When Life Gives you Lemons…

1 : Anonymous2021/05/29 15:42 ID: nnq22c
When Life Gives you Lemons...
2 : Anonymous2021/05/29 15:47 ID: gzvpwwg

”I don’t want your damn lemons! What the hell am I supposed to do with these?!”

3 : Anonymous2021/05/29 16:17 ID: gzvtebd

“Make life rue the day they tried to give Cave Johnson lemons!”

ID: gzwo8c6

It's really funny because I thought that character created the phrase "When life gives you lemons..." I somehow went through ~18 years of life without hearing that phrase until that moment.

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4 : Anonymous2021/05/29 16:14 ID: gzvt2dk

I want flammable lemons!

5 : Anonymous2021/05/29 15:43 ID: gzvphxh

Or disrespect life and make lemonade and throw it back at them

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Lemongrenades. Lol

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ID: gzvt714

He's gonna have his scientists invent a lemon that burns your house down!

6 : Anonymous2021/05/29 16:34 ID: gzvvc1n

Just say, fuck the lemons and bail.

ID: gzvw6oh

Ok monster man

7 : Anonymous2021/05/29 18:07 ID: gzw6bxr

When will portal 3 come out

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When life finds a way (to take vengeance for their lemon burnt house)

ID: gzx7ly5

Valve can’t count to three, I thought everyone knew this already.

8 : Anonymous2021/05/29 16:56 ID: gzvxxpp

When Karen writes life advice

9 : Anonymous2021/05/29 17:07 ID: gzvzaa1

J.K. Simmons is a fucking legend

10 : Anonymous2021/05/29 21:28 ID: gzwu5c2

Demanding to see life's manager?!

Being a Karen with portals?

11 : Anonymous2021/05/29 16:40 ID: gzvw37r

Ah yes I remember finding this meme funny back when Portal 2 just released and I saw this as a poster on Redbubbel.

12 : Anonymous2021/05/29 16:44 ID: gzvwjn1

! I am not going to give back the lemons, I'll make lemon tart instead (my favorite dessert!)

13 : Anonymous2021/05/29 17:03 ID: gzvyrqv

"When life gives you lemons throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the dam oranges you asked for in the first place"

-phil Hartman as Bill McNeil (news radio)

14 : Anonymous2021/05/29 17:03 ID: gzvyuyh

Step one. Cut the Lemons into slices. Step two. Squeeze lemons into god’s eye. Step three. Follow aforementioned instructions by Aperture science innovators

15 : Anonymous2021/05/29 17:14 ID: gzw03yf

I don't want your damn lemons!- Cave Johnson

16 : Anonymous2021/05/29 17:23 ID: gzw15do

This is my vibe today. Fuck your lemons.

17 : Anonymous2021/05/29 18:36 ID: gzw9t7f

Or squeeze them back into life’s eyes

18 : Anonymous2021/05/29 19:00 ID: gzwcm41

Squeeze them in life's eyes.

19 : Anonymous2021/05/29 19:30 ID: gzwg5m4

Got any grapes?

20 : Anonymous2021/05/29 20:47 ID: gzwpazm

"Burn it down! He says what we're all thinking."

21 : Anonymous2021/05/29 22:47 ID: gzx2wcg

Life never gave us lemons. We made them all on our own through selective breeding. Kinda like some dog breeds.

22 : Anonymous2021/05/29 23:01 ID: gzx4e2g

Omni-Man's monologue but it's Cave Johnson's lemon rant

23 : Anonymous2021/05/29 23:16 ID: gzx5wrz

Go ahead and make the lemonade. Then add vodka.


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