Does this count as Bring Me To Life?

1 : Anonymous2021/03/07 22:59 ID: m01wx7
Does this count as Bring Me To Life?
2 : Anonymous2021/03/07 23:37 ID: gq5jxmg

those poor Russian Vampires/Demons

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"Oh no, President Putin caught fire!"

"Damn you, Russian Orthodoxies!"

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It was such a nice day too

3 : Anonymous2021/03/07 23:11 ID: gq5h3z6

Well, did it work?

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To stop Drinking and Fornication

LOL no

4 : Anonymous2021/03/07 23:26 ID: gq5ipoc

I see the Adepta Sororitas is at it again.

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I don’t see no Promethium

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Bring in the church organ missile launcher tanks.

5 : Anonymous2021/03/08 05:02 ID: gq6i286

I get that holy water is just water that's been blessed, but there's something funny about just pouring it out of a jug bought from the supermarket.

6 : Anonymous2021/03/08 00:06 ID: gq5n5j8

How come Russian priests are the hypest

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Eastern Orthodox Christianity got to keep more of the fun books in their bible

7 : Anonymous2021/03/08 02:14 ID: gq60zqa

The song got it wrong, they bless the rain down in Russia, not Africa.

8 : Anonymous2021/03/08 03:01 ID: gq662rd

Jokes on that priest, Russians have the innate ability to turn water into vodka

9 : Anonymous2021/03/08 03:36 ID: gq69pw6

Reminds me of that scene in Castlevania where they force a priest to make an entire river Holy Water and it just nukes a whole-ass army of vampires.

10 : Anonymous2021/03/08 06:42 ID: gq6psu5

Footage of event.

11 : Anonymous2021/03/08 01:00 ID: gq5t174

I have no idea what Bring Me to Life does. The Zaibatsupedia didn't say anything.

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Anything that woolie seems to like somehow ends up becoming real in the world. (Mostly woolie bait characters getting added to every fighting game series)

12 : Anonymous2021/03/08 04:45 ID: gq6ghjx

Remember in Castlevania when the undead priest blessed the lake around Dracula's Castle and turned it into holy water? They should try that instead

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Wasn't there other vampire fiction that explained the reason why vampires couldn't go into water was because a priest got the bright idea to bless the waters of the ocean which is connected to all water.


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