Behold the metal 40k shit that is the next Doom DLC artwork

1 : Anonymous2021/03/07 18:35 ID: lzwmps
Behold the metal 40k shit that is the next Doom DLC artwork
2 : Anonymous2021/03/07 18:38 ID: gq4eqsz

I better be able to punch that giant demon in its face with the mech as the slayer.

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The base game had a disappointingly low amount of giant mech action.

This DLC better rectify that, Hugo.

3 : Anonymous2021/03/07 18:42 ID: gq4febt

If id wants to revive Space Marine, I wouldn’t complain... Hugo Martin has talked about painting 40k figurines on his dev playthrough stream, so he’s definitely familiar.

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He was also an artist for Pacific Rim.

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I would totally be down for more games like Space Marine, as long as they do other chapters cause the Smurfs have been done to death.

4 : Anonymous2021/03/07 19:10 ID: gq4jesp

Also, guess which classic asshole they finally brought back for that full Plutonia experience.

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Son of a bitch.

Now the Unholy Trinity are here. Archviles, Revenants, Chaingunners.

Hopefully Daddy Hugo is more gentle than the Casali Bros.

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Oh, Civvie's gunna be pissed.

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Oh fuck all of that

5 : Anonymous2021/03/07 18:43 ID: gq4fhcc

Oh shit, the Slayer using the Betrayer’s hammer

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You can also see the Betrayer in the background with a purple hammer

6 : Anonymous2021/03/07 18:50 ID: gq4gi57

That mecha tease is just cruel at this point

7 : Anonymous2021/03/07 18:43 ID: gq4fks9

Not sure why there's a spoiler tag for a DLC that we don't even know the release date to yet.

But yeah, this looks rad as fuck. Also that dudes sword looks way cooler than the actual Crucible, you can't change my mind.

ID: gq4lojc

For a few hours this was leaked accidentally rather than officially posted, so the spoiler tag made sense. They’ve posted it on their twitter now though, so not really relevant now

8 : Anonymous2021/03/07 18:59 ID: gq4htu9

I'm kinda meh on doom eternal compared to Doom 2016....


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Me too. I'm hoping this dlc will help me return to eternal if it lives up to this poster.

9 : Anonymous2021/03/07 20:13 ID: gq4sjif

That's straight up a Chaos Space Marine.

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If it is who I think it is, you're closer to correct than you may realize.

10 : Anonymous2021/03/08 02:10 ID: gq60ke9

I feel like the devs for Doom are just like running around the office with action figures like “You can’t hurt me, I have the CRUCIBAL SWORD!!” And then another one is like “BUT I’M DOOMGUY VERGIL!!” And the President is just like “PUT THAT SHIT IN.”

11 : Anonymous2021/03/07 19:07 ID: gq4j1ve

If you can't pilot the mech in this dlc, it may retroactively ruin Doom Eternal for me.

12 : Anonymous2021/03/07 18:55 ID: gq4h9ww

Total War: DOOM

13 : Anonymous2021/03/07 18:55 ID: gq4h9dg

We ever gonna get a release date for the PS5 upgrade? I’ve been holding out on replaying the game until then. Hoping they fix the problem where you can no longer pickup where you last left off in a level after completing the campaign; having to go through an entire huge level in one sitting without turning off the game is just not an option for me sometimes.

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The weird thing is that Microsoft took Doom Eternal off their optimization list. ID did release a patch in December that made it run better in “backwards compatibility mode”.

14 : Anonymous2021/03/07 23:36 ID: gq5jvle

Did someone say ARGENT MAUL!?

15 : Anonymous2021/03/08 01:13 ID: gq5ufco

It's funny cause I saw a couple of people whining about how Doom has too many androids and mechanical shit, and I'm like, motherfucker ever seen the CYBERdemon in Doom 1 and 2? Did you forget about the CYBER part in that demon? Or you know, the spider that shoots fucking plasma beams at you? Some people just can't be pleased, there's always somethin'.

16 : Anonymous2021/03/08 04:01 ID: gq6cb8i

The mere thought of the ability to pilot that mech we kept seeing has my dick thrashing around like a pissed off bull before a rodeo

17 : Anonymous2021/03/07 19:03 ID: gq4ih9o

Did anyone else just instantly download this image?

18 : Anonymous2021/03/07 20:32 ID: gq4vd2z

The space ship is a fucking upside down cross holy fuck

19 : Anonymous2021/03/07 19:18 ID: gq4ko4h

I really hope they don’t fuck up the lore this time. Samuel Hayden’s story got completely ruined for me.

20 : Anonymous2021/03/07 19:20 ID: gq4kvpl

I wonder how significant red armor warrior with sword is.

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If it's The Dark Lord from the end of the first DLC, pretty damn significant.

21 : Anonymous2021/03/07 22:09 ID: gq598u9

Archive this one under the "Choose Their Fate" selection prompt wish fulfillment

22 : Anonymous2021/03/08 00:41 ID: gq5r0ld

That's just this sub going to war over the latest Pat take.

