Never gets old.

1 : Anonymous2021/05/10 00:45 ID: n8rtdj
Never gets old.
2 : Anonymous2021/05/10 01:36 ID: gxk761n

I got disqualified at a irl tournament because my Torterra was named Ass Blaster.

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This is bullshit!

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Oh shit!

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Oh shit he

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I named my charizard ass blaster.

Thank you Tremors.

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Those movies are a goddamn national treasure.

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Literally 1984

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Others can’t see your nicknames can they?

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Can only imagine if you win, they wont want to have on their website "ass blaster clenches victory".

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Even if the opponent couldn't, the setting was a tournament, so there would be people looking from his side as well. They may even have used a console game to better show the battles.

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Ass Blaster has been disqualified.

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Ass blaster used Sunbeam...

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I named my Dragonite Ass Blaster... love that name!

3 : Anonymous2021/05/10 07:26 ID: gxl1bfp

Reminds my younger days when I named a charter in a Final Fantasy game "Creamy". Then at one point the game says "Creamy will come at the climax of the first act!"

Me and my cousin laughed ourselves hoarse

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One of my favourite Pokemon runs was calling Gary/Blue "What?". Makes Prof Oak seem very senile. "My grandson. What was his name again? Oh Right, What?"

Or something like that too

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To be fair, prof oak should know his grandsons name lol.

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Sounds like the mall manager from the fingerbang episode of South Park

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I was being immature when I set up my Stardew Valley game and it asked for a favourite thing. So, I went for "blowjobs", hehe.

Many hours pass, I find my first stardrop and "It's strange, but the taste reminds you of blowjobs" and I was very confused at the weird tasting thing I'd found, wondering how they had such a crude reference in their game, before it hit me.

4 : Anonymous2021/05/10 03:00 ID: gxkfrbi

I name my trainer "not Ash" and it makes everyone snarky and disappointed in me

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Name yourself "My Dude" and it makes everyone in the game super chill.

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If you name yourself "dickhead" everyone is rude to you.

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I prefer to play RPGs in Hulk Hogan mode, name my character Brother.

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I need help, my dude

5 : Anonymous2021/05/10 02:22 ID: gxkbw4b

Oh shit he fainted

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Carl Fainted

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talking about 6 ft of rebar like it happens all the time. can't stop giggling

6 : Anonymous2021/05/10 01:20 ID: gxk5gls

I always did “this foo” and “that foo”

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Pity the foo who

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woke up!

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I see you on your Trucha shit foo

7 : Anonymous2021/05/10 05:50 ID: gxkumzp

How is this the first time I’m seeing this? I haven’t stopped laughing yet!

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Other good names :
Metapod called penis - > Penis used Harden. Also, pick him up at the daycare - > Your Penis has grown a lot
Voltorb called Terrorist - > Terrorist used selfdestruct
Hitler used Hail

8 : Anonymous2021/05/10 00:53 ID: gxk2off

This is amazing

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I’m an old fart now and this gets me every time.

9 : Anonymous2021/05/10 00:46 ID: gxk1yzc

Good memories playing those games... I remember when blue and yellow version were the shit

10 : Anonymous2021/05/10 06:51 ID: gxkyypn

Reminds me of vg cats Name metapod penis! Penis used harden...

11 : Anonymous2021/05/10 00:52 ID: gxk2j0w

Good memories

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Oh shit he remembered!

12 : Anonymous2021/05/10 01:07 ID: gxk42u6

‟Could he hve”

Now, your Pokemon does not actually do anything, you just spend the entire game wondering if he could’ve.

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Could he have is evolving!

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Perhaps he

13 : Anonymous2021/05/10 06:45 ID: gxkyixm

This and naming yourself "my dude" in ocarina of time are my favorite.

14 : Anonymous2021/05/10 01:26 ID: gxk63nh

This is genius

15 : Anonymous2021/05/10 05:08 ID: gxkrcww

Oh shit he ♂

16 : Anonymous2021/05/10 04:17 ID: gxkn265

oh baby!

17 : Anonymous2021/05/10 07:30 ID: gxl1km8

Are you Carly Rae?

18 : Anonymous2021/05/10 11:33 ID: gxlhm8s

I'd love to see a twitch plays Pokémon where the only thing chat does is name everything.

19 : Anonymous2021/05/10 12:24 ID: gxlm6us

Damn you guys are clever. I only gave one of my Pokémon a unique name. He was named Dinosaur. It was a Ratata.

It took me 20 mins to name him and i just kept everyone else as is.

20 : Anonymous2021/05/10 13:05 ID: gxlqidp

What game is this?

21 : Anonymous2021/05/10 13:58 ID: gxlwsr3

I like to evolve all my level 1 shinies in Pokémon go and name them FU I’m shiny.


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