Fashion stats go brrrr

1 : Anonymous2021/05/22 15:26 ID: nil0vi
Fashion stats go brrrr
2 : Anonymous2021/05/22 22:18 ID: gz3neh7


3 : Anonymous2021/05/22 22:16 ID: gz3n67n

If +sexy was a stat every guy would try to max it

4 : Anonymous2021/05/22 22:19 ID: gz3nk9q

On male characters?

5 : Anonymous2021/05/22 16:46 ID: gz2jvr1

I wouldnt mind seeing female armour on males! And vise versa, that'd be equality at its best! I want my death knight in some skimpy metal undies...

6 : Anonymous2021/05/22 17:06 ID: gz2mf43

Yeah it never makes sense when games have it so that when you put a set of armor on a male character it looks one way, but then if you take the exact same set and put it on a female character it looks different, I’m not against gendered armor, but make it based on the specific armor, not the person wearing it

7 : Anonymous2021/05/22 17:40 ID: gz2qk84

I played Code:Vein, and game have a lot of settinsgs for character, and different armoracessories, etc.

Female character armor can be dismantled to the stripper outfit.

Male character armor cannot even have open chest, let aside going topless.


8 : Anonymous2021/05/22 17:30 ID: gz2pfj8

Like a lot of things, it makes sense if you look at it from a marketing perspective.

9 : Anonymous2021/05/22 17:09 ID: gz2mpm3

Exactly! I don't need to be seeing so much boob and bum, I wanna look like I'm wearing a set of armour not something straight out of a medieval Anne summers.

10 : Anonymous2021/05/22 18:30 ID: gz2wpar

I mean it's magic it forms to to the user.

11 : Anonymous2021/05/22 19:11 ID: gz31k4d

Dw I'll be against gendered armour enough for both of us

12 : Anonymous2021/05/22 19:06 ID: gz30z8c

I made my FFXIV tank gear the 2B glamour from the neir raids as soon as they made it equippable by men.

I'm going to protect everyone in my pretty skirt.

13 : Anonymous2021/05/22 20:07 ID: gz382g6

Half my glams are skirts/dresses

it’s a combat skirt

14 : Anonymous2021/05/22 19:56 ID: gz36s18

That is style!

15 : Anonymous2021/05/22 19:23 ID: gz32wck

I don't even like that bikini armour stuff on my female characters, just looks weird and not immersive to me. I'd rather see something more realistic, just cut to not look bulky.

That being said though, why don't more games let you set the appearance of your armour to anything you've already discovered?

16 : Anonymous2021/05/22 20:12 ID: gz38ltc

Some do, but the only ones I can think of cost money to do

17 : Anonymous2021/05/22 18:27 ID: gz2wbp2

He feels pretty,

Oh so pretty,

He feels pretty

And Witty,


18 : Anonymous2021/05/22 20:22 ID: gz39swo


19 : Anonymous2021/05/22 20:54 ID: gz3dprp


20 : Anonymous2021/05/22 21:31 ID: gz3i2qu

She's definitely checking out that ass.

21 : Anonymous2021/05/22 22:25 ID: gz3o76v

I loooove being this guy. With every MMORPG comes a class, spec, or type of armor that people blindly hate. You can always be the black sheep doing the best damage, tanking, or healing, simply based on the fact that the best gear in the game for you has next to no competition.

Back in the day on WoW during the WOTLK expansion, the underdog class would walk into a Vault of Archavon raid and be the only guy with that class in the raid. The bosses would then drop armor that is locked to that one guys class. I've seen some people walk out with practically every single piece of loot from a 25 man raid with 4 bosses in it.

It's big dick energy.

22 : Anonymous2021/05/22 23:41 ID: gz3wtoa

Back in Wrath we didn’t have a true “underdog” class, everyone was a Flavor of the Month for a time. If the pugs you attended really hated a class, then that’s the exception.