23 : Anonymous2021/03/08 02:49 ID: gq64tpx

I love everything about this! I mean, the Slayer has an energy hammer! That's a small detail I love and that's before we address the giant mech

24 : Anonymous2021/03/07 20:37 ID: gq4w39m

This is the dlc. Looks more like doom 3.

25 : Anonymous2021/03/07 20:47 ID: gq4xfgv

What is this most-glorious METAL-ASS SHIT?!

26 : Anonymous2021/03/07 21:32 ID: gq53w3n

After the Marauder turned out to be just another enemy they're finally giving us an actual Vergil. I'm hyped beyond belief.

27 : Anonymous2021/03/07 22:24 ID: gq5ba12

Man with artwork like this we better go to jump in the slayers mech.

28 : Anonymous2021/03/07 23:47 ID: gq5l29l

On the Argent side: big cool crystal
On the demon side: caco :3

29 : Anonymous2021/03/08 00:47 ID: gq5rmvp

The instant my friend showed me the art I started thinking about how to make the red guy real. I wanted to make him a chaos lord but I’m thinking for how the parts looks it might be easier to build him from a Gundam kit and make him a demon prince instead.

30 : Anonymous2021/03/08 02:25 ID: gq627ev

For all the time in the base game I stared at that mech hoping to pilot it and not doing that, I'd better get one good goddamn giant robot fight.

31 : Anonymous2021/03/08 03:40 ID: gq6a735


32 : Anonymous2021/03/08 04:05 ID: gq6cpxy

Oh my fucking god.

I have wanted Doomguy to lead an army against Hell forever now, I am hyped.

33 : Anonymous2021/03/07 20:22 ID: gq4tyt5

If I wasn't in school I would play Yakuza and the doom games. Fuck

34 : Anonymous2021/03/07 18:57 ID: gq4hi5g

Yo that's fucking rad, the giant mech, a true Vergil and even dragons.

35 : Anonymous2021/03/07 22:25 ID: gq5bifz

What happened to crucible? Also who is that red dude? I'm gonna call him Yugmood until I see an official name

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Slayer broke it onto the Icon of Sin's head at the end of the base game so he wouldn't be able to use it for a while.

The red dude looks like the mirror image Doomguy from the end of DLC1 that was teased, but of course he'll fight you with his own dark version of the armor.

36 : Anonymous2021/03/08 01:07 ID: gq5tqsd

so, who is the chaos champion/Red Demon Knight ?

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The dark lord

37 : Anonymous2021/03/08 04:21 ID: gq6ebav

Something I find a bit amusing is that the "Good side" seems kind of lacking in Firearms.

Buncha shmucks going Sword & Board against the legions of hell.

Come on guys, you don't have to be ye old Paladins. Doomguy has proven how good guns are. The Hardlight sword and shield are cool and all, but pick up a goddamn shotgun, you damn geeks.

38 : Anonymous2021/03/07 18:59 ID: gq4hx2g

So you're saying Doomguy will finally be challenged?

39 : Anonymous2021/03/07 20:40 ID: gq4whyt

The next Doom game should just have him teleport into 40K world, there’s so much cool stuff that could be done with it. Imagine rival bosses with Kharn the Betrayer or torching a Tyranid hive or stealing Ork weapons and keeping them working with sheer hate filling in for psychic powers.

40 : Anonymous2021/03/08 04:16 ID: gq6dsxs

Does anyone know what those purple dragon things are on the Slayer's side?

41 : Anonymous2021/03/07 21:12 ID: gq514jl


42 : Anonymous2021/03/08 01:51 ID: gq5yknh

Pyra felt a nervous sensation in her quivering chest as she walked up to the hallowed halls of Smash. She was nervous. Not just about being in a new game, or even about being in something as big in Smash, but about something much more important. She was nervous about her relationship with her boy-toy, Rex. Long distance relationships were tough-tough as the hide of a Titan's balls. She knew this because Tora tried it with Poppi, when she went to Chicago to cash in on a Steam sale on fish. Before he knew it, she was staying there for some sort of delicious "sausage pizza." Tora said this sort of thing happens often, and that TheQuartering's wife did the same to him. She hoped she could keep things steady with Rex. Pyra threw her fear away and opened the door. The door was long and pink, like Rex with no pants on. Smash House was golden and extravagant. As Pyra walked in, she noticed that he shoe was sticking to the floor a little. I wonder what kind of fluid would make gold floors do this sort of thing? Pyra asked herself, remembering that Zeke's sheets were like this a few times. "Hoy, how's it going, sweet cheeks? Miss me?" Pyra turned around and saw four really handsome men. It was Shulk, Sakurai, Luigi, and Kirby! They were widely known for being "well hung." "O-oh, hi Shulk! How's it going with Fiora?" Pyra asked, blushing a little bit. Shulk was always so aggressive, especially towards cheeks. "Don't worry about that, baby. We're here for your initiation." Sakurai said, taking a mint and readying his tongue.

Pyra was taken aback, but she thought about it for a moment. Maybe this was what Pyra could use to remain happy whilst away from Rex. After all, Pyra let Rex smash Kora, Brighid, and Dahlia. Besides, it wasn't like he'd ever find out.

