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My Portal gun signed by the devs.
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I got it at a charity auction with Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation (JDRF).
ID: gzsso98ID: gzst06lI think I got it for around $150.
ID: gzu42mxThank you, from a mom of a kiddo with t1d! I'll have to show him this, he's my little gamer bro & loved the portal games.
ID: gztv4lbWhen did you get it?
ID: gzu28jkI got it around 2014.
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Everyone needs to stop posting these cool ass things, I'm getting jealous as fuck
ID: gztmouoIf it's any conciliation, I got this 5 years ago.
ID: gztopxzSo you are tired of it and would like to trade it for my Halo Reach Statue.
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But does it work, if so put a portal in a bank vault
ID: gzt4ijeYou could just make a legitimate shipping business and eclipse bezos in a year or two. You could make the Suez Canal redundant... Boeing, every car manufacturer, if builders wanted their materials you could just portal it to them - GETTING MATERIALS INTO SPACE AND VICE VERSA WOULD BE 0.000001% OF THE COST..,
THINK, /
!! YOU ARE TOO UNAMBITIOUS, THE SCOPE OF YOUR PLAN IS POINTLESS. YOURE LIKE A PETTY SPIDER-MAN VILLAIN WHO DEVELOPS SUPER SONIC PERCUSSION GAUNTLETS AND INSTEAD OF PATENTING THEM AND HAVING ROYALTIES FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, YOU USE THEM TO ROB JEWELLERY STORES, AND IF YOU MANAGE TO EVEN SELL THEM IT WILL GO TOWARD NEW YORK CITY RENT AND YOULL HAVE TO ROB ANOTHER STORE THE NEXT DAY!!!ID: gztloyuPortals as we know them are a set size, you're not going to be able to transport anything bulky and you're going to run into massive logistical problems when trying to expand large scale as you only have one portal gun.
You are OVERAMBITIOUS.
ID: gzu0k1qGETTING MATERIALS INTO SPACE AND VICE VERSA
You obviously never played the portal gun mod on Minecraft and tried putting a portal on the moon
ID: gztq7viI think you forget the portal gun only works on special carcinogenic paint made with moondust
ID: gztshw6Not only, just that it was a good conductor.
Conversion Gel was the third one to be made, so the previous tests are hard-proof portals can go on other surfaces.
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With all those signatures on it, your portal device is now worth more than the value of all of the organs of everyone living in *insert hometown here*.
ID: gzupcyyThank you, subject name here.
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Put your hand in the operational end of the device, no balls
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DO NOT look into the operational end of the device!
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Did it come with cake?
ID: gzu2ml7Sadly, no cake.
ID: gzwels8Damn guess it was a lie.
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I hear if you play the still alive song and snort some cocain it really works
ID: gzsw3rsTrue but you'll need the boots too, or else inertia
ID: gztn1s4Just do it on a trampoline-
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Woah, looks very cool
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Aperture Science would like to remind you that getting your portal device signed won't excuse you from testing.
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Jealous!
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Stop. My penis can only get so erect.
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Thought you had an oppressor Mk II. You almost got a swift “fuck you”
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Where did you meet the devs? Or did you send it to volvo and begged lol.
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Devs are the new rockstars. Love this!
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What about Cave Johnson? Without him there would be no Aperture Science
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Some of the devs were doctors apparently.
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Very epic
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I want that ngl
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Damn dude I WISH, it's been my childhood dream to have one
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Jealously lvl.100 rn
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Bet it doesn't even make portals.
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Question is does it work tho?
ID: gzvg8tmYes. Lights up, makes the 2 sounds, and everything...just no portals, though.
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Cave Johnson: "Today is take your kid to work day. We let the little devils come to the work place to experience the joys of working at Aperture Science alongside their parents. Don't worry, they won't be exposed to anything TOO dangerous. They don't have the clearance for that. But what they CAN do is put their little butts to work and assemble some things for us. No it's not child labour if it's temporary! At least I hope that's the case.
Anyways, at the end of the day, one of the lucky few pest-I mean kids gets to take home a portal gun! You heard me right! A real portal gun that shoots real portals. Which I hope is the case because those portal guns don't come cheap. AND it comes signed with signatures, of the people who work under me. When they see the names on the gun, they can see the brilliant minds behind those who put it together, and hopefully decide to come work for us here at Aperture. Where science can go suck it and kick itself out because Aperture Science scienceTM is better than regular science!
Okay we're done here."
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does it work?
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Sick portal gun
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Does it work?
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That is awesome.
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Pog
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How much?