I honestly just pity the poor soul that tries to rob this house

1 : Anonymous2021/08/23 20:17 ID: pa7x02
I honestly just pity the poor soul that tries to rob this house
2 : Anonymous2021/08/23 20:18 ID: ha2pvmp

If a video game duck breaks in he's FUCKED.

ID: ha2qr8o

I’m counting on it…

3 : Anonymous2021/08/23 20:49 ID: ha2uf5h

He’s gonna have an absolute Time Crisis on his hands

ID: ha2ym61

When I’m done with him he’ll definitely Die Hard Trilogy.

4 : Anonymous2021/08/23 20:20 ID: ha2q37b

Getting a face full of digital lead is the ultimate pawnage.

ID: ha2qpy6

No one recovers from that

5 : Anonymous2021/08/23 20:51 ID: ha2us1k

I dont see a Super Scope, I'm not afraid.

6 : Anonymous2021/08/23 20:21 ID: ha2q809

The wii one is for sure the scariest!

ID: ha2qmv0

My thoughts exactly

7 : Anonymous2021/08/23 20:55 ID: ha2vazi

Your responses are amazing, OP.

Maybe consider getting a locking cabinet for those bad boys, though; Wouldn't want any kids getting their hands on them.

ID: ha30cqi

Thank you! I’m just glad that (most) people got the joke lol

(Also no locker can keep these guns from serving justice)

8 : Anonymous2021/08/23 20:44 ID: ha2trdu

Me too. I bet they'd be hoping for at least an Xbox One. These wont even pawn.

ID: ha2uai3

Those Guncons are at LEAST $25 each. And if you throw one super hard you might bruise skin. I know what I’m doing. Trust.

9 : Anonymous2021/08/23 21:02 ID: ha2wcac

Your TV is fucked if you ever get blackout drunk and want to play some Duck Hunt.

ID: ha2zf3n

I don’t drink! But if I did it would be responsibly and with only a few guncons and one zapper just in case.

10 : Anonymous2021/08/23 22:38 ID: ha39sv9

Gonna be fucked when they rock up with some lcd screens

11 : Anonymous2021/08/23 20:22 ID: ha2qd8l

Unless they're an 8-bit pixelated duck or extremely assholish hound dog, those won't help you much.

ID: ha2qnuj


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12 : Anonymous2021/08/23 20:22 ID: ha2qh26

I pity him too; he'll be subjected to you and your autistic virginity.

ID: ha2qlsp


13 : Anonymous2021/08/23 20:48 ID: ha2u85w


14 : Anonymous2021/08/23 21:07 ID: ha2x566

Nintendon’t PlayStation and find out!


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