Cracks me up everytime

1 : Anonymous2021/08/30 14:40 ID: pejfcd
Cracks me up everytime
2 : Anonymous2021/08/30 16:45 ID: hay4j0z

Did you know?:

You can fully max out your speech skill at this speech check by constantly telling him that you need to use his palace to trap a dragon.

ID: haya8bx

Or you can do it at the Black Briar Meadery if you ask the worker about the business

ID: hayxyye

I thought they patched this. Couldn't do it when I actually bought the game when the legendary remastered or whatever edition with all the DLC came out

ID: hayhale

Gods bless the internet.

ID: hayww3s

Patched now, I believe. Need to play the OG version of the game

ID: hay67nk

What. I didn't know. Time to replay Skyrim for the 600th time

ID: hayai4t

In a world, where there are thousands of games to play, one Reddit user, decides to ignore them all and play Skyrim for the 600th time. Watch as he blasts through quests as if they're nothing, max out his speech skill by telling Jarl Balgruuf the same thing over and over, and walk away from a car explosion even though there are no cars. This. Is. The future.

Coming to a theater near you.

ID: hayjz2n

And this is why Bethesda has released Skyrim 42 times. For the player that wants to enjoy their 600th playthrough on a refrigerator display

ID: hay6r83

I did not know that. If i ever bother to finish the main quest i shall mildly abuse that.

ID: hay76mx

Oh definitely do! You can get some pretty good interactions with 100 Speech. Great buying and selling prices, full persuasion, lie and intimidate skills and lots of funny/secret dialogue!

ID: hayq25u


ID: hayciw8

Did you know?:

You can max out sneak in the beginning tutorial cave? Crouch to sneak up on the bear, get close enough to earn exp, but not close enough to aggro him. Then, turn 90 degrees to crouch walk into the cave wall. You'll still earn exp. Attach a real-world rubber band to your controller to continue crouch walking into the wall. Go to bed for the night. Voilà! 100 sneak!

ID: hayo1pb

A far easier way is to sneak stab Ralof. Unlike following the Imperial, there’s a locked door, so if you grab a key, he’ll wait for you to open it. Keep sneak attacking him, and you’ll max our your sneak in 20 minutes, no need to wait a night. I ended up doing legendary a few times on sneak, so much I got from it.

It ends up being a problem if you overlevel when the leveled enemies are all buff, the draugr bosses turn into dragon priests, and you’re still wearing your prisoner shackles and equipped with a rusty sword.

ID: hayjgp1

Oh. I did it by crouching and backstabbing what’s his name over and over. Even though his character knows what you’re doing, the game thinks you’re still in sneak mode.

ID: hayenh3

So all it takes to become convincing is to nag someone hundreds of times until they agree?

ID: hayj52d

Jarl Balgruuf, I've come to bargain.

3 : Anonymous2021/08/30 15:50 ID: haxwigs

She's turned the dragons against us!

ID: hay9uht

RIP Benny Harvey

ID: hayapgj

Miss ya, big guy.

ID: haybhxs

Gone but never forgotten 🙁

ID: haybirs

Gone but not forgotten

ID: hayg6zl

I wonder if Limmy has seen this yet.

…fuck though, for all I know Limmy made it in the first place…

4 : Anonymous2021/08/30 15:21 ID: haxs9yz

Proventus Avenicci: Can't you see we're busy right now, Dragonborn?!

Balgruuf's backside: Do you get to the Cloud District very often?

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Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don’t.

ID: hayfank

The funny thing is the "Cloud District" is like 4 houses. Calm down, Nazeem, you absolute lad.

ID: hay832s

I'll have you know there's no PUSSYYYYYYYY.

ID: hayixof

isn't the cloud district like right across the street too. what a dick that guy

5 : Anonymous2021/08/30 16:55 ID: hay5y39

Benny Harvey RIP

ID: hay9xj5

Miss ya big man

ID: hayciwj

Gone but not forgotten

6 : Anonymous2021/08/30 15:35 ID: haxucge

Oh fuck this was pure gold.

7 : Anonymous2021/08/30 16:10 ID: haxzfpb

When you wake up the wizard to sell some soul gems and he starts talking shit right out of bed, it actually makes sense.

ID: hayffnz

Why would you sell soul gems?

ID: hayhjnf

Anything less than a Grand/Black soul gem is pretty useless unless you're trying to level up your enchanting

8 : Anonymous2021/08/30 15:39 ID: haxuw4r

Every time I see a Skyrim post I just think “for the love of god please give us ES6”.

ID: hay03wm

I think "Please Todd, stooooop"

9 : Anonymous2021/08/30 15:01 ID: haxpjzc

Has he got no clothes on as the DB pickpocketed them before this convo?

ID: hay2j0x

Yep, that's why he's naked, bless your heart

10 : Anonymous2021/08/30 16:18 ID: hay0lbc

I'm still laughing a minute later. thank you for this

Edit: tried to show and explain this to my 73 y/o father but couldn't manage to complete a sentence because I was laughing too hard. He didn't understand.

ID: hay1ahc

Right? The longer I look at his face the more I can't help laughing hahaha

ID: hay2svy

Lol I can't even look at it anymore. Lmao its such a great piece of art. Do you know who created it?

11 : Anonymous2021/08/30 16:50 ID: hay58i1

I was never massive on Skyrim, but the goofy shit like waking people up just to chat at 2am was always fun.

When I was playing the Witcher 3 and needed someone who was in bed I'd kneel right in front of their face to meditate, so when they woke up after falling asleep alone they'd wake up to Geralt just right there in their face.

It's funny how the tiny things can wind up being the most fun. My favorite plot line in South Park: Stick of Truth was turning on the shower every time I was inside of a house, thus making everybody's water bills go up while I scampered off in to the distance.

ID: haybnt2

It’s the Wet Bandits!

ID: hay60iu

Dude that's hilarious haha

12 : Anonymous2021/08/30 16:14 ID: haxzx0l


ID: hay1dgz

Me every morning as a child when my mom would rip the blankets off me.

Edit: for school lmao

13 : Anonymous2021/08/30 18:10 ID: haygqj7

Here's the original version of this meme

14 : Anonymous2021/08/30 16:58 ID: hay6f9a


ID: hay9msc

For real though, gotta love it when they send you to kill 15 super mutants, and pay you enough caps to buy enough ammo to reload a revolver once.

15 : Anonymous2021/08/30 17:12 ID: hay8flk

I love how specific this is.


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