- we have all been there
After so many years of raging, i have become the quietly quits sits and stares into the monitor wondering if life is worth living anymore.ID: h5zmm9y
That is definitely me as well. I'm too used to it.ID: h5zs4k3
This is me when people are around.
When its just me I become the super sonic screamer
Edit: sorry guys i meant super sonic creamerID: h5zsr8w
So advanced emotional breakdown: Existential BreakdownID: h5zv532
Why is game? Who am I to judge a player? I should be grateful for the opportunity to grow as a person when I lose.
Will I die young internalizing all of my anger? Is death just a stage in a greater journey?ID: h5zu3xd
Same. Just a deep sigh as I stare and a 13 year old is saying he fucked my momID: h5zrr4f
One of my friends usually is really silent when he’s raging, the only time I’ve heard him get angry was when we played tekken 7 and he punched his headset across the room.ID: h5ztxjl
Tekken 7 is literally the salt game. I dont blame them. I've raged out of my fair share of friendlies with my buddy who is just better than me at fighting games.ID: h5zpsys
Yep that's me. Slowly go to the quit button and turn the PS5 off. Walk outside for a cigarette contemplating what I'm doing with my life.ID: h5zvfxp
Then go back inside and start the game again.
I'm the uninstallerID: h5zmq1y
Never had i uninstalled and re-installed a game as much as Rocket League...
I feel you.ID: h5zxvin
Same.. you get back into it, immediately get a toxic teammate in ranked and go back out and uninstall again.
The skill ceiling has also gotten far too high, two years ago I could easily do C1 scratching at C2, but now I'm more in D2-3 and don't have the motivation to learn all the tricks.ID: h5ztydv
I have unistalled and re-installed dota 2 5 times during the same day. The last install was just to save time the next day...ID: h5zxi7v
Uninstall League of Legends and never reinstall. It's what I imagine recovering after chemotherapy must be like. Suddenly life is full of happiness and possibilty, and not braindead scumfuck bastard Malphites who walk down their lane straight into the enemy turrets to feed.
E: the silent rager/ internal rager
All of them except the key board, money is expensiveID: h6033uu
"Money is expensive" words to live byID: h612yaq
"I'd like to buy some money, please."
"Sure, what would you like?"
"How about 1 million dollars?"
"That'll be 1 million dollars, please."
"Shit. Expensive. Can I get a 'two for the price of one' deal, maybe?"
"You mean you give me a million and I'll give you two million?"
Well saidID: h60a6up
I broke a controller once :/ regret it so muchID: h60daqy
I'm the want to punch monitocontroller gamer. But then I instantly remember how much it's going to cost to replace if I do. So I turn into the groan and stare into monitor gamer instead.
Emotional breakdown+ face grabberID: h5zl8z8
Emotional dick grabber.
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!ID: h5zrxqd
Ahh. The ol’ dick twistID: h5zun4g
YOU TWIST. THAT. DICK.
TWIST HIS DICK.ID: h5zt31o
Sometimes I just wonder, do I even deserve to play this game after a boss beats my ass for the 50th time
Once I caused a wipe in a raid in WoW during my first heroic and people yelled at me on mic in discord so i laid in my bed and cried a littleID: h5zyx2s
Yeah it's the worst feeling when you accept all blame and know that everything that happened is unequivocally your fault and people just shit on you at the same time lol
So when I rage I generally have a conversation with the game. I use phrases such as:
'What do you want me to do?'
'How? how HOW!'
'IM DOING THAT, I DID THAT, LOOK IM PRESSING IT'
CONTROLLER KEY MASHING, CONTROLLER BITING, ECT.
And if I keep failing sometimes I'll sarcastically.ID: h5zrjve
Biting? Thats next level. Im gonna try itID: h5zsydc
Dude, back in the day? That was my go to. Couldn't throw the controller, couldn't slam it on the ground bc I need my controller. Just chomp down real hard on one of the handle parts of my ps2 controller until some of the rage subsides and I'm good to go.ID: h5zu35e
One of the ways I try to hurt the game's feelings:
"You're supposed to be fun! And I'm not having fun right now, so you've FAILED!"ID: h5zwkr2
Look! WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO AGAINST IT? I LITERALLY CAN NOT COUNTER THIS SHIT!ID: h603hkl
Yeah, this is necessary. The game must know it's bullshit.
"It hits me when I roll AND when I block! Fucking bullshit. This is just bad game design!... I FUCKING BLOCKED!"
With that one slightly calmer moment in the eye of the storm:
"Alright, THAT ONE was my fault. Think I'm getting the hang of it."ID: h5zw7qo
You'll sarcastically what?
I'm the smack myself in my forehead type
Alt+F4 + Poker faceID: h5zqgg0
yep i was like where is the alt f4 guyID: h5zvv1m
Ah yes, the "irritated but still an adult." I know it well.ID: h5zsjx9
+re open the game 20-30 seconds afterID: h5zvd49
"game closed, huh, must've been the wind"
I just wave my hands around asking “why” and “how” and then load up the next game immediately
I quietly ask: "are you serious?", "how did that happen? /how did he manage to do that?" or "why did that just happen?", then, with a look of morbid, on-the-brink-of slicing-somebody's-throat calm over my face, I quietly close the game.
Either that or I utter a single "fuck" and just insta alt+f4
I just put down the controller and walk away. I paid too much for that shit
Where are the desk slammersID: h602g7y
We are related to Keyboard smashers but are more about loud noises than throwing away several hundred dollars worth of equipment.ID: h6081s9
My fist suffers the pain I would like to inflict on my keyboard.ID: h600kri
Team throws 4vs2 in csgo
Table: my time has come
I scream spiritually then i hit alt+f4