind of cake?ID: gvxrcci
Time-consuming, true, but unless there's someone actively working on online marketing, this kind of thing is usually not that profitable, mostly akin to a hobby. Especially in Russia, with the state our economy is in.
I think this particular cake was about 50 usd total or thereabout?ID: gvxrkoo
That's insane. A regular round cake from a bakery around here is $35 USD.ID: gvyp4y2
Wait what? This CAKE ONLY COSTS 50$? but how? This looks easily 200$ if not more. Holy shit... People who make cakes worse than this charge much more here in Serbia.
Like? None of stuff ive seen here can be compared to this. Just wow.ID: gvza9zq
I once paid for a godzilla cake over $200 dollars. The lady who made it simply created crappy buildings with fondan, and added a toy godzilla.
This cake look amazing! Props to your girlfriend!
but if you eat it after the bonfire was lit, and you let the bonfire stay.. when you die you should get respawned in a state where the cake is still fully existent
we just have to collectively announce that cakes are enemys and by eating you get souls, because a happy soul isba soul in a body with full stomach and stuff ya knowID: gvxrp03
Ya I dig.ID: gvy8ggl
We need a new dark souls game. Or more cake. Either is acceptable.ID: gvyesp9
We'll get Elden Ring in an unknown while. From the leaked video it looks just like Dark Souls but it's open world.ID: gvyhofw
If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, then the meal was cooked a long time ago.ID: gvz6gzi
Though a candle burns in my house there's nobody home.ID: gvy79py
Then cakes have souls too.ID: gvyd099
Love this your comment D:
How do you even get that cracked stone texture? Like what's the material used?ID: gvxkg2n
we use only the finest baby stone, dew picked, and flown from iraq- lightly grilled, and lovingly frosted with glucoseID: gvy7so8
You revealed our great secret to the internet!ID: gvzyer8
That's as may be, but it's still a stone!ID: gvxmnzf
It is, as mentioned in this thread, cake indeed xD
Just one that's been moulded into this shape and then covered with small droplet-dispersed chocolate ("veloured", I believe it's called)
I love those cakes a little bit too much to keep myself in shape. Thus...no cake for me:(ID: gvy0wjm
Though apparently your SO was willing to risk you going hollow, cake-less and crestfallen as you are...ID: gvxn1kz
Ah ok, I understand nowID: gvxlywm
Oh my fuckin god I need a cake like This for my birthday. This is amazing since I’m a massive dark souls fanID: gvy1dh4
My first reaction as well xD
May the Lords of Cinder have mercy on your soul
My mom is a great baker, we got so bummed out as kids when she would make stuff for church or the school bake sale that we couldn’t have. So she instituted a new rule, anything that was baked to go some where else one had to be baked for the house too. Woman was a saint haha.
Now I do most of the heavy lifting with her baking since she can stir and knead super well after having back surgery a few years ago. She still makes me follow the same rule, one to go wherever it’s going and one for the house. And that kids is how I got fat.ID: gvzlj90
The last part is mostly my reason for not requesting this cake for myself as well xDDD
Seriously started having trouble with keeping in shape due to all those temptations lately xD
Totally feel you though. I'm being used as a test subject after all xD
PRAISE THE CAKEID: gvyd3xh
Looks awesome! It’s too bad fondant tastes and feels terrible...ID: gvyjhm9
Bonfire ahead therefore try sadness
Tiss meant as a place of rest
Great view ahead
"Visions of happiness"
I SAID LINK IT! NOT EAT IT!!
If you try and eat it, you'll see your SO turn into Iudex Gundyr
THE CAKE IS A LIE......
what flavor was it? I see chocolate of course but Im curious about the fireID: gvz774f
Banana Chocolate with caramel, salted by the souls lost due to random ledge fall.
OP said not fondant
At least it looks nice
She/he won't even let you have a small slice?! Unbelievable...
That is some epic cake making, if you hadn't said it beforehand I would not have known this was a cake! I would be torn as I would want cake but also don't want to ruin any piece of it. It's just so detailed and awesome!
Is it cake
Your SO has some crazy awesome talent
Oh my glob
But can’t you just ask for this in your next Bday?
Oh no! I was taking a picture and my phone slipped out my hand and fell on it. Guess its trash now. Let me just throw this away for you.