Rex was eating both a hotdog and a banana at once as he hung out with friend, Zeke. He was killing time until Nia showed up. He was gonna try and seduce her today. It wasn't like Pyra would ever find out.

"Hoy, Rex. How long is Pyra gonna be in Smash, anyways? I miss her t***." Zeke said, as he ate a slice of sausage pizza he got from Chicago. Pandoria left to go and get herself "some of what Poppi has", in her words.

"Bleh, this pizza sucks. Sometimes, I wonder how those two can eat this s*** every day?" Zeke said, as he began to think about whether or not "sausage pizza" meant something else.

"Don't talk about my girl like tha-KEHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Rex screamed with a start.

"What is it, lad? Did you bite your tongue again?" Zeke said, as he jammed his fingers into Rex's mouth. He was pretending to check, but he really just wanted to wash his hands with Rex's spit.

"No, you dolt! I feel all of Pyra's pain, remember? I think she just got into her first fight-there's a pain coming from my arse!" Rex said, licking Zeke's hands clean.

Rex doubled down, but then shot back up. He was floating a few feet from the ground, as if something was propelling Pyra into the air. Next thing he knew, the pain in his ass started moving back and forth, with the force of a pink ball with limitless strength. Tears began to fill Rex's eyes. He hoped Pyra would fight back and stop this pain. However, his wish was in vain, as he felt a similar sensation near his crotch. His crotch hurt, like someone had seen the future and saw how to hurt him in the best way possible. Pyra was being attacked from both sides? That was the only thing that made sense to Rex. The turn of events were soon made clear, as he felt his foot get wet. It was a slimy, gross tongue. The kind of tongue you'd expect from a game developer.

"H-hey! Back off! Only I get to lick those feet!" Rex screamed. Zeke looked around, before turning to Rex with a sorrowful look in his disgusting cyclops eye.

"I'm sorry, lad. I know I shouldn't have licked Pyra's feet when she was asleep, but they were so dirty and fresh, I just couldn't resist." Rex's face began to turn red. He couldn't breathe. He felt something massive and long slide down his throat, like a plumber cleaning the pipes, but with something that wasn't his hands.

"W-wow, man! Don't get so angry! It's not like I licked both feet!" Zeke said, taking a step back. Rex was floating in the air, getting tossed around every which way. His body was a mountain of pain and pleasure. He finally understood what was happening. And his heart was filling with sadness, just as Pyra's holes were being filled with fluid and meat. Nia walked in.

"H-hey, Rex, now that Pyra and Mythra are gone, I was wondering if you'd like to go on a date? There's a new fish restaurant, and I thought............"

Rex spewed whiteness all over Nia. He fell, as his body became lubricated.

Nia was aghast. She paused a moment, before kicking Rex in his chicken nuggets.

"Hey, come on! I was gonna eat some of those for dessert!" Zeke said, upset that the chicken nuggets were now ruined.

"IF YA DIDN'T WANT TO GO, YOU SHOULDA JUST SAID SO YOU ONE-EYED MONSTER." Nia screamed at Rex like a cat. "Come on, Brighid! We're going to Chicago!" Brighid left the room with Nia as Rex remained a wet heap on the floor. His eyes were full of tears, and he was full of sadness, anger and arousal. Zeke walked up to Rex. "Hey, you remind me of my bed sheets!"

Rex was walking across an icy field. It had been almost a year since Pyra had been added into Smash. He was trying to get to Smash House with Tora. They wanted revenge for what Pyra had done to Rex. Rex had brought his extra thick wrench with him for this very reason.

"Tora very glad Poppi remain faithful."

"Shut up, Tora, you dumb motherf***er."

Rex fell down. He thought he was about to experience another round of "pleasure", but what happened was even worse. A pool of liquid shot out from Rex. Tora ran over and licked it. "Meh? This not urine. This clear, and taste strange............" Tora said, looking toward Rex.

Rex writhed in agony. He felt a contraction. He had been experiencing morning sickness for 9 months, but he thought that was from all the fluids she had swallowed.

"PYRA! YOU WHORE! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!" Rex screamed as he prepared for the next rush of pain.

"It's a boy!" Dr. Mario pulled the infant from Mythra's body. After 12 long hours of labor, the baby was finally born. He handed the new baby to its father, Sonic. The baby, a small orange bandicoot, looked towards his father's eyes and said his first word. "Whoa............"

"Rick, this guy is insane. I-I-I mean, I guess the fanfic was okay, but how sick of a person do you have to be to write something like this?" Morty inquired, leaning over to grab a tissue box. "Morty, not now! I'm playing the original Fate/Stay Night game, uncensored!" Rick said, as he got to the part with the Venus flytrap. Morty rolled his eyes. Record of Ragnarock was SO much cooler. Morty turned towards the audience and said, with love in his heart: "The worst is yet to come, SmashFAQ'S!"

43 : Anonymous2021/03/07 21:40 ID: gq551t4

what the dick. Like how can their DLC hope to match that tableau of Armageddon. All that’s missing is a Unicron.

Is he carrying the original Quake hammer?

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Goddamn that would be quite the pull! The Original QUAKE (as in the protag of Quake was supposed to be named QUAKE iirc) rocked a hammer not unlike that lol


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