Heard you like cosplay girls…

1 ： Anonymous：2021/07/11 18:27 ID: oi9snu

Heard you like cosplay girls...

2 ： Anonymous：2021/07/11 19:19 ID: h4u64co

Orbital Drop Shock Thotties

ID: h4vk1l0

That would make for a great porn parody

“Dude, your party is a total sausage fest”

“Just wait for it..”

*drop pods start slamming onto the front lawn

3 ： Anonymous：2021/07/11 19:09 ID: h4u4y32

Buns of steel.

ID: h4v6e50

I’ve got balls of nukem! Duke balls! Hey Doomguy, me have steel balls! Everyone get on the ground before my balls of steel of steel fucking explode

ID: h4vk0bz

I know what sex is...

but I won't tell you

ID: h4vjxtt

He must work out

ID: h4vkata

Always up for a Dumb and Dumber reference.

4 ： Anonymous：2021/07/11 20:24 ID: h4ue3vz

This is a repost but I forgot who the original poster was

Edit: the original poster was TheGeeksterChief

5 ： Anonymous：2021/07/11 19:30 ID: h4u7e9t

Take my advice rookie, you ever fall for a woman, make sure she’s got balls.

ID: h4urghj

What kind of balls? Baseball ball? Basketball ball? Football ball?

ID: h4vhu7w

Balls of steal

ID: h4unscm

Isn't that gay?

ID: h4uvp9c

Only if the balls touch

ID: h4vc3m0

Now, hold on

ID: h4veax8

He reminisces comically about that line during the tie in book New Blood that covers his ODST squad becoming spartans.

ID: h4vesk1

It's not gay! I just said it would be cool to have a girlfriend with balls!

ID: h4vjimd

It's okay when it's in a 3-way It's not gay when it's in a 3-way With a honey in the middle, there's some leeway The area's grey in a 1-2-3-way

ID: h4uycmk

Depends on their pronouns.

6 ： Anonymous：2021/07/11 19:48 ID: h4u9nwg

"No, No, No. Keep the Helmet on!"

ID: h4v3sbu

“But- What about my face?”

ID: h4vaxkv

No hetero, no homo, just good ol' Sexo.

ID: h4vbt9y

The helmet stayed on.

ID: h4vbm6s

7 ： Anonymous：2021/07/11 19:07 ID: h4u4qpi

whips out meat scepter

Plot twist: *cosplayer also whips out meat scepter *

ID: h4ufo7h

Swordfight

ID: h4ugvzv

“Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!”

ID: h4ux1ur

I haven't heard that phrase in years

8 ： Anonymous：2021/07/11 20:27 ID: h4ueggx

ODST armor from the Halo series for whoever wants to know

9 ： Anonymous：2021/07/11 19:17 ID: h4u5us0

Beach episodes are the best!!!

10 ： Anonymous：2021/07/11 18:56 ID: h4u3cjl

Whoa…mark this NSFW?

ID: h4uw1u9

Not Safe For Wort

ID: h4viun8

Its wort wort Wednesday

11 ： Anonymous：2021/07/11 18:35 ID: h4u0vmw

Sigh... Unzip...

ID: h4u64b5

Just gonna find any hole?

ID: h4u3i4p

Player 3 has joined the game

12 ： Anonymous：2021/07/11 19:03 ID: h4u4af7

Not the proudest, but not the hardest ***

13 ： Anonymous：2021/07/11 19:34 ID: h4u7wea

If someone doesn't wear this exactly to DragonCon this year, I'm severely disappointed I'm us all.

14 ： Anonymous：2021/07/11 21:16 ID: h4ukle1

I can't believe the double standard I'm seeing. Why isn't this flagged as NSFW

15 ： Anonymous：2021/07/11 21:23 ID: h4ulgz6

We are ODST!

16 ： Anonymous：2021/07/11 21:33 ID: h4umnzx

makes my orbital drop if you catch my drift.

17 ： Anonymous：2021/07/11 19:19 ID: h4u63fq

This post belongs on the front page

18 ： Anonymous：2021/07/11 21:51 ID: h4uozrb

I expect to see this armor set in Halo infinite now. Make it happen 343.

19 ： Anonymous：2021/07/11 20:28 ID: h4uekrb

Heard you like reposts…

20 ： Anonymous：2021/07/11 19:38 ID: h4u8erb

Master sheeesshhh

21 ： Anonymous：2021/07/11 19:15 ID: h4u5pxn

r/cosplaygirls

please

22 ： Anonymous：2021/07/11 18:50 ID: h4u2mq1

Yea, we are! 🙂

23 ： Anonymous：2021/07/11 18:58 ID: h4u3oqe

Vish kk

24 ： Anonymous：2021/07/11 19:13 ID: h4u5gjc

nice!

25 ： Anonymous：2021/07/11 20:26 ID: h4uebxz

Actual picture of Dare posing for Buck

26 ： Anonymous：2021/07/11 21:01 ID: h4uiptt

*And Now for Something Completely Different*

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