I made a Nintendo 64 coffee table for my game room

1 : Anonymous2021/06/13 20:04 ID: nz4odk
I made a Nintendo 64 coffee table for my game room
2 : Anonymous2021/06/13 20:26 ID: h1npidt

Doesn’t this shape also have 64 edges or something like that

ID: h1nrys8

It does have 64 edges.

ID: h1o2ts3

It checks out:

All the base and top squares: 4x4x2 = 32

All the other non shared edges on the outside= 4x4 = 16

All the other non shared edges on the inside = 2 x 4 = 8

All shared edges on the outside = 4

All shared edges on the inside = 4

32+ 16 + 8 + 4 + 4= 64

You can also count all the edges that wont overlap if you spinned the shape 90° and you get 16 edges times 4 = 64

EDIT: Well i must admit i was wrong. There were two extra edges in the corners of the letter N. As

first pointed out. That increases the count of non overlaping edges to 18 x 4 = 72

ID: h1oiorm

And 64 surfaces.

3 : Anonymous2021/06/13 20:27 ID: h1npoye

Thats a really white game room.

ID: h1nxu6u

With black curtains near the playstation.

ID: h1oeo1d

Black Flag country, no Oddjob gold gun, tired fingers.

ID: h1oh5he

A Cream reference? Good stuff man, not what I was expecting today.

ID: h1otbm2

No windows games, so the sun never shines

ID: h1oe7t6

Pro-tip: Always play N64 in an industrial-grade clean room, to keep dust out of the cartridges.

ID: h1o6xm2

That's because he's Patrick Bitman

ID: h1ojp4f

Ah yes, Patrick Bitman.

ID: h1oi051

It's a Patrick Bateman game room.

Where victims have their heads caved in by an N64.

ID: h1onuzy

American psycho.

ID: h1oobys

Any other color would have been too political.

ID: h1opl5p

Looks like he's got some other plans for that room..

Wanna play a game?

4 : Anonymous2021/06/13 20:41 ID: h1nrdso

I love this. You did a fantastic job here.

5 : Anonymous2021/06/13 20:37 ID: h1nqvpl

No joke

When I saw it first i thought it's a painting not a real table

ID: h1oz59u

I thought it was a T-shirt graphic lol

6 : Anonymous2021/06/13 22:48 ID: h1o63rz

Really cool, but what color did they paint the other sides?

ID: h1ogkwd

Probably red, green, and blue

ID: h1p08bj

If you are going to make a guess, at least make it reasonable one

ID: h1oy6k2

Unless I'm mistaken you can rotate it 180 degrees and do the exact same pattern. You can't see any of the opposite faces from one side.

ID: h1p2tk3

This is important as most games on the n64 don’t even color it right.

ID: h1ohxwz

Yeah I was wondering that too. You can’t really mirror the pattern so I’d like to see another angle.

7 : Anonymous2021/06/13 23:07 ID: h1o87j5

I feel like Ive already saw it somewhere else

ID: h1oksdr

I did a reverse image search and can find several other N64 tables, but this exact pic seems to be OP's.

I used Google, TinEye, Yandex and KarmaDecay so I think he's legit.

ID: h1p2x15

How about a timeline of photos of it being made?

ID: h1oxy7a

Thank you for your service.

ID: h1ofsfo

I'm not the first person to make one of these

ID: h1olv6i

What's the N's made out of?

ID: h1o9z4s

I've seen it posted before.

8 : Anonymous2021/06/13 22:46 ID: h1o5wag

Get N or get out!

9 : Anonymous2021/06/13 23:43 ID: h1obzha

Consider how Nintendo feels about copyright their swat team should be inbound.

ID: h1ogno6

Only of he sells it

ID: h1p6sx9

Sell at a garage sale

10 : Anonymous2021/06/14 00:26 ID: h1ogidd

Do you have more pics, OP? I'm really interested in seeing how you built this.

ID: h1ohrfb

This is it before painting. You can see where I drilled the holes for the screws. There's also an Instructibles someone has done which I followed as well.

ID: h1oi4th

Wow, your paint job was really good, I zoomed in the finished table before I asked and I couldn't be sure that is where the joints were. Great job, really! It's an awesome piece!

11 : Anonymous2021/06/14 01:38 ID: h1onzn7

Are the colors correct? Considering 1/3rd of games got it wrong and I know I would too, anyone with a degree in n64 colorology please weigh in.

12 : Anonymous2021/06/13 22:51 ID: h1o6ecu

Then BOOM conker busts down ur door and chainsaws it in half

13 : Anonymous2021/06/13 20:44 ID: h1nrru0

Where can I buy this big N64?

14 : Anonymous2021/06/14 01:07 ID: h1okt7w

Are you Dexter?

15 : Anonymous2021/06/14 00:16 ID: h1ofg80

This says otherwise

ID: h1ogmjc

It does doesn't it.

ID: h1ou2dh

Yeah, c'mon OP.

16 : Anonymous2021/06/13 21:00 ID: h1ntr17

This is fucking with my eyes

17 : Anonymous2021/06/14 02:01 ID: h1oqjp4

Don't invite Conker over!

He'll pull out his chainsaw, STUPID LOGO!

18 : Anonymous2021/06/13 20:41 ID: h1nrggj



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