Picture of Valve’s upcoming portable gaming PC

1 : Anonymous2021/05/26 13:04 ID: nlgjnz
Picture of Valve's upcoming portable gaming PC
2 : Anonymous2021/05/26 15:52 ID: gzizd4f

We have Gabe Boy, Gabe Boy Pocket and... Oh no, I just realized we're never going to get to the Gabe Boy Color, our lord and savior Newell doesn't deal in threes xD

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The pocket was never a full iteration of the line, just a new form-factor, like the GBA and SP, the DS and Lite, 3DS and XL, etc. Same hardware, new case.

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You're awfully optimistic. We won't even get the GabeBoy Pocket.

3 : Anonymous2021/05/26 15:12 ID: gzitjjl

CS:GO preinstalled.

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Hacks included

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Only in CIS version though.

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Yeah it's not Counter Strike: Global Offensive, it's Counter Strike: Go! You walk around the neighbourhood catching terrorists and then battling them.

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Augmented reality counter strike could be interesting.

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It really puts the Go in CS:GO.

4 : Anonymous2021/05/26 15:43 ID: gziy03x

If it's a Gabeboy, I thought it would be heavier.

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Even though it might be heavy, I'm sure it'll be worth the weight.

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Unironically something to play steam games on the go would be amazing.

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He’s not Heavy he’s my bruh

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So long!

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Where are the knives?

5 : Anonymous2021/05/26 15:29 ID: gzivxnj

You can fit enough hardware in a device of that size to play every Valve-developed non-VR game in at least 1080p/60fps.

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very specific but ok

6 : Anonymous2021/05/26 13:21 ID: gzie7gx

Hyped for this, it's even got a headphone socket. Even my phone doesn't have one of those!

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Oh jeez. How much is this thing going to cost?

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All your crates and keys

7 : Anonymous2021/05/26 14:23 ID: gzim1ax

Now say "Gabe Boy" in a sentence out loud like "I'm going to play with my Gabe Boy"... Don't think they'll be calling it that anytime soon haha

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Username checks out.

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This has you've gotta pay the troll's toll to get in the boy's soul vibes.

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Have a friend named Gabe. His cousin called him Gabe boy when he was a kid because of this.

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8 : Anonymous2021/05/26 16:16 ID: gzj2uz6

Guys, don't let him fool you. This is an underpowered knockoff. Here's the actual Valve: Gabe Gear.

9 : Anonymous2021/05/26 17:16 ID: gzjbm8d

At first I read gay boy

10 : Anonymous2021/05/26 17:26 ID: gzjd2o4


11 : Anonymous2021/05/26 17:52 ID: gzjgu5h

HalfLife and Counter-Strike installed!

12 : Anonymous2021/05/26 13:38 ID: gzig74o

I'd honestly be glad if they did. I really miss retro gaming

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you can buy a gameboy replica that has a bigger (and colour) screen, built in rechargeable battery, rear trigger buttons, and that can play almost every game for every console upto the PS1 (which are all on the SD card). for cheap. mine was £50.

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What hardware is it? I've seen HardKernel sell a game boy like kit and have been curious about it.

13 : Anonymous2021/05/26 16:51 ID: gzj7xbr

Hopefully this comes with half life 3.

ID: gzjb9ck

Peace in the Middle East, end of world hunger, and vast availability of graphics cards will happen before we ever see HL3.

14 : Anonymous2021/05/26 15:51 ID: gziz713

I’ll buy it, it’s got my name on it

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Who the heck names their kid Boy?

15 : Anonymous2021/05/26 16:40 ID: gzj6eqm

So long!

16 : Anonymous2021/05/26 16:42 ID: gzj6p6x

Not gonna lie, I would buy a GabeBoy

17 : Anonymous2021/05/26 16:43 ID: gzj6tzq

Dot Matrix! Spaceballs makes a little more sense every day.

18 : Anonymous2021/05/26 16:47 ID: gzj7dvl

gay boy color

19 : Anonymous2021/05/26 17:07 ID: gzjacmt

Take my money

20 : Anonymous2021/05/26 17:08 ID: gzjadl7

portal 3 boutta be a blast to play

21 : Anonymous2021/05/26 17:22 ID: gzjcf8u

And then the Gabe boy color!

No Gabe boy advance tho, they never bothered to make a third one...

22 : Anonymous2021/05/26 17:35 ID: gzjebub

If StarCraft II is preinstalled, it would be a BigGabeBoy.

23 : Anonymous2021/05/26 17:41 ID: gzjf89z

Will it run Crysis?

24 : Anonymous2021/05/26 17:47 ID: gzjg1vg

Its should be 1 and 2 button. Not a and b.

25 : Anonymous2021/05/26 18:29 ID: gzjm45h

If I can play dota2 on it idc how much it costs... been 3 years since I played last.


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