we have all been there

1 : Anonymous2021/07/21 10:35 ID: oon8h3
we have all been there
2 : Anonymous2021/07/21 10:40 ID: h5zl7z7

After so many years of raging, i have become the quietly quits sits and stares into the monitor wondering if life is worth living anymore.

ID: h5zmm9y

That is definitely me as well. I'm too used to it.

ID: h5zs4k3

This is me when people are around.

When its just me I become the super sonic screamer

Edit: sorry guys i meant super sonic creamer

ID: h5zsr8w

So advanced emotional breakdown: Existential Breakdown

ID: h5zv532

Why is game? Who am I to judge a player? I should be grateful for the opportunity to grow as a person when I lose.

Will I die young internalizing all of my anger? Is death just a stage in a greater journey?

ID: h5zu3xd

Same. Just a deep sigh as I stare and a 13 year old is saying he fucked my mom

ID: h5zrr4f

One of my friends usually is really silent when he’s raging, the only time I’ve heard him get angry was when we played tekken 7 and he punched his headset across the room.

ID: h5ztxjl

Tekken 7 is literally the salt game. I dont blame them. I've raged out of my fair share of friendlies with my buddy who is just better than me at fighting games.

ID: h5zpsys

Yep that's me. Slowly go to the quit button and turn the PS5 off. Walk outside for a cigarette contemplating what I'm doing with my life.

ID: h5zvfxp

Then go back inside and start the game again.

3 : Anonymous2021/07/21 10:38 ID: h5zl123

I'm the uninstaller

ID: h5zmq1y

Never had i uninstalled and re-installed a game as much as Rocket League...

I feel you.

ID: h5zxvin

Same.. you get back into it, immediately get a toxic teammate in ranked and go back out and uninstall again.

The skill ceiling has also gotten far too high, two years ago I could easily do C1 scratching at C2, but now I'm more in D2-3 and don't have the motivation to learn all the tricks.

ID: h5ztydv

I have unistalled and re-installed dota 2 5 times during the same day. The last install was just to save time the next day...

ID: h5zxi7v

Uninstall League of Legends and never reinstall. It's what I imagine recovering after chemotherapy must be like. Suddenly life is full of happiness and possibilty, and not braindead scumfuck bastard Malphites who walk down their lane straight into the enemy turrets to feed.

4 : Anonymous2021/07/21 10:44 ID: h5zlggj

E: the silent rager/ internal rager

5 : Anonymous2021/07/21 11:51 ID: h5zr0lx

All of them except the key board, money is expensive

ID: h6033uu

"Money is expensive" words to live by

ID: h612yaq

"I'd like to buy some money, please."

"Sure, what would you like?"

"How about 1 million dollars?"

"That'll be 1 million dollars, please."

"Shit. Expensive. Can I get a 'two for the price of one' deal, maybe?"

"You mean you give me a million and I'll give you two million?"

"Yeah! Exactly!"



ID: h5zz1na

Well said

ID: h60a6up

I broke a controller once :/ regret it so much

ID: h60daqy

I'm the want to punch monito

controller gamer. But then I instantly remember how much it's going to cost to replace if I do. So I turn into the groan and stare into monitor gamer instead.

6 : Anonymous2021/07/21 10:35 ID: h5zku6y

Emotional breakdown+ face grabber

ID: h5zl8z8

Emotional dick grabber.


ID: h5zrxqd

Ahh. The ol’ dick twist

ID: h5zun4g



ID: h5zt31o

Sometimes I just wonder, do I even deserve to play this game after a boss beats my ass for the 50th time

7 : Anonymous2021/07/21 11:06 ID: h5zn5s4

Once I caused a wipe in a raid in WoW during my first heroic and people yelled at me on mic in discord so i laid in my bed and cried a little

ID: h5zyx2s

Yeah it's the worst feeling when you accept all blame and know that everything that happened is unequivocally your fault and people just shit on you at the same time lol

8 : Anonymous2021/07/21 11:12 ID: h5zno0d

So when I rage I generally have a conversation with the game. I use phrases such as:

'What do you want me to do?'


'How? how HOW!'



And if I keep failing sometimes I'll sarcastically.

ID: h5zrjve

Biting? Thats next level. Im gonna try it

ID: h5zsydc

Dude, back in the day? That was my go to. Couldn't throw the controller, couldn't slam it on the ground bc I need my controller. Just chomp down real hard on one of the handle parts of my ps2 controller until some of the rage subsides and I'm good to go.

ID: h5zu35e

One of the ways I try to hurt the game's feelings:

"You're supposed to be fun! And I'm not having fun right now, so you've FAILED!"

ID: h5zwkr2


ID: h603hkl

Yeah, this is necessary. The game must know it's bullshit.

"It hits me when I roll AND when I block! Fucking bullshit. This is just bad game design!... I FUCKING BLOCKED!"

With that one slightly calmer moment in the eye of the storm:

"Alright, THAT ONE was my fault. Think I'm getting the hang of it."

ID: h5zw7qo

You'll sarcastically what?

9 : Anonymous2021/07/21 10:38 ID: h5zl2ff

I'm the smack myself in my forehead type

10 : Anonymous2021/07/21 10:36 ID: h5zkx5q

Alt+F4 + Poker face

ID: h5zqgg0

yep i was like where is the alt f4 guy

ID: h5zvv1m

Ah yes, the "irritated but still an adult." I know it well.

ID: h5zsjx9

+re open the game 20-30 seconds after

ID: h5zvd49

"game closed, huh, must've been the wind"

11 : Anonymous2021/07/21 11:26 ID: h5zorgp

I just wave my hands around asking “why” and “how” and then load up the next game immediately

12 : Anonymous2021/07/21 11:20 ID: h5zoaie

I quietly ask: "are you serious?", "how did that happen? /how did he manage to do that?" or "why did that just happen?", then, with a look of morbid, on-the-brink-of slicing-somebody's-throat calm over my face, I quietly close the game.

Either that or I utter a single "fuck" and just insta alt+f4

13 : Anonymous2021/07/21 12:35 ID: h5zv8eu

I just put down the controller and walk away. I paid too much for that shit

14 : Anonymous2021/07/21 11:34 ID: h5zpicy

Where are the desk slammers

ID: h602g7y

We are related to Keyboard smashers but are more about loud noises than throwing away several hundred dollars worth of equipment.

ID: h6081s9

My fist suffers the pain I would like to inflict on my keyboard.

ID: h600kri

Team throws 4vs2 in csgo

Table: my time has come

15 : Anonymous2021/07/21 11:30 ID: h5zp4ka

I scream spiritually then i hit alt+f4


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