23 : Anonymous2021/05/22 19:56 ID: gz36oag

You stole this from

24 : Anonymous2021/05/22 20:01 ID: gz37b0w

Gave OP credit in the first comment, plus his name is on the Comic

25 : Anonymous2021/05/22 19:00 ID: gz309k1

It just works - Todd Howard

26 : Anonymous2021/05/22 19:37 ID: gz34hmh

"I look like a clown, but I hit like a truck".

27 : Anonymous2021/05/22 21:13 ID: gz3fwti


28 : Anonymous2021/05/22 23:53 ID: gz3y3h2

Not my proudest fap

29 : Anonymous2021/05/22 22:34 ID: gz3p7yg

Thats how it should be I reckon, sexy bikini armor should be a choice in any game just any sex can wear it

30 : Anonymous2021/05/22 19:32 ID: gz33zh1

The crotch hair though

31 : Anonymous2021/05/22 19:32 ID: gz340ah

I understand would do it without better stats

32 : Anonymous2021/05/22 19:55 ID: gz36m9d

Meanwhile in Rust

"Holy shit a beanie! This will go well with my underwear"

33 : Anonymous2021/05/22 20:05 ID: gz37trr

The guy at the end is basically what you encounter on Mordhau

34 : Anonymous2021/05/22 20:51 ID: gz3da4p

Reminds me when I played WoW and Lineage 2 when they first released and my male character end up wearing S&M looking outfits "cuz of stats".

35 : Anonymous2021/05/22 20:57 ID: gz3e1ke

I remember seeing some really creative justifications for "bikini armor" in

, namely one user had mages that enchanted their own bodies to be more durable, like armor, thus allowing them to wear less heavy armor for more mobility, or just for decency.

36 : Anonymous2021/05/22 20:59 ID: gz3e8yq

If I still had a CD port, I'd rather go that route.

37 : Anonymous2021/05/22 21:13 ID: gz3fvd8

Love how whoever created it signed it, and linked their IG like it wasn't 100% stolen from a YouTube skit.

Female Armour In Video Games - Viva La Dirt League

38 : Anonymous2021/05/22 21:26 ID: gz3hg8j

Stats are stats

39 : Anonymous2021/05/22 22:11 ID: gz3mkqn

Hot damn.

40 : Anonymous2021/05/22 22:19 ID: gz3nl2h

Why did he take off the helm though seems like a silly thing to do if he wanted max stats

41 : Anonymous2021/05/22 22:36 ID: gz3pelz

this is why i love games with vanity slots

42 : Anonymous2021/05/22 22:54 ID: gz3rjnn


43 : Anonymous2021/05/22 23:05 ID: gz3sr03

Gives me a KCD vibe mixed with Skyrim

44 : Anonymous2021/05/22 23:15 ID: gz3ty8g

How is he running in high heels anyways

45 : Anonymous2021/05/23 00:04 ID: gz3z8ik


46 : Anonymous2021/05/23 00:16 ID: gz40g2a

That's one sexy dude

47 : Anonymous2021/05/23 00:21 ID: gz40zef

It do be like that sometimes

48 : Anonymous2021/05/22 19:24 ID: gz3332k

I'd totally be open to kinky armor if it wasn't socially weird for men to have revealing clothing (aside from being shirtless). With my ex I was always impressed how little space her thongs took in luggage compared to my boxers. Well, a few weeks ago I was at a massage place where they gave me one time use male thongs - I left them on for the rest of the day to see how they felt and I'll be damned, I don't mind them at all - in fact, I enjoyed semi-naked feeling when going to bed in evening. In a world where men wearing thongs would be considered attractive, I'd switch in a heartbeat - so little luggage space, after washing virtually no drying time.

49 : Anonymous2021/05/22 22:19 ID: gz3nif2

Made me laugh

50 : Anonymous2021/05/22 23:31 ID: gz3vqpn

"Full" plate

51 : Anonymous2021/05/22 20:37 ID: gz3blpm

What you don’t like it, don’t buy it. If you like it, don’t buy it. If you like it, don’t buy it. If you play through the entire ME1 campaign you'll eventually go through all parts of the Citadel and scan the Keepers along the way.


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